Rutzh Scorpio
VaguelyFamous
? What? How Link like to view himself ----&
How Germany gets his kicks. Scaring people with his rape face.
Found this I and I think Italy's dropping it like it's hot,
This is how I feel when were out together. ----&
Then when I hear about SNAIL I get all like ----&
Then, you yell at me.
Then I am all like.
Then you're ready to kill me.
Then I am like.
Then you chase me for a while.
Then you read a book or something.
And, all I want to do is this.
Ich liebe dich, piccola Italia.
We're in Wal Mart like a couple of weinies
and we see this new Zelda Game
and yu're all like
and I'm like
. But we don't have any money fr it and you are like
and because I'm an emotionless b***h, I do this
. Then we have a moment like this
and you get all over dramatic
so I have t calm you down
. Then we go to Mc Donalds and I do this to somebody
and you start to do this
to the guy so I feel pretty boss
. Then some jackass says that Link is Zelda and this comes to mind
, I think this is funny so I do this
, We then go home so we can just chill
but as soon as we relax, we get a call from Larissa
we invite her over and she comes in like this
and we are like
. Then we go for a ride to the park...like this
. We act like this in public
and this is you
, this is me
, we do this
and this is Larissa
. You then do this
and I do this
and she tries to laugh...looks like this
. Then I have to go to band practice...she does this to me
so we have to drive back home...
.But then that Crazy b***h from McDonald's is following us
. And we are like
. THE END. My face
This is a story of us on a everday basis. It starts with us all cozy and snug, sleeping the hours away.
Us sleeping like the lazy bitches we are. But then, you have to go (for no reason at all).
Leaving me like so,
while your reaction is like
So, I just wallow in self pity
until you
and
over my emotions. Then I say
so I still look cool.
Seeing my weak state, you plot to sieze the moment like the Scorpio you are.
And, noticing your menacing demeanor, I quickly repeat myself, only in different words.
Clearly, you're not buying it, so I leave Ground Zero as calmly as possible.
Thinking, I make a distraction
leaving you like so.
Like no s**t went down. I feel safe so I began to space out, thinking of this
when you notice we're out of food.
Fast food?! Yay!
Then we party a bit.
In the car, we fight over the radio.
Then we approach the sign and I am shitting my pants.
Noticing the load of joy in my pants made you feel pretty good and... sparkly?
... But then a employee informs us that it's closed.
I get rather mad
while you laugh at me derping.
GREAT IDEA pops into my head!
TO WALMART!
To avoid paying for food, you insist we get naked. OFF WITH LE CLOTHES!
With fruit snacks and pizza rolls as well as a few shopping karts to the cheeks, we are finally home
Feeling playful, I begin to smack your head.
You eye me.
I slowly stop and work up the courage to ask you why you never cry. You reply
This was only a diversion to rape you of your fruit snacks.
You scream from the next room
when the doorbell grabs ou attention. FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO ANSWER IT! I answer it, thinking in my head
, to find our pal Larissa lookng as white as usual.
She comes in
while me and you are snickering about her face.
Then I begin think of all the fun things we're going to do.
Let's get her like
, then we can paty. Then we look at each other while she goes to kill of snacks, eye telling each other.
She starts to harass me.
I look to you for help, but you're like.
So I play dead. You guys freak out like so.
When you two leave the room, I sit up.
But, you guys see me!
INSTANT POKER FACE.
Larissa begins to lecture me on brushing my teeth.
And you're all like
in my sexy dress about it. And I get all
to hide my fear. Then Larissa beigns to hunger, so we consume.
Then Sam calls us.
And she has rainbow gas...?
Me and her begin to have sex via phone like normally. Then, I ask another question to Larissa.
First you're like
then you look at Larissa and
All this comotion makes me cuddly so I attack.
Over the phone, Sam's all like
while I am trying so hard to make Larissa not mad at me.
Then, Brandon drives by drunk.
Seeing an opening I spring into action
for a One Direction CD.
She rampages to our stereo, beating all the haters away
while we cheer her on.
Sam's getting loopy from the rainbow gas.
Larissa's in Nirvanah.
I feel good.
You're killing snails.
Let's party some ******** more.
Then, Larissa wants to watch Hetalia. You're like.
While I am like.
You're still like
when I look it up on Netflix. While Sam walking to our house.
It starts on your like
while Larissa is like
and me.
Larissa and I are fangirling.
You're fighting the urge to kill us.
Then it's done and we eat some dougnuts.
Let's go play outside. You check the weather.
LET'S GO MUG A CAR!
The people in the car.
Larissa is like.
But, then she has to go, leaving us sad. I bug her on last time before she leaves.
Then we go inside and I hand up on Sam.
Then we sit down and chill.
We look through Larissa camera she left.
After being scared, we party some more.
Then we google America and Canada for the Hell of it. Run into porn and it's all like
while you're like
and I'm being over-dramatic.
So, we clse the laptop, check the time and curl up and go to sleep...
before we party one last time!