Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

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[electric youth]

About a month ago in my band class, the percussion players were looking for the mallots and one of them were like. "Now where could those mallets possibly have gone." And then someone was like "I think Dan took them to the bathroom with him!" And everyone got all silent and then we started laughing really hard.

[Halo_Angel74]

"u want me 2 blow so u can play with the buttons?"

lolz i said that... me n my friends always blow into our instruments while another person plays around with the keys/slide (i play alto sax n my 2 other friends play trombone)

[cherry_blossom35]

this 1 time we were in the middle of playing a piece and the teacher farted during a rest really loud! it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny rofl rofl rofl

[Blue0ctane]

My friend Diana and I were recording something awhile ago in the practice room. We came out about ten minutes later, and my friend Ian was staring at both of us. Diana gave him an odd look and walked away. I asked Ian what was up, and he said, "Dude, I just had a totally messed up mental image..."

[Gotmonkeydude]

this is partaning to my old band (i quit).there was something up with the bass were i did something strange that is very very rare i cant rember its been so long does anyone knw what im talking about

[I Kabuto I]

I can't choose; it's either:
"Hey, Trapp! How do you spell 'Oi'?!"
or
"I thought I threw away that Rafiki stick two years ago. WHY DOES IT ALWAYS SHOW UP IN THE STORAGE ROOM?!"
or
"Okay...who hid my jacket in the tuba? My keys were in it."
or
"SHUT UP!(echo)DAMN IT!(echo) I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S a**!(speaking away from the mic.)"

Sorry about the list of 'em. ^^'

[I Kabuto I]

Napalm-Infinity

This one time our Bd told my friend that she had the wierdest dream about him lmao

I told my BD that once. I had a dream about him chasing after a horse screaming 'We're all going to die!" while we marched. xd

[Critical Zer[0]]

Alright, two things.

(A) Our band director was trying to explain to the trumpet section (that's me!!) that we need better air support, saying, "Use air support! You are a WIND instrament! We are ALL wind instraments, except for the percussionists!"

A tenor sax player replied, "The drummers are wind instraments! They blow on their sticks!" xD

(B) A friend of mine had just joined band, and she was learning to play the alto saxaphone. The band director asked our best alto saxophone player to go into the back room, which is little more than a medium-sized closet they use to store chellos, and show her the basics. Of course, as soon as the door shut, we all -of course- burst into laughter.

Later, after they're back out of the closet, a percussionist asks the experienced saxaphone player "how it was" in the closet with my friend, half-laughing and implying sick things xD. The saxaphonist, in all honest innocense, replies, "It was fine." He was clueless. *shakes head sadly*

[voice of the meadow]

During pit practice for the musical:

To give you a set-up, we had violins on stage right and the violas and cellos fanning next to them, and then the winds, brass, and me (bass) on the left side.

So our director stops us, looks toward the left side of the orchestra and shouts, "I WANT TO SEE MORE TONGUE, YOU GUYS!!! YOU CAN DO IT BETTER THAN THAT!" Then he looked at me. "Well....Okay, bass, you don't need to show tongue."

[voice of the meadow]

One of our trombonists (A guy) asks the director every day if he will go to the semi-formal dance with him.

[Non-Edible]

Tasuki6

I have two. My freshman year in band I was playing in my section and we were doing a fairly hard song and the timpani player I guess messed up on one part, we finished the part we were playing and he screamed out the word “TRUCK!!” The room went quiet and the director burst into laughter. xd
The other happened on a band trip. We went to six flags and one of my percussion mates was up in the sky ride that goes across the park and a few friends and I were walking under them and I heard my name from somewhere. After looking around a few times I figured out it was them in the sky ride, the people around us would remember that as the crazy kids and everyone knew my name now. sweatdrop lol.

I love going to six flags at the end of the year!!

[KarAniyuki]

A kid danced around with a wheel-dingie that fell off a cabinet for about five minutes singing "Mad ski-all-ez (skills?) and an... IRON WAFFLE! Mad ski-all-ez and an... IRON WAFFLE!" He was my favorite drummer.

An old band director told this girl about her flute she could "finger it, not blow it" and the class erupted in snickers. I'm not kidding.

[poisoned07]

My BD says many odd things everyday. He generally starts to dance around like a fairy or sing in a crappy opera voice. Oh, the laughs I get in band.

[twiggimmapiggus]

We were in the middle of marching practice, and our director was getting pissed at us for not hitting the sets on time and on the wrong foot.

She gave us five seconds to run to the first set so we could start all over.

My section had to sprint from the ten all the way to the twenty on the other side of the football field. Boy did we haul a**.

And we still didn't make it. So we did pushups for twenty minutes due to Mrs. Duran's fury.

I thought that was funny at the time. ^^;