Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

Yes???

NO!!!	100.0%	[ 28 ]
Total Votes:			[ 28 ]

This poll closed on April 13, 2007.
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[sqrlb8]

Now keep in mind that this can also be in the band bus/hotel/room/hallway I don't care, it just has to pertain to band.

[sqrlb8]

mine ^_^

"OK, WHO TOOK MY GOD DAMN PANTS!!!"

[Kijaune Jr]

Before brass-band rehearsal; "I can't play, I broke my reed!"

[Yurtle Soup]

"DAMNIT!PUT THAT THING BACK INTO YOUR PANTS!"

[egyptofthedown]

One day after school, a few of my friends and I heard moaning and then "STOP IT"...giggle giggle, coming from the back practice room. A few minutes later a girl and a guy came out laughing. (They've been dating for a while...)

[chris1023]

MY friend & HER bf were having sex and

i was the look out sweatdrop

[Lenoil]

With the safe-search off?

[egyptofthedown]

WOW!...i don't even wanna know anymore! question

[Shoes.in.the.Sunshine]

"My harmonica is crap. Shall I fetch my bird and squeeze him?"

[Kredg]

one of our instructors told us this last season

"to march better tighten up your butt. Act like there is a grape there and your making grape juice, or its a marble you cant let fall out of you pants onto the field."

lol gotta love justin


and it does help, just to let ya know lol

[Kikuka]

Pitt Band: Round story: "And the horny three horned lizard unicorn dog bear thing had a good time with [name]."

O_O; I was traumatized after reading that story...

[Lally Moxious]

"But isn't the piano a woodwind instrument?!"

gonk

THIS WAS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO PLAYED BOTH THE PIANO AND THE FLUTE TO AT LEAST GRADE 5 EACH.

[Nematri]

The lead guitatist of my band and I were having a discussion on the shape of guitars. He said:

"I like curvy guitars. They make me feel warm inside."
He then pulled this face whee and started caressing his guitar.

[egyptofthedown]

One time, my BD started class by saying, "Guess what I did last night?" It took us at least 10 minutes to stop laughing. mrgreen biggrin rofl

[DragonToad]

"GET THAT F***ING GLOCKENSPIEL OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY CASE!!!!!"