Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

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[Kit Cat L. 1200]

Okay there's this 1 guy in my band and his name's Frank. He's a drumer and he really gets on my band teacher's nerves so neway one day he threw his drum sticks at her! We all hate her so we all laughed! Now we're going out and a very happy couple.

[The_Quote_Bandit]

One day during the flute sectionals...
Conductor~"Oh no, My bra strap just broke"
Flutes~*uncontrollable giggling*
Conductor~"Ah, much better. Now my boob won't sag."

[egyptofthedown]

I'm in the clarinet section in band, and most of them don't play very loud, well anyway our director would get mad cause we weren't playing FORTE!! So he used to yell, "Stick that thing in your mouth and blow!" rofl It was a while before he figured out what he was really saying.

[Anonymous91]

Orzolek

not band related, but still funny:
"stop plucking my g string"

Funny only cuz ur not in orchestra and have to hear that joke all the time -_-

Our new obsession is sticking bows into the cello or contrabass F holes...innuendos for the win!

[Mizuki Mariela]

hahahaha i love these stories well i haven't heard many weird thing other then the one already said about woodwinds but i've seen many hillarious things.

well there are three brass players that think their better then everyone. and everyday they enter the uniforn room together and are in there for a long time until someone knocks and they come out but you can't tell what the hell they were doing all we know it smelled bad in there eek and now their is an air freshener in there for them lol . they say their staright and they have one of them has a gf but who knows what happens in there.

sorry this isn't as funny as the others comments!!!
theirs more but i hate the brass player evil so i'll tell this one just to piss him off hahahaha...

[thesilence]

During marching band, at the end before the drum majors let us leave they make calls. Well, at the end there is always supposed a crack in their voice. His voice didn't crack. So, someone yelled "Where's the crack!?". It was hilarious. xd

[xXxDisposable AssassinxXx]

Kredg

one of our instructors told us this last season

"to march better tighten up your butt. Act like there is a grape there and your making grape juice, or its a marble you cant let fall out of you pants onto the field."

lol gotta love justin


and it does help, just to let ya know lol

they told me the same thing too xp

[SmilingStrongSad]

"I'm so tired... I've been blowing tom for 7 hours straight"
1st chair trombonist said this, a male.

[Tasuki6]

I have two. My freshman year in band I was playing in my section and we were doing a fairly hard song and the timpani player I guess messed up on one part, we finished the part we were playing and he screamed out the word “TRUCK!!” The room went quiet and the director burst into laughter. xd
The other happened on a band trip. We went to six flags and one of my percussion mates was up in the sky ride that goes across the park and a few friends and I were walking under them and I heard my name from somewhere. After looking around a few times I figured out it was them in the sky ride, the people around us would remember that as the crazy kids and everyone knew my name now. sweatdrop lol.

[TiaArias]

Me and a fellow bass player were aguing about our basses, it got to the "mine is better than yours" stage, when i burst out with "my bass kicks your basses A-String!!!!!!"

[fluffehkitteh]

One day, my BD was [for some unknown reason] talking about when he got engaged to his wife. In the middle of his story:
"Now, everyone, just pretend my stomach is Australia. This is where we were!" He was quite excited about this phrase too while the class wasn't listening because we were all laughing.

My honour band BD was tring to explain something to us for a piece.
"Now, all of you trumpets, your the big opera star with the LA LA LA LA! Then, flutes, you're the minions with the little light and jumpy thing you do so well." By this point, he was dancing around and the band exploded in laughter.

During flute sectionals, my honour band BD randomly showed up with cookies from his staff meeting. We were like " uhhh should we eat cookies before band?" Then he was all like. " Oh SURE. Just make sure you rinse well before you see the band again." We were like eek and took a cookie. In the end, we hid behind a wall so the band couldn't find us with cookies.

[mandybear_392]

One time in clarinet rehersal while we were in the middle of playing, my old band instructer told us to stop playing and he started going on and on about why Hitler did what he did. He talked about that for the rest of the rehersal.. it was pretty funny

[CuriousGeorgeGirl]

im in orchestra, but this could apply to band........
"play with your section"

[SmilingStrongSad]

my honor band director said to the base clarinets...

"base clarinets, i love you, i would take you home and feed you pasta, but i need more ba ba ba."

[pianodan]

My highschool band director was pondering what to do when he one day retires, I believe he said something along the lines of:

I could go into making instructional videos for every musical instrument, and I could title them "Learn to play, you bitches. Vol. I-XII"

God I miss Mr. C.