The Guy Code: WHAT?!

[InkDreamer93]

The other day, my friends and I got on the topic of going to the bathroom and which stall we use{we're all girls}. My one friend who's a girl but hangs out with alot of guys alluded to this thing called 'the guy code' which is from what I can understand about the order of where men are supposed to pee in the bathroom. gonk

So this just brings up the questions of;

*What is the guy code?
*Why is there one?
*And how did you know to use the guy code?

[Vosi]

Those with vaginas are not to be told the True Nature of the Guy Code.

[Vice Admiral Romeo Mike]

It's MAN code.

[Captain Verd]

Bro code, and the peeing one is obv.

[p934]

A guy tried to explain the "man code" or whatever to me once. It was almost the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[Thousand years of Ween]

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

It's MAN code.

Its the bro code brah

My personal one for pissing is
Dont touch me while i'm touching me

[Huffon Halfmorph]

If you're talking about what I think you are it's not a code. It's just about giving people space. People generally try and pick a toilet at least one away from another person. Even girls do this with stalls. If there are 4 empty stalls and one occupied you don't go straight to the one next to the one that's occupied. It's the same way with urinals.

[oblivionchaser13]

The first rule of the bro code is not to talk about the bro code. Or was that fight club. Either way I'm bound to be sterile in a week or so.

[Tampon Popsicle]

I'll pee on a ********, I don't give a ********.

[Urto]

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/obliviousagain.shtml

[RadionStorm]

Man code = male bathroom etiquette.

[Bewbs McBewb]

Where:
N - total number of urinals
k - chosen number of urinal
i - integer of urinal (numbered from left to right cannot equal k)
q + 1 - number of vacant urinals

And that the summations are of i = 1 to i = N (remembering that i cannot = k).

The equation assumes that one additional man enters during your time i.e. the average intersection between you and he is 1/2. And that the repulsion between you and any other male is an inverse square. In other words the chosen urinal (k) that gives the smallest value of E is the most socially acceptable choice - that which minimises contact with others.

[Captain Verd]

Stuch

Where:
N - total number of urinals
k - chosen number of urinal
i - integer of urinal (numbered from left to right cannot equal k)
q + 1 - number of vacant urinals

And that the summations are of i = 1 to i = N (remembering that i cannot = k).

The equation assumes that one additional man enters during your time i.e. the average intersection between you and he is 1/2. And that the repulsion between you and any other male is an inverse square. In other words the chosen urinal (k) that gives the smallest value of E is the most socially acceptable choice - that which minimises contact with others.

Lecture me more, teacher!

[InkDreamer93]

Urto

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/obliviousagain.shtml

This made me laugh my butt off...

[InkDreamer93]

Stuch

Where:
N - total number of urinals
k - chosen number of urinal
i - integer of urinal (numbered from left to right cannot equal k)
q + 1 - number of vacant urinals

And that the summations are of i = 1 to i = N (remembering that i cannot = k).

The equation assumes that one additional man enters during your time i.e. the average intersection between you and he is 1/2. And that the repulsion between you and any other male is an inverse square. In other words the chosen urinal (k) that gives the smallest value of E is the most socially acceptable choice - that which minimises contact with others.

This is a little more complicated of an answer than I was expecting... sweatdrop