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Clotaire: Oui, people, if you may now sit down we shall get this discussion started.
Dakota: What was that, French Fries? You trying to tell me something! Little Billy's trapped in the well!
Clotaire: Why do you have to fight me, Dakota?
Dakota: Ha, ha! You're funny; it's not a fight, you French ninny! You'll just end up surrendering; no, it would be more like a handicap.
Andrew:True that! Ha, ha! Just like your old man!
Dakota: Yeah, high five!
Clotaire: You two are English bastards!
Andrew: Ah, slob on my nob!
Clotaire: You! I'm going to chop both of you up into little peices and eat them!
Rhodri: That's how AIDS was created, don't you know. You have to throw meat away when it goes bad...and not eat monkey a**.
Dakota/Andrew: What did you say you Welsh pig!
Rhodri: Monkey. a**.
Hershey: Ha, he said a**.
Valentino: Maybe he was talking about your a** and how big it is.
Hershey: My bottem isn't that big...
Valentino: Sure it is! Look at it, it's an astroid!
Rhodri: Nah, Hershey, I was talking about Andrew and his hell spawn, Dakota...don't think both of them combined are as big as your a**.
Valentino: See, I told you! Your a** is huge! Big 'ol thunder thighs on the Kansas Praire!
Hershey: Oh...
Rhodri: Don't worry-
Valentino: BIG a**! Ha hahahaha! rofl
Dakota: Okay, Rhodri, Hershey's fat a** isn't going to save you from me kicking yours! C'mere!
Rhodri: No, you''re too late, Hershey's a** all ready consumed everything.
Dakota: What!?!
Valentino: His a** is chocking me! I'm drowning!
Ignacio: Good, you're smoking was taking too long.
Valentino: What did you say you little s**t!
Ignacio: Lo siento, my Italian must have been too complex for you to understand.
Valentino: That's it! I've put up with your a** for too long now!
Ignacio: Eres bastardo! Soy el chico con todo el poder!
Valentino: Quit speaking Italian! You! ARE NOT ITALIAN!
Dakota: You are one DENSE ********! And if you wanna threaten my cousin again I'm going to kick your a**! You are are one giant a** ********!
Hershey: What did you say about mein brother!
Dakota: Shut up Hershey!
Flynn: Oi! It's a fight now! Hershey! Use your a**!
Toveli: Why is always asses with you?
Flynn: What, that's all people have been talking about all night.
Toveli: Yeah, but when you do it its gay.
Ignacio: Ci, like Vagintino!
Valentino: I'm going to gas you like a Jew!
Mahko: How do you gas juice? I thought German's were smart.
Ignacio: He would be if he was actually German. No, he's from Italy; he only speaks German.
Mahko: What kind of Italian speaks German!
Ignacio: The gay ones!
Toveli: See Flynn, they agree with me.
Valentino: Gah! I'm going give you an Italian beating!
Dakota: Okay, Chumba Wumba, don't have a heart attack!
Andrew: No, no. Let the little b*****d go.
Flynn: Are you calling me a b*****d!
Andrew: I ain't calling your ugly a** to dinner!
Flynn: a**!?
Andrew: Asssss.
Toveli: a**!
Flynn: Get up, Rhodri! We're fighting now! And with Andrew!
Rhodri: Hey Flynn.
Flynn: What.
Rhodir: a**.
Flynn: What is with you people and asses!
Toveli: I told you all ready, you'e gay
Mahko: I'm so happy for you Flynn!
Flynn: What are you talking about, Mahko!
Mahko: You're getting married to Hershey's big a**! You must be so proud!
Julian: People can get married to each other's asses?
Dakota: Only in prison, Julian.
Julian: Oh, so that's what dropping the soap means! It's a marrige purposal!
Dakota: Yeah, just going to let you go there...
Ignacio: Gee, that makes me wonder how many times Valentino dropped the soap.
Valentino: Hershey, the little Mexican son of a b***h is trying to molester me!
Hershey: You mean Ignacio? Nein, he's a cute little boy! Look at his face, he looks more Italian than-oh s**t! Sorry Val!
Valentino: Hersh!
Hershey: Val?
Rhodri: Stick a fork in him, he's done!
Toveli: Hey Flynn, they're talking about you again!
Mahko: What are the babies going to look like! Can you name one Asstin?
Julian: Asstin is good name, no? Flynn, why you look so angry?
Flynn: You people are crazy!
Andrew: Shut your gob, paddy, and grab Hershey's a** for a romantic evening.
Hershey: Oh, nein, I'm married! I can't do that.
Julian: Oh my God, he dropped the soap too?
Dakota: Ha, ha! This is so perfect! Ignacio, como se dice 'this is so perfect' en espanol?
Ignacio: Esta muy perfecto.
Clotaire: This is way out of control...
Julian: Your ponytail is out of control! Look out, it's attacking me!
Clotaire: What is your obsession with my hair, Mr. Belanger?
Julian: a**? Is that right?
Rhodri: Righto, a**.
Clotaire: Flynn is not in this picture!
Flynn: You French molester!
Rhodri: Look out, the a**!
Godfried: Come now, fellows, there is no need for us to be acting to intolerant of each other. Sit down and be calm, everyone. Yes, that's good...nice and calm. Now that you are all calm we can continue on with what you were saying-
Rhodri: a**.
Godfried: I can put you in the ground with a smile on my face! I'm RIPPED!
Rhodri: gonk
Godfried: Good, continue Clotaire.
Clotaire:.. Ah ********! I forgot what I was going to say. ******** it, a**!
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? What? How Link like to view himself ----& User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show..
I'm going to weave another tale in the epitome of our life that is splendid persiflage. Be it that I am bored or tired of waiting for someone to pick up where I left off I am continuing the story previous to this latetest installment. Of course, I cannot say that it will be anything like the rest of our endeavors, perhaps it is because there will be little interference from unwonted(which is spelled correctly and does not mean unwanted) characters(friends/people) that we know. This time, a stoy will be told and it will be told in honesty.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. First is our brother, the obnoxious and intolerant son of a b***h that cannot control his anger. It appears that everything angers him to some extend; his addictions will be the end of his life. Perhaps it is his interests(vulgar in nature) that bothers me so or perhaps it is his overbearing personality. Much of his personality is cosumed by personal interest and a vague fantasy involving things that he alone can see. In light of himself this becomes more unique to him User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

