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WELCOME TO THE BACKLOT, HOW TOUGH ARE YA? BI

I'm so tough, I posted in an RP without backreading.	21.0%	[ 26 ]
I'm so tough, I once ate a live porcupine.	9.7%	[ 12 ]
I'm so tough, I watched all three Twilight films and found them emotionally engaging.	8.1%	[ 10 ]
I'm so tough, you can suck my nuts.	12.1%	[ 15 ]
I'm so tough, I make all my gold by voting in polls.	12.1%	[ 15 ]
I'm so tough, I blew up Rosso's Place.	12.1%	[ 15 ]
I'm so tough, I ate a whole jar of pickles.	25.0%	[ 31 ]
Total Votes:			[ 124 ]

[Sir Jing]

Kaiserhuff

Beau Folie

She did tell me, Jing. But I wanted to prove that I can probably belong here. I guess I was most certainly wrong.

Certain individuals will hate me for saying this, but if you stick around long enough, you'll get the hang of it...

I mean, unless you're, like, a total wimp.

She licked my boot. I TOLD her in white text, WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT LICK THE BOOT.

That test was to see if she could survive here. But she failed.
Miserably.

[Souru]

wanderingpoet83

You know sometimes I think Jing is just a huge proponent of tough love. Though that may be a stretch. Either way nothing I've seen him do has ever been unreasonable. (And I hate to admit it but he's 100% right about these effing numbers. Though they did hold some meaning but they need to effing go.)

@Souru: Yup which is amusing because oni typical wield kanabō which are far more intimidating than the Western demon and his freaking pitchfork.

And yes he certainly did. One even as a golden shower. And no not that kind of golden shower. -Glares at the pervs.-

@Con: Eep! -Is counter pounced and rolls over with trying to gain control.-

How would you prefer to die? The Drunk, bludgeon wielding giant....or the guy with a giant fork?
x'D

I dun get it o .o
What about the one with Ganymede? I forgot the end of that story.

[Souru]

Seiune the Red Returns

Souru

Lord Balmung of Azure Sky

Something Miscellaneous

Ha.

All Hail Jack

.aH


@Souru; Just cuz. = w=

-=rubs aching head=- o no

@Seiune- -=kicks in head=- D8<

x 3x;
What'd I do? What'd I do?

No be mean to Revan/Something Misc.! D8<

[Sir Jing]

Lord Balmung of Azure Sky

All Hail Jack

Jings forfeits the match!
Newb wins!


/cue FF battle-win music

xD

[Milky Teeth]

Kaiserhuff

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

You guys suck. mad

I knew it was you.
>:3

I felt like being villainous. crying

/patpats
It's okay. I know the feeling. c:
Speaking of villainous, I now have a lovely event planned out.
It's gonna be interested AND story-building, although I'm not sure how well people will be able to take part in it. D:

At any rate, I will watch with rapt attention. O_O

It's gonna be a hostage situation!
CB
Featuring Mister Brightside and his creepy mutating arms!
Co-Starring the legendary Hartigan!
And introducing the Karaguzawa Corporation, maker of high-tech weaponry and defense systems. They also make cute robotic dogs!
8D

[IICatullusII]

Conenz

Eh, bad mood is back.

-leaves-

-Clings.- Nu! Go IC with me!

[Kaiserhuff]

Sir Jing

Kaiserhuff

Beau Folie

She did tell me, Jing. But I wanted to prove that I can probably belong here. I guess I was most certainly wrong.

Certain individuals will hate me for saying this, but if you stick around long enough, you'll get the hang of it...

I mean, unless you're, like, a total wimp.

She licked my boot. I TOLD her in white text, WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT LICK THE BOOT.

That test was to see if she could survive here. But she failed.
Miserably.

You know what? That's weird.

[Lord Balmung of Azure Sky]

All Hail Jack

Men Who Stare At Goats came out today. O wO

[Kaiserhuff]

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

You guys suck. mad

I knew it was you.
>:3

I felt like being villainous. crying

/patpats
It's okay. I know the feeling. c:
Speaking of villainous, I now have a lovely event planned out.
It's gonna be interested AND story-building, although I'm not sure how well people will be able to take part in it. D:

At any rate, I will watch with rapt attention. O_O

It's gonna be a hostage situation!
CB
Featuring Mister Brightside and his creepy mutating arms!
Co-Starring the legendary Hartigan!
And introducing the Karaguzawa Corporation, maker of high-tech weaponry and defense systems. They also make cute robotic dogs!
8D

Are they...are they an evil corporation?

[Cardboard Waffles]

:p

I ish a total failure...oh well....and I came here to be with my friend Connie. And to have new friends...

And I was utterly confused with what you said, Jing....

[Seiune the Red Returns]

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

You guys suck. mad

I knew it was you.
>:3

I felt like being villainous. crying

/patpats
It's okay. I know the feeling. c:
Speaking of villainous, I now have a lovely event planned out.
It's gonna be interested AND story-building, although I'm not sure how well people will be able to take part in it. D:

At any rate, I will watch with rapt attention. O_O

It's gonna be a hostage situation!
CB
Featuring Mister Brightside and his creepy mutating arms!
Co-Starring the legendary Hartigan!
And introducing the Karaguzawa Corporation, maker of high-tech weaponry and defense systems. They also make cute robotic dogs!
8D

Yo, Brightside's a total freak, man. Those arms weird me out. > 3>

[Sir Jing]

Beau Folie

:p

I ish a total failure...oh well....and I came here to be with my friend Connie. And to have new friends...

And I was utterly confused with what you said, Jing....

It was a test to see how much spine you had.

You were supposed to stand up to me and refuse.
And you didn't.

u.u

[Milky Teeth]

Kaiserhuff

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

Milky Teeth

Kaiserhuff

I felt like being villainous. crying

/patpats
It's okay. I know the feeling. c:
Speaking of villainous, I now have a lovely event planned out.
It's gonna be interested AND story-building, although I'm not sure how well people will be able to take part in it. D:

At any rate, I will watch with rapt attention. O_O

It's gonna be a hostage situation!
CB
Featuring Mister Brightside and his creepy mutating arms!
Co-Starring the legendary Hartigan!
And introducing the Karaguzawa Corporation, maker of high-tech weaponry and defense systems. They also make cute robotic dogs!
8D

Are they...are they an evil corporation?

Not currently.



>;D

[IICatullusII]

Souru

wanderingpoet83

You know sometimes I think Jing is just a huge proponent of tough love. Though that may be a stretch. Either way nothing I've seen him do has ever been unreasonable. (And I hate to admit it but he's 100% right about these effing numbers. Though they did hold some meaning but they need to effing go.)

@Souru: Yup which is amusing because oni typical wield kanabō which are far more intimidating than the Western demon and his freaking pitchfork.

And yes he certainly did. One even as a golden shower. And no not that kind of golden shower. -Glares at the pervs.-

@Con: Eep! -Is counter pounced and rolls over with trying to gain control.-

How would you prefer to die? The Drunk, bludgeon wielding giant....or the guy with a giant fork?
x'D

I dun get it o .o
What about the one with Ganymede? I forgot the end of that story.

I find option two far less intimidating.

Um he did a woman as a shower of gold or in some versions a gold ray of sunshine.

Ganymede was with an eagle.

[Seiune the Red Returns]

Beau Folie

:p

I ish a total failure...oh well....and I came here to be with my friend Connie. And to have new friends...

And I was utterly confused with what you said, Jing....

He's saying if you're willing to be subservient, you'll just end up getting walked on as long as you're here. To succeed at Rosso's, you've got to have some fight in you.