The Guy Code: WHAT?!

[Echo the Raven]

Its not really a guy code... just uh.. unwritten law that all abide by. That is if there is a row of unrinals, if space is available one should choose a urinal at least one space away from another guy. Example: U's are urinals, O's are dudes and ___ is extra space between them.

Proper Use: U U U U U U
Proper Use: O _ O ___ O

Improper Use: U U U U U U
Improper Use: O O O

As you can see, in the second on there is plenty of room to have space between the users of said urinals, but there isnt. You will RARELY see this happen.

[Knight-Krait]

I told the code once.... That happened.

[Strawberry_Harley]

oblivionchaser13

The first rule of the bro code is not to talk about the bro code. Or was that fight club. Either way I'm bound to be sterile in a week or so.

No, that was definitely fight club. But i think it applies here too

[Chronic Awesome]

YOU JUST TOLD A CHICK THE GUY CODE gonk

wait, its the urinal one. not the pick-up-chicks-easy one.
thats ok, then.

carry on.

[Kuragari1 PhD]

Necronas

YOU JUST TOLD A CHICK THE GUY CODE gonk

wait, its the urinal one. not the pick-up-chicks-easy one.
thats ok, then.

carry on.

XD

[Loshi Deneb]

InkDreamer93

The other day, my friends and I got on the topic of going to the bathroom and which stall we use{we're all girls}. My one friend who's a girl but hangs out with alot of guys alluded to this thing called 'the guy code' which is from what I can understand about the order of where men are supposed to pee in the bathroom. gonk

So this just brings up the questions of;

*What is the guy code?
*Why is there one?
*And how did you know to use the guy code?

There's a flash game.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal

[sw33t acti0n]

Stuch

Where:
N - total number of urinals
k - chosen number of urinal
i - integer of urinal (numbered from left to right cannot equal k)
q + 1 - number of vacant urinals

And that the summations are of i = 1 to i = N (remembering that i cannot = k).

The equation assumes that one additional man enters during your time i.e. the average intersection between you and he is 1/2. And that the repulsion between you and any other male is an inverse square. In other words the chosen urinal (k) that gives the smallest value of E is the most socially acceptable choice - that which minimises contact with others.

Or, you can skip the whole Einstein bit:
- Do not piss in the urinal directly next to another guy
- Prioritize the end stalls, even if no one else is in the bathroom

[Yoshpet]

General homophobia gives men a strong sense of sexual insecurity when urinating in a public bathroom. The bro/man/guy code is etiquette so as not to make homophobic strangers uncomfortable.

Because we are all dying to see your flaccid wang while you piss.

[Spoot-Breaker]

Yoshpet

General homophobia gives men a strong sense of sexual insecurity when urinating in a public bathroom. The bro/man/guy code is etiquette so as not to make homophobic strangers uncomfortable.

Because we are all dying to see your flaccid wang while you piss.

I think its more the ricochet and splash damage that is the concern.

[taylor_zene]

InkDreamer93

The other day, my friends and I got on the topic of going to the bathroom and which stall we use{we're all girls}. My one friend who's a girl but hangs out with alot of guys alluded to this thing called 'the guy code' which is from what I can understand about the order of where men are supposed to pee in the bathroom. gonk

So this just brings up the questions of;

*What is the guy code?
*Why is there one?
*And how did you know to use the guy code?

um you're talking about what I think you are it's not a code. It's just about giving people space lots. People generally try and pick a toilet at least one away from another person ninja . Even girls do this with stalls. If there are 4 empty stalls and one occupied you don't go straight to the one next arrow to the one that's occupied. It's the same way with urinals. so thare u go and wtf wud u talk abowt that confused

[Nameless Aimes]

What guy code?!!!!

[willneverhurtagain]

what guy code? ninja ninja

[RadionStorm]

read this for proper etiquette

[ZimGangster]

Huffon Halfmorph

If you're talking about what I think you are it's not a code. It's just about giving people space. People generally try and pick a toilet at least one away from another person. Even girls do this with stalls. If there are 4 empty stalls and one occupied you don't go straight to the one next to the one that's occupied. It's the same way with urinals.

Wait, what?

Do other girls do this, because I don't think I do.