The Backlot: Home of the Good Burger

WELCOME TO THE BACKLOT, HOW TOUGH ARE YA? BI

I'm so tough, I posted in an RP without backreading.	21.0%	[ 26 ]
I'm so tough, I once ate a live porcupine.	9.7%	[ 12 ]
I'm so tough, I watched all three Twilight films and found them emotionally engaging.	8.1%	[ 10 ]
I'm so tough, you can suck my nuts.	12.1%	[ 15 ]
I'm so tough, I make all my gold by voting in polls.	12.1%	[ 15 ]
I'm so tough, I blew up Rosso's Place.	12.1%	[ 15 ]
I'm so tough, I ate a whole jar of pickles.	25.0%	[ 31 ]
Total Votes:			[ 124 ]

[Regal Sidewinder]

Philosophiliac

Shinobi Punk

I don't need to.

::smoke billows out of locker as substitute transforms into a small log::

::is seen standing over by fridge, eating frozen pizza::

o 3o
Whut?

"What do you mean I can't kill him?"

Little did you know, that pizza was poisoned.

"Look, he's moving, he's soft and fleshy, and he pissed his pants. I bet you 300 lorenzos he'll bleed too."

Little did you know, I've grown an immunity to poison.

I was fed small amounts of poison with each of my meals as a small child. Increasing the portion of it with each passing year, and increasing my immunity to it as I grew in age.

[Lord Balmung of Azure Sky]

Who are all these people?! D:

[Seiune the Red Returns]

She is called Ni

= w=

*tugs on yer dress* Can I have some candy? = 3=

[Lord Deguass]

Kaiserhuff

((Not expecting a response. Just for the heck of it.))

Kaiser was on the roof tonight, instead of at his usual table against the wall. He was trying to avoid people, and wondering if perhaps he should have stayed at home instead of coming to Rosso's, but since he was already there he was going to do his thing and everyone else be damned. Because sitting on a roof drinking was not the most exciting thing in the world, he had brought an ammo box with him and was checking over the seals on about a hundred umbrella cartridges. He was confident in his ability to manufacture ammunition, but one bad seal could result in a snootful of hallucinogenic gas at the wrong moment. You know, my supplier's been withholding lately. Maybe it's time I found somewhere else to get my ingredients from.

((I'll do It.. I'm not expecting Recognition though..))

Deguass: "I wonder what he's thinking?" -His voice breaking whatever silence this stranger had shrouded himself in. He was of course talking to himself, and naturally ever question needed an answer.- "He might just be bored.." -He argued.- "We should probably leave him be... Or we could.." -He trailed off, chuckling ever so softly.- "Yes.. That might be fun too.." -He was a cloaked being, with a Triangular head and dark Green skin, beneath him cloak something seemed to buldge outward at his shoulders and waist. Whatever it was, it may have been the source of the four tentacles spreading outward from his back.- "We should atleast ask his name.. If he's willing to surrender it?"

[Regal Sidewinder]

Yoranth Cadogan

-Rolls around- So goddamned bored.

We gonna make mules for this Pokemon shindig?

[Doki Doki Hart-Chan]

Kaiserhuff

Screw what I said. I want in-character time. Anything, really. o_o

I'm tempted to account-hop now.
8D

[Lord Balmung of Azure Sky]

Hey Seiune Erikson, guess who I've been talking to <w<

[Regal Sidewinder]

Lord Balmung of Azure Sky

Who are all these people?! D:

I'm Iron.

And everyone else is just an illusion. You have to stop sniffing markers, eating paint chips, and licking frogs at the same time.
D:<

[Seiune the Red Returns]

Lord Balmung of Azure Sky

Hey Seiune Erikson, guess who I've been talking to <w<

Erikson? = 3=;

I'unno, who? A can of beans? = 3=;;

[Ni Mother to all]

Seiune the Red Returns

She is called Ni

= w=

*tugs on yer dress* Can I have some candy? = 3=

-Pets-

I've got hard candy, and I've got chocolate.

Which one?

[Yoranth Cadogan]

Shinobi Punk

Yoranth Cadogan

-Rolls around- So goddamned bored.

We gonna make mules for this Pokemon shindig?

We don't have to but we could. o 3o

[The Primal Mind]

-Yawn-
How goes it?
= w =

[Seiune the Red Returns]

She is called Ni

Seiune the Red Returns

She is called Ni

= w=

*tugs on yer dress* Can I have some candy? = 3=

-Pets-

I've got hard candy, and I've got chocolate.

Which one?

Chocolatechocolatechocolatechocolatechocolate. o . o

[Lord Balmung of Azure Sky]

Shinobi Punk

Lord Balmung of Azure Sky

Who are all these people?! D:

I'm Iron.

And everyone else is just an illusion. You have to stop sniffing markers, eating paint chips, and licking frogs at the same time.
D:<

The frog said it was a princess! D:

[Morgana Morose]

"Iron! Check out this video, it's the intro movie that plays when you turn on Vesperia."
Click!!