User Image Next is you, also somewhat intolerent, pertaining to the constant use of "swag-f**", and with poor command of your own emotions. Your emotions prevent you from doing great things because you always feel lesser than I and you get too caught up in your the endeavors of your friends. You don't know how talented you are for you never want to do anything with said talent. Honesty speaking, your personality is both pleasent and bothersome. In light of your personality, this becomes more unique to you.
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User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Lastly is me, a hard shelled and insensitve person that cannot hold a conversation very well. It appears that I have no emotions but in truth my emotions are bottled inside me, which both desensitives me to emotional situations and pains me. I may be very tolerent of people but I am also ignorant to them, making me somewhat of a bother. For the most part, I do not enjoy talking and have a preference to be alone. Perhaps my sanguine nature is very annoying to everybody. In light of my personality, this becomes more unique to me
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Your a** crackings and our brother's a** personality I feel like this User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show., but you are like User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.. You and I start laughing then start talking about how stupid anime is User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.. You then go off playing with your 3DS, that stop motion function on your device. I imagine that it goes something like this User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Bored, I try to get your attention User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. but my attempts are a failure because now you are on your phone, messing with Larissa. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.. Indifferent, I turn on Netflix and watch some good old South Park User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. God damn, I real hate when people do this because it is totally out of context User Image. You see some Fruk on the internets and think yourself cool User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show., thus you show me and feel pretty good about it. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show..This is me again User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show., This is what I think of your Fruk User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. and this is what it looks like to me User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. (the resemlence is uncanny).After that comment you're all like User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. and spread the FRUK everywhere. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Pleased, you continue with your Fruk until you find some porn; then you are like User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Your eyes will never be the same; you then show me the picture and I'm like this User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. and we are both like User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.. I feel like this afterward User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.



User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Confusious say: It's your turn; tell a story.
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Okay, let me just say this: yes, I am getting tested after this. Do not worry. Now, let us begin this perfection.

