What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

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Help me decide what to get my boyfriend for his birthday. I have no idea what to get him. gonk

Whoever gives me the best idea gets gold, go.

[Dolce Rogue]

Birthday sex!
Bake him a cake!
Uh, UHHHHHHH, buy him a Special Edition of something you know he loves!
Serenade him!
Plaster his car/room with post-its that say "I love you" or some corny s**t like that!
Take him to dinner!
Surprise party!
Buy him a puppy!

[tj is no butt face]

Wear sexy underwear and screw his d**k while he watches sports.

[ectogasm]

Favorite band merchandise has always worked.

[Dr Raymond Stantz]

A buttplug. 4laugh

[Dr Monday]

The rotting corpses all of his enemies mounted on bloody and burning pikes in the front lawn outside! That's what Dr. Monday would want anyways.


Dr. Monday requests that gold should be given to Dolce, on account of the Serenade idea. Dr. Monday would love to be Serenaded.

[Dolce Rogue]

Dr Monday

The rotting corpses all of his enemies mounted on bloody and burning pikes in the front lawn outside! That's what Dr. Monday would want anyways.


Dr. Monday requests that gold should be given to Dolce, on account of the Serenade idea. Dr. Monday would love to be Serenaded.

^^^^^^^

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Dr Monday

The rotting corpses all of his enemies mounted on bloody and burning pikes in the front lawn outside! That's what Dr. Monday would want anyways.


Dr. Monday requests that gold should be given to Dolce, on account of the Serenade idea. Dr. Monday would love to be Serenaded.

When is your birthday Monday dear? I think I may be able to oblige. emotion_c8

[Dr Monday]

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Dr Monday

The rotting corpses all of his enemies mounted on bloody and burning pikes in the front lawn outside! That's what Dr. Monday would want anyways.


Dr. Monday requests that gold should be given to Dolce, on account of the Serenade idea. Dr. Monday would love to be Serenaded.

When is your birthday Monday dear? I think I may be able to oblige. emotion_c8

But how will you know where Dr. Monday lives? His lab needs to be kept a secret, if anyone found it they'd never be able to leave. Ever.

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Dr Monday

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Dr Monday

The rotting corpses all of his enemies mounted on bloody and burning pikes in the front lawn outside! That's what Dr. Monday would want anyways.


Dr. Monday requests that gold should be given to Dolce, on account of the Serenade idea. Dr. Monday would love to be Serenaded.

When is your birthday Monday dear? I think I may be able to oblige. emotion_c8

But how will you know where Dr. Monday lives? His lab needs to be kept a secret, if anyone found it they'd never be able to leave. Ever.

I'll put it in a very well known place, where you can see it on TV or something. emotion_c8

Any ideal location?

[Dr Monday]

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Dr Monday

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Dr Monday

The rotting corpses all of his enemies mounted on bloody and burning pikes in the front lawn outside! That's what Dr. Monday would want anyways.


Dr. Monday requests that gold should be given to Dolce, on account of the Serenade idea. Dr. Monday would love to be Serenaded.

When is your birthday Monday dear? I think I may be able to oblige. emotion_c8

But how will you know where Dr. Monday lives? His lab needs to be kept a secret, if anyone found it they'd never be able to leave. Ever.

I'll put it in a very well known place, where you can see it on TV or something. emotion_c8

Any ideal location?

How about your local football field? Dr. Monday always thought that football fields would make a good place for massive impalement displays.

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Dr Monday

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Dr Monday

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Dr Monday

The rotting corpses all of his enemies mounted on bloody and burning pikes in the front lawn outside! That's what Dr. Monday would want anyways.


Dr. Monday requests that gold should be given to Dolce, on account of the Serenade idea. Dr. Monday would love to be Serenaded.

When is your birthday Monday dear? I think I may be able to oblige. emotion_c8

But how will you know where Dr. Monday lives? His lab needs to be kept a secret, if anyone found it they'd never be able to leave. Ever.

I'll put it in a very well known place, where you can see it on TV or something. emotion_c8

Any ideal location?

How about your local football field? Dr. Monday always thought that football fields would make a good place for massive impalement displays.

Deal.

[N e o n Heaven]

Something he can use, you should already know what he likes. Try taking him out on a fun date for two?

[xLexC7x]

Here is my suggestion GIFT!

[Venomous Vexation]

d**k.