Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

Yes???

NO!!!	100.0%	[ 28 ]
Total Votes:			[ 28 ]

This poll closed on April 13, 2007.
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[JessieJay13]

"i have a clarinet and i'm not afraid to hit you with it!!" said by a girl in my beginning band class a couple of years ago. lol

[jedi_master_alanna]

I've threatened to hit people with my flute before.
Oh, and someday when I'm really rich I want to buy a whole bunch of crappy instruments and have people duel with them. That would be awesome. Fencing with a flute or a clarinet. *drool*

[EUW Warrior]

At every single football game after the national anthem. "Ok, now everybody can strip!"

[Halo_Angel74]

lolz i got yet another one... n yet another had-2-be-there momentz...

NOTE: may be inappropriate for some ppl

2day we had a scales test (1 major + 2 minors... no appeggios... all scales r open) n therez like a 3-yr-old girl in our classroom (for a classmate's parenting class)... anyway.. we had a random list of ppl on whos goin... my teacher waz writin em down on the chalk board while me and my 2 trombone friendz... mariella and natalie.. r watchin... (i need 2 tell u now for u 2 get the picture... in order of smallest to largest boobs.. itz nat... me.. then mariella)

Nat: Rack? whoz rack?
Mariella: =/
Me: what about rackz? =S
Nat: mr drysdale wrote down rack so im wonderin whos rack?... OH itz rachel...
*all laughing*
Me: jus so u know hunn... THOSE *points 2 nat* r racks
Mariella: no... THESE *gestures herself* r racks
Me: SHH therez a lil girl here... we cant say racks! what if she picks it up n asks what it means?!
Nat: uhh yeah we can...
Mariella: yeah... we can refer to those shelves
Me: oh... =$
Mariella: god sylvia.. u make me sick!

yeah interesting.. once again.. one of those had-2-be-there momentz =)

[sneeze042]

This isn't necessarily in a band room, but my brother says a really funny guitar thing:
I broke my g-string while fingering A minor (read it out loud)

[sneeze042]

I haven't been in band for awhile, so all I can remember is my band director would always say that he had a brain fart

[jedi_master_alanna]

sneeze042

This isn't necessarily in a band room, but my brother says a really funny guitar thing:
I broke my g-string while fingering A minor (read it out loud)

Oh god.

[embody_the_invisible]

well...me, my two best friends (who happen to play bass and guitar) were all jamming to my generic punk beat...

And then the guitarist starts screaming into the mic.
"ALEX MININNI HAS CRABS! ALEX MININNI HAS CRABS!..."

I'm alex mininni by the way...

[Sexy Toga Man]

s**t man I broke my G-string, can I borrow yours?

[The Magical Mellophone]

Ok I have a bunch.
A) My friend Carolyn are talking and then the BD comes up and tells Carolyn that our sections needs to have a sectional. After the BD leaves she turns to me and says no way in hell are we having a sexual!

B) My BD decided to have story time at the beginning of class and goes on to tell how he's about to be a great uncle, so we all look at him funny and he goes what I'm from a small town wheres theres not much to do. Now everybody F around the room.

C) I was in the locker room with these two guys both low saxes. When I open my locker to get my horn out James the tallest decides to climb into my locker head first. He then climbs out and starts climbing in other lockers head first, when he gets himself stuck in a flute locker he starts kicking his legs in the air to get himself free. When he gets out he says damn I feel like a p***s!

D) I went in a practice room with Carolyn about half-way into class one day so we could try to fix my horn. It so happens that one of my slides are messed up so we are sitting there trying to pull it out and I have my back to the door when this guy walks in and asks what we are doing. With out thinking I say I'm trying to pull out.

[no-oh-no]

a dieing cat...
oh wait that was someone playing

[OsborneBoy15]

Our trumpet section. (Which totally sucks.) xp

[fire_fairy_arabella]

HOW COME THERE'S ALWAYS A REHERSAL AT 69???????????????????

this was because my band director had just realized that they normally always put a rehersal number at measure 69...

You guys are playing this song like its... Rocky VS. Pollyanna!!

Oh my gosh!! you're wearing the same undies as me!!
(marching band fun!!)

[Op_ivys_ska_man]

y drummers girlfriend came to his hotel room and 20 minutes later i heard o s**t it's stuck

[jingoism]

Oh boy! Where to begin... Here's a good one!

Noah didn't have a boat, that was Moses you dumb s**t!!
You can't come into our room 'cuz you have vaginas
You have more problems than Jesus.

I think those are the best while I was in band. But the winner:

Is it fun to suck?