Me consuming: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me dancing at a wedding: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You whenever I am ready for a snuggle attack: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You being engulfed by my feels: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
What I am most afraid of: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You carrying the memory of dad: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You ghetto stomping the bitches: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me being sexual frustrated: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When I am reaching for my dreams: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You and Austin: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Whenever you see me reeling over being insulted: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me fighting off the bitches: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me walking in on someone taking a s**t: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Whenever I have to watch you leave me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me surrounded by my own hate: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me mooching food from my friends: User Image
When I say I never miss you: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When I read the Hetalia creepypasta: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me walking alone through the house when it's dark: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me entering your lair: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When the bitches want to love me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You trying to get me out of our room: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
What I see the outside world does to people: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me trying to hold back how I feel when you insult me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me whenever drags me from my thoughts: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me arguing with someone: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me being passive-aggressive: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me around the family: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me and Micah playing tricks: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me being graceful: User Image
Me and Micah being affectionate: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me partying with my friends: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You alone: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When you're trying to go to bed: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You and Cody: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You being woken up by Cody: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You trolling: User Image
Us being ******** awesome: User Image
When someone lectures me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me trying to take care of you: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You being intrigued by the bitches: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When you are having band feels: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You fighting fighter pilot: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me being cuddly: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me attempting to be social: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When I smile through it all: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Even though I just can't: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You when people ******** around in band: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When they won't stop: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me battling my depressive tendencies: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me, Micah, and Cody bothering you: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Us trying to seduce you: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me having bad intentions: User Image
When I run into a nerdy, built German with glasses, long hair, and stubble: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me drawing on your homework: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
What I do whenever I am alone: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me trying to speak when I am flustered: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
My beat-down on the bitches: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Aggressive against the bitches: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me running from your rage: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Being the hero for others: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me ready to live: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When I accept my failures: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Walter and I: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Emotionally scared: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Whenever I become defensive: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When I realize my potential: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Trying to figure out how to show my love for you: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me being spontaneous: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Retaining my anger: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Finding the strength from you to stand above my fears: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me missing you: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You reading this: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You crashing my fees: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You not wanting to deal with me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me trying to rub fluffy FrUK in your face: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
My feels making you feel awkward: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
TIRED OF YOUR s**t: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You enjoying my pain: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When someone is on your last nerve: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You being edgy: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When you find Micah's porn: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You not wanting to go to a family gathering: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You searching for a ******** to give: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When you ******** the bitches: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You avoiding my feels room: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You having to leave the band: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When you're ill: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When you are excited for a concert: User Image
When you make me mad: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Us playing tricks on others: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me wanting something from you: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Us playing: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me without you: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
When I watch a cute Hetalia episode: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me being charming (again): User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Us getting ready to party when Human Portrait takes off: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
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And, I conclude.
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And, I conclude.


I am aware, on a higher level than most of my peers that I am indeed a rather insensitive person. It is very unusual that I should show my emotions and, in fact, is a very difficult thing for me to do. I find no need to be reminded that I am loved; I know when someone speaks with integrity and that is all I need. However, I cannot speak for everybody; you included. Being that you are more expressive with your emotions you need to be told that you are appreciated and I have been negligent of this fact. So here you are:

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. In all honesty, you annoy the s**t out of me with many of the things that you do but I would never trade you for another sister. I can do that with Micah, and believe me I have, but never shall I do this to you. My God this is painful, I do indeed love you and though I expect you to know it I'm saying it anyway. You have so much personality, annoying personality...sometimes, but a personality no less. I thank God everyday that I have a sister crafted in my image; not as forceful but still as charming. Yes, I am charming and I hate it; some people won't leave me alone. I can go through life and meet many more Larissa's, Matt's, Kendra's, Kenny's, and Austin's but I will never meet another Taylor and I never wish to. Remember that; I expect you to and don't have outward feels. And don't ever bring it up.

User Image We be siblings for life, ******** with all the bitches.
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And, I conclude.


Me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Micah: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me and Micah: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
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You and Micah with the Family: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Me:User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
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Micah: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
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Me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
You: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Micah: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Me and You: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

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Micah: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

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And, I conclude.


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Here is some original stuff I found that is actually pretty interesting to look at.

Bob's Burgers:User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Daniel: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Original Russia: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Original Greece: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Original China: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Concept Art for My Little Pony: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Shrek Concept Art: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Tulio Concept Art: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. (sorry, can't find Miguel)

Hiccup Original and Evolution: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Wreck it Ralph Concept Art: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Original Spongebob: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Original Simpsons: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Link to the Past Concept Art: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
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Anyone have any creepypasta stories? I haven't a clue why but I want to read some of them, particularly original ones.


A jap, a crout, and a whop are on an island. Then the whop goes out and plays in the water, so, the jap turns to the cout and says, "I so hungry..." And then the crout says, "Yeah... Me too... But ve vran out of food two dayz ago... All ve have been eating iz nazty-azz fish... *sigh*"

Then the jap looks at the whop acting like a jackass out in the water.

