Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

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[egyptofthedown]

DragonToad

"GET THAT F***ING GLOCKENSPIEL OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY CASE!!!!!"

rofl

[Orzolek]

"stop blowing on my reed"

not band related, but still funny:
"stop plucking my g string"

[annahcathleen]

*my band director talking to some guys in the trumpet/brass closet*
"Guys, come out of the closet!!!!"
the boys then proceded to sy, "I don't wanna come out!" and shut the door. Everyone couldn't stop laughing for ever xd

[Kikuka]

annahcathleen

*my band director talking to some guys in the trumpet/brass closet*
"Guys, come out of the closet!!!!"
the boys then procceded to say, "I don't wanna come out!" and shut the door. Everyone couldn't stop laughing for ever xd

I lol'd. xd

[Halo_Angel74]

"u're off tune"
"so do i push it in or pull it out?"

[CeaddaDood]

Our lead guitarist said, "Aw ********, my g string snapped..."

I then pointed to our bassist and said, "He has plenty of spares in the drawer."

He then said, "Yeah, but I'm wearing the only clean one."

We stared at eachother for a couple of seconds then burst out in laughter at what we just said.

[squeakers210]

i was in orchrastra

[Starrystarr]

This pertains, because it was said in band class.

My band teacher gets really pissed because everyone waits to go to the bathroom 'till the middle of band class, because its just a tad boring (no challenging music..blaaaaaah)

so this one time, he's really ticked, so he goes "look, nobody goes to the bathroom during this class unless they're bleeding"

xd xd xd

*falls over laughing*
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[BoyMeetsWorldFan1]

"U guys are really good at blowing but u need to work on ur sucking." coming from my bd to us woodwinds

[BoyMeetsWorldFan1]

BoyMeetsWorldFan1

"U guys are really good at blowing but u need to work on ur sucking." coming from my bd to us woodwinds

oh and another one my friend had a reed in her mouth and the fire alarm went off so we walked out and my friend was like "i got my weed" because she had her reed in her mouth she said weed instead of reed

[StormLegacy]

"Dig our French Horniness" (I have a tendency to add an i, like trumpetiness, bassoniness, etc.)

"What? David Mathews Band? I love David Mathews. He is like, my favorite band. He is all I have on my ipod. See this is a special David Mathews water bottle. Did I mention I love David Mathews? I just so happen to have two tickets to the David Mathews concert. Hey, you like David Mathews. I love David Mathews. Hey! What's that? ::drops tickets in her hand and runs away:: So I will pick you up at 5:00."
(Explanation: my friend has a crush on a girl who loves the David Mathews band and he is trying to get into it even though he does not like him. His other friend makes fun of him every day and says something like this. The first time I heard him say that I almost started crying with laughter).

[Kijaune Jr]

Warning; Disgusting joke ahead.


Well, one time someone rubbed ketchup on the girls' restroom door, and My BD gave a big speech about it, and my friend michael turns to me and goes, "Yeah, I'll bet he licked it and went, 'Aww, it's just ketchup'"

[Napalm-Infinity]

This one time our Bd told my friend that she had the wierdest dream about him lmao

[iPixelate]

ok guys, no s**t, do any of you know a pentacostal? they're supposed to be all "religious" rite? well, sometimes the apple falls a little too far from the tree

"my fanvorite brand of condoms is...."

i didn't hear the rest of it cuz i was stunned, laughing, and choking on a bad note(practicing before band, memorizing scales)

[XxMerileexX]

omg theres been some really random stuff. a vast majority of it comes from either me, another flautist, an ex claribet player or the doublebass player:

for our school production last yr we did oliver. in orchestra practise for it we were told to go over the overture and the double bass player gos:
'which overture?!?'
another time just before jazz band rehearsal we were just about to start when she shouts:
'but im not turned on!!' (referring to the fact that her amp wasnt plugged in) we couldnt stop laughing.