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Post: 51662664_1 created on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:55:05 +0000
Posted: Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:55:05 +0000

The Rules of the Game

1. In order to play the game, one must simply know about the game, and have a basic grasp of the rules. Thus, if you do not wish to become a participant of this simple but unfathomably stupid internet concept ritual right now, simply click the random page button. Beware: This may lead to goatse. If one does not read the rules and thus is not playing and cannot lose he wins.
2. There is no way to win the game, but one can, at any given moment, be winning. However, awareness that one is in fact winning will immediately make the winning person a luser. The reasons for this will soon become clearer. It has been speculated, however, that the game may be won by, after learning of the game, never thinking of it again until your death. If you manage to attain this feat, then you can consider yourself as having won the game. You deserve it, given that your lack of thinking about the game must be a result of Alzheimer's, amnesia, or being a dumb s**t.
3. In order to lose the game, one must simply think about it. You heard right. This means that in order to maintain a certain vague level of success one must know of the game, but not be cogitating it at that moment. This means that by uttering the words "the game" on the internets, or saying them aloud in a public place, you are condemning any present players of the game to a similar loser fate.
4. Optional rule. If a participant does, on their mental travels, briefly remember the fact that they are playing the game, and thus lose, they are obliged to tell anyone nearby that they have just failed in their subconscious attempt to remain victorious. The most common phrases of use in these circumstances are simply "I lost the game," "I just lost the game," "I lost," or "******** I JUST LOST LOLOLOL."
5. A rule that is both lesser and optional. Since the realization that you lost the game can occur several times in rapid succession over the course of a few minutes, you may decide that you do not need to inform everyone else each time you lose the game in the same hour, or whatever. People who follow this rule are known to the game as losers. The usual amount of delay in between game losses is generally until the moment that it pisses you off the most, or a half hour. Whichever comes first.

P.S.: Essentially, by the fact that you have just looked at this page, you instantly lose the game.

P.P.S.: A perplexing game. The only winning move is not to play.

P.P.P.S.: The game is hard to play, you're gonna lose it anyways, the losing thought you'll someday play. So that is all I have to say.

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Post: 51662664_2 created on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:57:51 +0000
Posted: Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:57:51 +0000

The Game?

What is this, The Daily Inquirer?
Go get a new pair of spectacles, please. talk2hand

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Post: 51662664_3 created on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:59:13 +0000
Posted: Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:59:13 +0000

SoulCast

The Game?

What is this, The Daily Inquirer?
Go get a new pair of spectacles, please. talk2hand

So you don't know of "The Game", got it ^_^

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Post: 51662664_4 created on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:01:54 +0000
Posted: Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:01:54 +0000

So you're spamming up the forum? Reported.

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Post: 51662664_5 created on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:03:08 +0000
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Moi Fah

So you're spamming up the forum? Reported.

Uh no...I'm trying to see how many people play "The Game" on Gaia...wow stare

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Post: 51662664_6 created on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:03:59 +0000
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The Game?

What is this, The Daily Inquirer?
Go get a new pair of spectacles, please. talk2hand

So you don't know of "The Game", got it ^_^

Very nice of you to speak for me.
If I wanted my future to be read, I'd go to the nearest carnival gypsy.
Go get a life. scream

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Post: 51662664_7 created on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:05:54 +0000
Posted: Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:05:54 +0000

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Gothkid188

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The Game?

What is this, The Daily Inquirer?
Go get a new pair of spectacles, please. talk2hand

So you don't know of "The Game", got it ^_^

Very nice of you to speak for me.
If I wanted my future to be read, I'd go to the nearest carnival gypsy.
Go get a life. scream

Me get a life? who's the one flamming the guy who started this post? That would be you smile So if I'm making you angry then perhaps you should just get off of the thread and go jerk it somewhere else ^_^ thank you for posting smile

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