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[ Poll ] Weirdest thing you've heard in the band room

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Post: 25758225_1 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:29 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:29 am
Now keep in mind that this can also be in the band bus/hotel/room/hallway I don't care, it just has to pertain to band.
 
     
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Post: 25758225_2 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:30 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:30 am
 
mine ^_^

"OK, WHO TOOK MY GOD DAMN PANTS!!!"
     
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Post: 25758225_3 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:11 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:11 am
Before brass-band rehearsal; "I can't play, I broke my reed!"
 
     
"If all were insisted on playing the first violin, we should never have a complete orchestra. So, respect every musician in his proper field."
Schumann, in 'Advice to Young Musicians', 1850
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Post: 25758225_4 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:34 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:34 am
 
"DAMNIT!PUT THAT THING BACK INTO YOUR PANTS!"
     
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Post: 25758225_5 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:11 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:11 am
One day after school, a few of my friends and I heard moaning and then "STOP IT"...giggle giggle, coming from the back practice room. A few minutes later a girl and a guy came out laughing. (They've been dating for a while...)
 
     
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Post: 25758225_6 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:14 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:14 am
 
MY friend & HER bf were having sex and

i was the look out sweatdrop
     
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Post: 25758225_7 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:16 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:16 am
With the safe-search off?
 
     

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Post: 25758225_8 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:25 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:25 am
 
WOW!...i don't even wanna know anymore! question
     
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Post: 25758225_9 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:55 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:55 am
"My harmonica is crap. Shall I fetch my bird and squeeze him?"
 
     
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We huddled close
In the bus-stop enclosure enfolding,
Our hands tightly holding.

F R E E H U G S.
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Post: 25758225_10 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:25 amPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:25 am
 
one of our instructors told us this last season

"to march better tighten up your butt. Act like there is a grape there and your making grape juice, or its a marble you cant let fall out of you pants onto the field."

lol gotta love justin


and it does help, just to let ya know lol
     
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Post: 25758225_11 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:14 pmPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:14 pm
Pitt Band: Round story: "And the horny three horned lizard unicorn dog bear thing had a good time with [name]."

O_O; I was traumatized after reading that story...
 
     
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Post: 25758225_12 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:41 pmPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:41 pm
 
"But isn't the piano a woodwind instrument?!"

gonk

THIS WAS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO PLAYED BOTH THE PIANO AND THE FLUTE TO AT LEAST GRADE 5 EACH.
     
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Post: 25758225_13 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:07 pmPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:07 pm
The lead guitatist of my band and I were having a discussion on the shape of guitars. He said:

"I like curvy guitars. They make me feel warm inside."
He then pulled this face whee and started caressing his guitar.
 
     


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Post: 25758225_14 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:16 pmPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:16 pm
 
One time, my BD started class by saying, "Guess what I did last night?" It took us at least 10 minutes to stop laughing. mrgreen biggrin rofl
     
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Post: 25758225_15 created on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:26 pmPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:26 pm
"GET THAT F***ING GLOCKENSPIEL OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY CASE!!!!!"
 
     
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