Splendid Persiflage

[VaguelyFamous]

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Rutzh Scorpio

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Rutzh Scorpio

The Master Sword represent adult life, something that we all strive for without realizing the consequences that lurk behind its removal. In our adult life the real evil comes out from under the bed and reeks havoc on our world. My shield represents the childish thoughts I hide behind, believing that no matter how powerful the attack is we will always be safe. Link represents the power of choice; having the power to make your world better but will you e a hero or a villain in a black mask.

Link is so damn powerful...

And Germany is a flaming homosexual.

That wurst needs to die!

Love is very powerful, is it not?

Italy so reminds me of you.

[VaguelyFamous]

Rutzh Scorpio

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Rutzh Scorpio

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And Germany is a flaming homosexual.

That wurst needs to die!

Love is very powerful, is it not?

...What am I looking at.

Shut up! You so are Italy.

[Mr Rook]

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Rutzh Scorpio

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Rutzh Scorpio

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Rutzh Scorpio

And Germany is a flaming homosexual.

That wurst needs to die!

Love is very powerful, is it not?

...What am I looking at.

Shut up! You so are Italy.

[VaguelyFamous]

? What? How Link like to view himself ----> How Germany gets his kicks. Scaring people with his rape face. Found this I and I think Italy's dropping it like it's hot, This is how I feel when were out together. ----> Then when I hear about SNAIL I get all like ----> Then, you yell at me. Then I am all like. Then you're ready to kill me. Then I am like. Then you chase me for a while. Then you read a book or something. And, all I want to do is this. Ich liebe dich, piccola Italia.

[Mr Rook]

VaguelyFamous

? What? How Link like to view himself ----& How Germany gets his kicks. Scaring people with his rape face. Found this I and I think Italy's dropping it like it's hot, This is how I feel when were out together. ----& Then when I hear about SNAIL I get all like ----& Then, you yell at me. Then I am all like. Then you're ready to kill me. Then I am like. Then you chase me for a while. Then you read a book or something. And, all I want to do is this. Ich liebe dich, piccola Italia.

I'm a little busy, try again later...

[VaguelyFamous]

Rutzh Scorpio

VaguelyFamous

? What? How Link like to view himself ----& How Germany gets his kicks. Scaring people with his rape face. Found this I and I think Italy's dropping it like it's hot, This is how I feel when were out together. ----& Then when I hear about SNAIL I get all like ----& Then, you yell at me. Then I am all like. Then you're ready to kill me. Then I am like. Then you chase me for a while. Then you read a book or something. And, all I want to do is this. Ich liebe dich, piccola Italia.

I'm a little busy, try again later...

[Mr Rook]

VaguelyFamous

? What? How Link like to view himself ----& How Germany gets his kicks. Scaring people with his rape face. Found this I and I think Italy's dropping it like it's hot, This is how I feel when were out together. ----& Then when I hear about SNAIL I get all like ----& Then, you yell at me. Then I am all like. Then you're ready to kill me. Then I am like. Then you chase me for a while. Then you read a book or something. And, all I want to do is this. Ich liebe dich, piccola Italia.

We're in Wal Mart like a couple of weinies and we see this new Zelda Game and yu're all like and I'm like . But we don't have any money fr it and you are like and because I'm an emotionless b***h, I do this . Then we have a moment like this and you get all over dramatic so I have t calm you down . Then we go to Mc Donalds and I do this to somebody and you start to do this to the guy so I feel pretty boss . Then some jackass says that Link is Zelda and this comes to mind , I think this is funny so I do this , We then go home so we can just chill but as soon as we relax, we get a call from Larissa we invite her over and she comes in like this and we are like . Then we go for a ride to the park...like this . We act like this in public and this is you , this is me , we do this and this is Larissa . You then do this and I do this and she tries to laugh...looks like this . Then I have to go to band practice...she does this to me so we have to drive back home....But then that Crazy b***h from McDonald's is following us. And we are like . THE END. My face

[VaguelyFamous]

Rutzh Scorpio

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? What? How Link like to view himself ----& How Germany gets his kicks. Scaring people with his rape face. Found this I and I think Italy's dropping it like it's hot, This is how I feel when were out together. ----& Then when I hear about SNAIL I get all like ----& Then, you yell at me. Then I am all like. Then you're ready to kill me. Then I am like. Then you chase me for a while. Then you read a book or something. And, all I want to do is this. Ich liebe dich, piccola Italia.

We're in Wal Mart like a couple of weinies and we see this new Zelda Game and yu're all like and I'm like . But we don't have any money fr it and you are like and because I'm an emotionless b***h, I do this . Then we have a moment like this and you get all over dramatic so I have t calm you down . Then we go to Mc Donalds and I do this to somebody and you start to do this to the guy so I feel pretty boss . Then some jackass says that Link is Zelda and this comes to mind , I think this is funny so I do this , We then go home so we can just chill but as soon as we relax, we get a call from Larissa we invite her over and she comes in like this and we are like . Then we go for a ride to the park...like this . We act like this in public and this is you , this is me , we do this and this is Larissa . You then do this and I do this and she tries to laugh...looks like this . Then I have to go to band practice...she does this to me so we have to drive back home....But then that Crazy b***h from McDonald's is following us. And we are like . THE END. My face

