Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

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[egyptofthedown]

Okay, this wasn't in Band, but in Chorus:

It was near the beginning of the semester, so the Director had several new people in class. One day he said that he was going to teach them, "how to get high" The class was laughing for a while after that, so I had to go and tease him about it after school!! biggrin

Another time, he was saying something about Broadway...and he stopped at "bra." The bad thing is that the class is mostly girls. Sometimes I feel bad for the BD because he does stuff like that all that time, no joke!!

[marchinglion]

My band director likes to say get jiggy with it

[StormLegacy]

Today we performed "The Sound of Music" to a school kids and when the announcer says "The Family Von Trapp singers should give us an encore!" and all the kids were like "No!"

[lowtiger90]

on the marching field, when it starts to rain you can hear upperclassmen flute yelling "cover your pads!"

i think its hilarious

then of course you got your "air, finger, and tongue"

[Anonymous91]

Here's the funniest thing I saw...

[Scary Fairy v2]

Band bus story. Not funny. Yeah, yeah. We were all pretty much high off of caffiene. And, for some reason, talking about personifying instruments.


Tuba-Guy: I want to see a piccolo and a tuba get it on. Right now. And let that piccolo ovulate so I can see them make musical piccolo-tuba babies.
Piccolo-Girl: [worried face] Was that a metaphor?
TG: Oh yes it was.
PG: Um. Uh-oh.

[LetTheBloodDrip]

hmm...werid things i've heard in the band room...many things

"my legs smoking" ...smoke was actually rising off his leg

a few weeks ago i found a condom wrapper on the floor of the band room

there are too many things that have been said in the freeman band room

[Emo Fish x3]

omg!!! all this stuff is absolutely crazeh!! i definetly had something funny to add to this, but wasn't sure if it was okay to say something from orchestra...so is it okay? either way i'll have some goofy stories after the summer cuz i'm gonna play mallets in our marching band this year ^_^ -clicks subscribe button-

[OddFoxxeP]

When I was still playing only alto sax, I would freak by yelling"OMG GIVE ME BACK MY QUARTERS !!!!! I NEED THOSE FOR STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I would then start shoving my hand down the bell like I was after a lost ligature and repeat randomly......I usually get this look burning_eyes .....
It always cracks me up lol

[StormLegacy]

"Liar liar pants engulfed in flames."

[TiaArias]

I'm not in band but I passed the Band hall on the way from choir one day and I heard someone yell "Ow {Name} Get your slide out of my a**!"

[Non-Edible]

I was putting together my flute in band and I couldn't find my head joint in my case. So this is what happened.

Me: Emily have you seen my head joint?
Emily: Nope
Me: Hold on, let me ask the section leader
Emily:{yelling} Has anyone seen her head??

Everyone started laughing sooo hard. Just turned out that my head joint had gotton taken by the bass clarinetist. He wanted my money to get it back.... mrgreen

[ChaosTactics]

*in front of the director*

"(name deleted) got laid!"

"Opa!"

[Amthyst Rose]

There is a girl who portrays herself as homicidal, violent, and coming from a mix of Celtic and Wiccan families. Needless though it may be to say, she scares the soul out of me. I think that she is lying but, more and more, it almost seems like she is telling the truth. Either way, I am not calling her on it...