The Guy Code: WHAT?!

[SubconsciousDump]

Urto

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/obliviousagain.shtml

So good @_@

[zair3]

dont whip out your dangle right next to me if you dont have to. duh. though i once broke it to intimidate a guy. the code, i mean, broke the code.

[Damnati]

InkDreamer93

Stuch

Where:
N - total number of urinals
k - chosen number of urinal
i - integer of urinal (numbered from left to right cannot equal k)
q + 1 - number of vacant urinals

And that the summations are of i = 1 to i = N (remembering that i cannot = k).

The equation assumes that one additional man enters during your time i.e. the average intersection between you and he is 1/2. And that the repulsion between you and any other male is an inverse square. In other words the chosen urinal (k) that gives the smallest value of E is the most socially acceptable choice - that which minimises contact with others.

This is a little more complicated of an answer than I was expecting... sweatdrop

We're men. We can do this s**t in our heads.
Specially when we need to pee.

[noemiakamimis]

question question question question question question question question question question question question question question

[Vosi]

Tampon Popsicle

I'll pee on a ********, I don't give a ******** men with micropenis have this urge to dominate through urination.

[Shrantic]

Vosi

Tampon Popsicle

I'll pee on a ********, I don't give a ******** men with micropenis have this urge to dominate through urination.

A p***s of that size is referred to as a "tic-tac." 3nodding

[Vice Admiral Romeo Mike]

Shrantic

Vosi

Tampon Popsicle

I'll pee on a ********, I don't give a ******** men with micropenis have this urge to dominate through urination.

A p***s of that size is referred to as a "tic-tac." 3nodding

Whereas mine is referred to as a cudgel. xd

[Tales of Romance]

There a f-ing code? I just go in there and piss. No idea there was a code to it. Theres step, but I had no idea there was a code?

[AnarchoPhiliac]

Urto

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/obliviousagain.shtml

O:

That's the one posted in Ryerson's Eyeopener is it not? D:

[0Doidle0]

the "Guy code"
according my dad
men have a particular piece of "equipment" that isn't in a ladies bathroom
called the stand up urinal
and the code goes like this
you don't look down at the other guy goin'
you can make eye contact
or say hows it hangin'
but thats about it
now the sit down toilets
are kind of free range
because men are happy hitting...well...anything
my dad swears sometimes guys spin in circles throw their hands up and shout "Weeeeeeeeeee!"

[Rocket Marine]

Bathroom ettiquette is only one article of the "Man Laws". It also includes such things as seating arrangements in movie theaters, for example.

[Oxymouse]

A party of two males, if watching a movie, must sit one seat away from each other.

[Rocket Marine]

Oxy The Stupid Genius

A party of two males, if watching a movie, must sit one seat away from each other.

Correct, unless of course, it's a highly crowded theater where the two would be permitted to sit in adjacent seats in the interest of the common good.