Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

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[deamon_angel_chick]

so I'm from a good little catholic school and we have uniforms, I'm on the paper staff and in the marching band, they're on the same day almost three hours apart. So I'm on my way back from the paper meeting and suddenly two of the drummers run by with the uniform skirt on over their shorts. So of course I ask them who's skirt they're wearing, but since I was really quiet freshman year only the new freshman ever notice me when I talk to them, they ignore me. So I see the color guard girl at her locker, I'm friends with her and I say, "Hey did you know Shnitz and Berrits are running around in skirts?" and she says "Yeah their mine" but others in the band hallway immediately run after them. That's not the funny part. Here's the funny part, I told another drummer and a baritone player and they run after it. This is what I heard:

I think it was the baritone: "We're gonna rape you!!!!!"
The drummers run by me
Shnitz and Berrits: "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE"

Almost as funny as the time one of the twins (both male) put on his friend's cheer leading uniform (she's also in our pit) and runs up and down the band hallway, the girl said "The sad part: it fit's him better then it fits me."

BD "NO PDA IN THE STANDS!!!!" our band has more couples then it should...that's all I'm gonna say

[oO_L A U L 3 T T 3_Oo]

Ok, well, it's not the craziest thing in band, but this is something said nearly every performance. xD

Kate: "Do me."
Me: "What?"
Kate: "Do me."
Me: "But I already did you. Don't you mean undo you?"
LeeAnn(a Bob...): "How can you undo someone?"
Me: "Just pull this right here, and undo that right there, and BAM."
Kate: "Hurry up and do me or something!"
LeeAnn: "Oh my..."

Sadly enough, I don't remember the crazier things right now. :l

I'll go look in my band book. >__>;;

[I SO CHARMING]

What the heck, man! I said you couldn't eat that one yet!

LOL, happened on the first day of practice.

[Lovely Trumpet]

Jacob: Does this make you uncomfortable? *his pants are on the floor across the room*
Joey:Umm... WOAH!! Our scars are like, the same!!
Jacob:Oh yeah, dude, I have some narly scars on my a**. Wanna see?

And later that day...

Atticus and Sam were pantsing each other in the parking lot at a contest and then they just stood there for a while with their pants off.

And before we left, all of our guy mellophones ran over towards the bathrooms together while laughing and stuff.


People in my band REALLLLY like to take off their pants....

[ThatRiffGuy]

listen to the cool sound i get when i put the stick inside the hole.

drummer messing around with a cowbell

[wisepotatogremlin]

Last week, someone was eating some gummy worms...
people: "Where did you get those?"
Dolan: "I stole them out of one of the lockers."
Nicole: "He pulled them out of his a**! They're a**-worms!!!"

[Rebelette]

Band Director: We are not humping the ground! This is a push-up!

Band Director: You should be able to see "Hi Mom" written on your shoe!
Drum Major: Some people do it. It is usually frowned upon.

Friend: What happened to your new reed?
Me: I shoved my case over it. *holds up obliterated reed*

And our Band Director's motto... "Suck less."

We've heard our trombone player repeat so many Jeff Dunham lines it's not even funny. We've has crazier stuff happen, but this is off the top of my head.

[wisepotatogremlin]

*plays cute high notes on oboe* I like the squeaky noises, they're so cute!!!

And then the bass clarinetist was talking about mauling people with reeds... apparently they can cut skin. (I've never experienced that, thank goodness.)

[wisepotatogremlin]

Some of us were trying to get wireless on my laptop during choir today. Actually, everyone quoted is in band and choir. And is female, plays clarinet, and is straight.
T: "I think if you go over there you can get some *unintentional pause* internet"
A: "Whoa, all I heard was 'If you go over there you can get some' and I was like what?"
T: (to me) "Let's go over there and get some!"
Me: "Wow, T, I didn't know you were like that!"
T: "Well, I did marry A..." (referring to the "wedding" from the previous week)
---later in choir---
T: *reading school bulletin* "Straights And Gays for Equality (SAGE) meeting Friday at lunch etc... Are you going to that?"
Me: "I was thinking of going. Are you?"
T: "I was thinking of it."
Me: "Cool! We can go together!" *pause* eek "Not as a couple, I mean! As straight friends."
T: "Well, remember what I said earlier about marrying A! And going over there and getting some..."

[wisepotatogremlin]

"Next person who talks I'm gonna rip your genitals off!!!"


From our temporary leader/flutist when we wouldn't shut up.

[Rosalita 36]

Last year in Freshman band my band director was talking about the importance of inflection, and how it makes a difference in the meaning of what you say. (I'm sure this related to music somehow, although I can't for the life of me remember how.) Anyway, he gave us this example.

I didn't say he beats his wife...
I didn't say he beats his wife!
I didn't say he beats his wife...
I didn't say he beats his wife...
I didn't say he beats his wife...
I didn't say he beats his wife...
I didn't say he beats his wife...

[Demonic Wariror]

this actually happened on the football field during band camp two years ago, when i was a junior. One of the band rookies, who was in the seventh grade, asked me if i thought she was good looking (with the intent on me asking her out).
Keep in mind at the time, i was dating the drum major, which i do not suggest to anyone, no matter what the reason is.

[Slipknotdemon666]

"I have six pairs of nuts!"

[deamon_angel_chick]

This happened at a football game:
For third quarter off we were allowed to take our jackets off so I was zipping up my boyfriends jacket and he had his hands in the air so he jokingly said "I surrender"

Well following along I said "You have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, you have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one one will be assigned to you," at this point I was done zipping his jacket I turned around and said "You have the right to do me, now DO ME!" at this point the Piccolo player in front of me turned around and glared at me, upper-class men seem to enjoy doing that to me, all I am is a pathetic sophomore with too much creativity.

[Lovely Trumpet]

on the bus

Steven: Oh Daniel! OHhhhh Ohhhh AHHHHH!!!!! *followed by more moaning noises*

Elisha: I GOT LAID!!!



Mr. Z (our director): From now on, you all are in quarentine. That means NO kissing your 'sweety', NO sharing food or drinks, NO walking around outside with shoes off, and absolutely NOTHING that will get anyone sick or injured!!
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