Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

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TiaArias

Me and a fellow bass player were aguing about our basses, it got to the "mine is better than yours" stage, when i burst out with "my bass kicks your basses A-String!!!!!!"

That's funny, considering that you're like, cool/emo and I used to play bass and violin. Awesome. Rock on with ur "band sayings". ??? confused

[Second Banshee]

I have a fairly young guitar teacher who comes out into the city with my friends and I fairly often. When I was having a flute lesson, my flute teacher said, "You need to blow that softer, so that it's a lower note."
My guitar teacher, who came in to give her a note, said, "I bet no one else has told you to blow softer."
Needless to say, my flute teacher nearly fell over backwards. I love the way our school band teachers are able to interact with us differently to normal teachers.

[FallenSnow]

Once my band teacher screamed "OMG IT'S LARRY!!!!!".

[XxXtoxic-emo-kittyXxX]

"So thats why you play the french horn!..thats...a little different....but on that american pie, it was a flute"

i just caught that part of a conversation...i dont know if they were joking though.....

[[.The Masked Trumpeter.]]

In our band locker room:

"So... uh, yeah... It basically turns out that I have herpes..."

... Not musically related at all... but I don't care because it was probably the best thing ever.

[X~Beowulf~X]

I am the first chair trombonists, and i say some wierd things. here is one

"Clarinets are wood, trumpets are horny, but trombones can do it in 7 positions!"

Funny. Good times.

[Draiken_XoX]

Kit Cat L. 1200

Okay there's this 1 guy in my band and his name's Frank. He's a drumer and he really gets on my band teacher's nerves so neway one day he threw his drum sticks at her! We all hate her so we all laughed! Now we're going out and a very happy couple.

Who, you and the drummer or you and the teacher? I am confused. redface

[annahcathleen]

X~Beowulf~X

I am the first chair trombonists, and i say some wierd things. here is one

"Clarinets are wood, trumpets are horny, but trombones can do it in 7 positions!"

Funny. Good times.

*twitch**twitch*

That reminds me of my freshman year in band I sat in front of the first trombone player and someone in band had brought in a book about sex (I don't know why >< wink and the conversations that that brought along....

[Malicious~Mushroom]

I'm in chorus so I don't know if this will count but...

"My boyfriend looks like Patrick Dempsy!"

"I was going to dye my hair black, but then I thought that would look too emo-ish."

"C'mon people! Wake up! This is NOT an emo song!"

"Ooooo! Your feet aren't covered!"

[annahcathleen]

Here are a couple of chorus ones:

"And guys, I'll stick you in the closet with Julliete" (the bad part is, one of the guys in chorus is gay so he refused to go "in the closet" wink

"I want to see spit!"

"Imagine that there's a rotten grapefruit in your mouth."

"You guys are to touchy-feely today."

[KoosyWoosy]

This isn't really what I've heard in the band room but what goes on in the band room lol..

So there are these 3 main practice rooms..

and two of them are dirtied.. with like people making out and almost having sex..

its pretty uhh.. interesting >.>

but its funny. rofl

[crazy4christ911]

the word "Muckalucka" said too many times. Kinda annoying. lol!

[egyptofthedown]

Okay...two more things...

The director said "let's get lots of hard tongue on those" indicating that he wanted heavier accents...still it was weird.

He also said "don't scream, someone will think i'm doing bad things in here" it was interesting...

[annahcathleen]

egyptofthedown

Okay...two more things...

The director said "let's get lots of hard tongue on those" indicating that he wanted heavier accents...still it was weird.

He also said "don't scream, someone will think i'm doing bad things in here" it was interesting...

LOL!!!

[SwordDancer18]

LOL...Well sweatdrop Me and a friend were hanging after school and we herd someone scream. So we both went running into the band room and then thats when it happen. My eyes are not vergins any more! crying Though, they did get cought on the bus.