let's tell jokes to pass the time now! So one day, a dad heard his kid pray to God to protect his Grandma. the next day his grandma died. The next day, he prayed that god would protect his grandpa. so his grandpa died. then, the dad heard the kid pray that God would protect his father. and the dad thought, "Oh god, Im gonna die" and the next day when the dad came home, he found the mailman lying down dead.