"You no... We courd it that Itarian." At the very sound of this idea the crout turns to the jap, with much disgust in his voice: "Vhat?! But, I vas kidding about zhe food zhing, our food zupply iz great! Ve are NOT going to eatz my lizle brozher at zhat iz zhat!"

"Shutup, and ret's srice that b*****d!

THE END.
They cut Valentino open and he screams bloody murder.
"What the Hell are you-a doing! I can see the foo basket right over there!"


So... Ronrey...
They ate all of him. ALL OF HIM, I SAY!


No, no, no, it was Italy all right... He was with Germany, and Italy was getting all pissed about Germany's constant desire to be cuddled by him. Anyway, I was walking in Walmart with Link (from Zelda) and Italy just randomly shanked Link in the bely. Link fell to the ground, but was still faintly smiling when he whimpered, "Ha, ha... Italy... You're funny... But, we don't play tag with shanks carved from two pencils and some gum *gasp* I-I think you pierced my lung!"
Then Italy began talking all sweet like: "Oh, yeah... I-a sorry... let me-a look at the damage, yes?" So Link showed him, and Italy, out of nowhere, kneed Link in the balls, light up a cigarette, and burned it onto Link's forehead before Link passed out. Then Germany came in waltzing like an idiot, asking "Italy, do you zhink zhis pair of cargo pantz make my azz look like zhe back of Rosie O'Donalds neck?" Italy gave him a filthier look then Paris Hilton's v****a does to soap.
"I don't-a give a ********, Germany, just-a buy a pair of shorts and let's-a get the Hell outta 'ere, I-a hate Walmart..." Germany looked offended by the comment, then softly stated, "You know Italy," he edged closer to him, caressed his silky, brown hair passed his ear and whispered, "Zhe media haz it ALL vrong..." Then he squeezed him with his gorilla strength and sqeed, "I'm zhe cuddler! I love you, little brozher! Ich liebe dich, ha, ha!"
Link managed to prop himself up using a near by plunger. Throwing up a bit, he choked out, "Yeah... Germany *gasp* loves he little bro... now somebody call for help, I can taste pennies in my mouth..." Collapsing on the floor brought Link the attention of America and Canada, who were throwing unnecessary bags of Doritos in England's cart.
At the sight of a fallen friend, America proudly shouted "Ha, ha, my dear hillbilly elf! Your friend America is here to save you, for I am the her- whoa, ******** that, Imma hang with my bro, Canada, right, Matty?" Canada had a indifferent hand on his protruding hip. "******** you America, I LOVE YOU!"
"I love you to, bro! Ha, ha, yo dady-o?"
England talk passed the mountain of fat-making Doritos. "Yes, baby? What do you need?" Canada brushed past the Italy/Germany mosh-pit and faced his dad to explain.
"Italy's on his man period and decided he was gonna be a huge d**k and stab Link in his gut, call a vet or something." Link hissed, "******** you Canada."
"Only on the weekends." Over hearing the conversation between his family, France walked into aisle to see a bloody Link barely standing. "Oh, my cheire, Link! Let mama France fix vous all up, wee?"
Link's eyes shrunk from adamant fear; France would crush his wind-pipe with love, he wanted to live! He quickly rambled while being hoisted up by the hairy Frenchmen: "No, no France, that's alrigh- OH YOU ******** HAIRY-a** MOTHER ******** CHEESE EATING SURRENDER-MONKEY, YOU MADE ME PUKE BLOOD UP!! OH, SWEET GODDESSES, THIS HURTS! YOU ******** IDIOT!"
France turned to England and gave him a kiss good-bye, saying, "I'll be home in time for dinner, yes? Je T'amie, my cherie. I'm taking Link to the emergency room to get a boo-boo be-gone."
England cooed almost dream-like, "Okay, Je T'amie, I'll see you then, my love. I'll look after the kids while you're out." Canada raised a annoyed brow.
"Damn, dad, you act like we're complete idiots." America agreed. "Yeah, I only got my d**k stuck in your car's muffler once! And, I also managed to get it out by raping your SUV so there, I bid you good day!"
And they ran off into the toy department and England shrugged and pushed his cart onwards. Italy was still struggling to get away from his brute of a brother when I noticed that I had dropped my eggs amongst chaos and walk away to get a new carton. The end.


