Nematri
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- Posted: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:34:00 +0000
Zaxoth Arturos
Nematri
I know, I thought it was a parody at first. I just took one glance at the main character and thought "...This has gotta be a joke...."
Let's play a little game! SPOT THE MARY SUE CLICHES!
You guys spot the cliche, and if you get them all, you win a prize!
"Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ******** hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."
Congratulations, you win a prize.
And what the hell is an apostrophe doing in the middle of the word "Darkness" anyway?