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England's twins were running circles in the toy department engaged in a game of canon p***s, which is just putting the biggest object you can find on you crotch and running at the enemy while throwing things as if they were projectiles from the canon. America, more brutish and twice as intelligent than his older twin, was able to succeed in victory time and time again. This game was no exception.
"Dammit, America, you lumbering fat a**!" Canada said pulling himself off the ground.
"Sorry, bro-"
"I hate your face."
"Oh, okay...so what do you want to do know?"
"I don't know...let's go get arrested for sexually harassing the strawberries."
"Okay."
America gave his brother a half-witted look which was replied only with a shrug. Ignoring his better judgement America decided to join Canada in groping the ripest of nature's selection. They trotted along the Wal-Mart, have aware of the people around them. Had they been more aware they would have noticed their uncle Prussia really giving it to a pair of flip-flops and the janitor's keys.
Meanwhile, England caught sight of his best friend, Murphy Pendleton, who walked into the store like it wasn't going to be able to handle him right now.
"Murphy! Hello, Murphy!"
"Oh, hello Arthur," Murphy was one of the few that called England by his real name. The only other was Ireland, which was England's elder brother; he called him Artie.
"What are you doing here?"
"I have to let the dogs out."
"You have to use the-"
"No, I have to let James, Walter and Henry out of the car before the go ape s**t. The last time I left them in the car for too long they played a game of tag with two pencils and some gum."
"Who does that?"
"I don't know but I wish that it never happened."
"I suppose I'm lucky then."
"Why is that?"
"Oh, because my sons are very well behaved young men, they are. I should not be expecting a bad note on their part...except for Matthew..."
"Well, at least Travis is well behaved. I thank God for everyday I don't have to scrap him off something."
Spyro, the little purple b*****d, came trotting up to the two men, apparently in search of something that he was to keen on finding. "Hey you guys, have you seen Link anywhere?"
"Hm...I think my husband took him to the emergency room.." England replied.
"Shut up, Eyebrows, you are a dumb b***h. You, Murph-n-Turf, have you seen Link anywhere?"
"No."
"Son of a b***h. Well, I have to go find him. France was hit by a train, by which I mean James Sunderland, and now Link's little brothers are playing operation on him somewhere and I have to find them before they cut him open and I'm not there to watch." Spyro flew away.
Germany was still hugging the life out of his little brother, who was reaching for anything he could use to stick into the brute's heart.
"Nein, Italy, you can't escape my love!"
"I hope my love gives a heart attack and you die!"
This yelling had caught the attention of Austria, Italy's father and the man Germany would like to believe was his father. His actual father was now eating the flip-flops that he wooed. "What are you boys doing?"
"Papa, Germany's trying to crush me with his love!"
"Sounds like my brother...Not your Uncle Prussia, your Uncle France. I laughed when Sunderthigh's ran his a** over. Now, Germany, put you brother down; you know that he doesn't like to be held."
"Ja, sorry Italy."
"Uuughhhuu!"
Toon Link and Young Link were busy cutting Link open with a play-dough knife and a lamp shade in the baby department that no one used. The youngest brother, Toon Link, was happily poking away at Link's exposed rib cage while the middle child watched.
"You guys are sure you know what you are doing?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Toon Link said before sneezing into his hands. "Young Link, I'm bored. Let's go do something else."
"Okay!" And they left him there.
"Wait...you guys coming back?"
"I don't know...you know what, France loves you with all his tender, artery-clogging love. I'll go get France."
"No no! That's okay-"
"Shut up, you have no rights in this country."
The brother's mistook France for Walter Sullivan and sent him Link's way.
"So...Am I supposed to have sex with this dead body?"
"NO! You know what, call Luigi! He will know what to do with-"
"Walter, what are you doing?" Henry yelled.
"I'zz gonna have sex with this dead body."
"That's not a dead body, that's a mannequin and no you're not. It's s**t like this that make's Murphy mad and you know what happened the last time-"
"Guys, I really need-"
"That's rude, butthole. Anyway, you know what happened."
"Yeah..."
"Come on then, let's go."
Walter and Henry left Link there in the middle of the baby department, just looking up at the ceiling and wishing he was somewhere else. Meanwhile, in the affairs of Canada and America, they were caught for sexually harassing the fruit and were sent to their father.
"What did you boys do?"
"Well..."
"Canada was groping the strawberries."
"If they don't want to be touched maybe they shouldn't wear their seeds on thee outside!"
"Dammit you two..."
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