This is a story of us on a everday basis. It starts with us all cozy and snug, sleeping the hours away. Us sleeping like the lazy bitches we are. But then, you have to go (for no reason at all). Leaving me like so, while your reaction is like So, I just wallow in self pity until you and over my emotions. Then I say so I still look cool. Seeing my weak state, you plot to sieze the moment like the Scorpio you are. And, noticing your menacing demeanor, I quickly repeat myself, only in different words. Clearly, you're not buying it, so I leave Ground Zero as calmly as possible. Thinking, I make a distraction leaving you like so. Like no s**t went down. I feel safe so I began to space out, thinking of this when you notice we're out of food. Fast food?! Yay! Then we party a bit. In the car, we fight over the radio. Then we approach the sign and I am shitting my pants. Noticing the load of joy in my pants made you feel pretty good and... sparkly? ... But then a employee informs us that it's closed. I get rather mad while you laugh at me derping. GREAT IDEA pops into my head! TO WALMART! To avoid paying for food, you insist we get naked. OFF WITH LE CLOTHES! With fruit snacks and pizza rolls as well as a few shopping karts to the cheeks, we are finally home Feeling playful, I begin to smack your head. You eye me. I slowly stop and work up the courage to ask you why you never cry. You reply This was only a diversion to rape you of your fruit snacks. You scream from the next room when the doorbell grabs ou attention. FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO ANSWER IT! I answer it, thinking in my head , to find our pal Larissa lookng as white as usual. She comes in while me and you are snickering about her face. Then I begin think of all the fun things we're going to do. Let's get her like , then we can paty. Then we look at each other while she goes to kill of snacks, eye telling each other. She starts to harass me. I look to you for help, but you're like. So I play dead. You guys freak out like so. When you two leave the room, I sit up. But, you guys see me! INSTANT POKER FACE. Larissa begins to lecture me on brushing my teeth. And you're all like in my sexy dress about it. And I get all to hide my fear. Then Larissa beigns to hunger, so we consume. Then Sam calls us. And she has rainbow gas...? Me and her begin to have sex via phone like normally. Then, I ask another question to Larissa. First you're like then you look at Larissa and All this comotion makes me cuddly so I attack. Over the phone, Sam's all like while I am trying so hard to make Larissa not mad at me. Then, Brandon drives by drunk. Seeing an opening I spring into action for a One Direction CD. She rampages to our stereo, beating all the haters away while we cheer her on. Sam's getting loopy from the rainbow gas. Larissa's in Nirvanah. I feel good. You're killing snails. Let's party some ******** more. Then, Larissa wants to watch Hetalia. You're like. While I am like. You're still like when I look it up on Netflix. While Sam walking to our house. It starts on your like while Larissa is like and me. Larissa and I are fangirling. You're fighting the urge to kill us. Then it's done and we eat some dougnuts. Let's go play outside. You check the weather. LET'S GO MUG A CAR! The people in the car. Larissa is like. But, then she has to go, leaving us sad. I bug her on last time before she leaves. Then we go inside and I hand up on Sam. Then we sit down and chill. We look through Larissa camera she left. After being scared, we party some more. Then we google America and Canada for the Hell of it. Run into porn and it's all like while you're like and I'm being over-dramatic. So, we clse the laptop, check the time and curl up and go to sleep... before we party one last time!

[Mr Rook]

Let me tell you a story, one that will surely touch your heart and then go ahead and kick you in the a**.

Our story starts with you and me , both in our usual state of mind, may I add. You see this flash animation about Germany on your phone that you HAVE to show me that I evidently could care less about.When I tell you that I don't give a s**t you act like this and I do this. You then make a face like this , expecting me to give a crap but I only do this and then I do this . You then have more emotions that look like this and I am left blank . You go into the other room to play Zelda and you run into some darknuts and you suddenly turn into this. You bore me with your indifference , so I amuse myself like this . I then sense a distubance, Mom is home . We run out of the room, playing it cool . When we get into our room you start to do this and being enjoyable I do this . I don't have any homework to do so I do this and you do, so this is your reaction . You then get angry and take it out on a bunch of Chinese kids. and then yell at your ginger with no soul

[VaguelyFamous]

Well, I must say, this story indeed is a tale of both sweet, tender love as well as bitter differences. Let me begin while the sound of bliss still rings upon my ear: there were, three darling bastards. There was the eldest , the middle child , and lastly, the youngest . The lived with each other's company. As you can guess, that's us. Ha, now let us begin the story. So, the three of us are ******** around when I begin to hunger. Micah checks his wallet only to find no money! I begin to feel like s**t as I sulk for the ceral when you see me pass you by. You then proceed to insult me and I flee the area. Micah, who's ******** around in the mirror suddenly realizes his money is actually in his coat pocket! SO, we all pile into the car and drive down for fast food! We pull up, order, than consume. After this, you and Micah want to go to the mall , but I'm much too lazy so I say . Micah bribes me with promises of candy. I join you merryment. We are looking for any Hetalia s**t at F.Y.E. when a wild Micah appears telling us that he found Silent Hill on DVD! But, be the you are, you have to ruin his hopes and dreams. So,you two get into it while I go off to check out hot guys. When you are done, I return ,and we take another drive. Now you write what else we're going to do. It's a follow up story, and it's your turn!

[Mr Rook]

Let us endeavor into another tale of splendid persiflage. To say; however, that this is just another enstallment in the saga that is the mediocrity of normality is untrue. Of course, 90% of the tale before is a humorous overstatement but that does not stop the remaining 10% from pertaining to our everyday lives. I'll pick up where you left off:

So far we have our brother, , and of course there is you and lastly here I am . As usual, I and our brother are into another arguement. He tells me something stupid, the bird brain and I say something he didn't like and he gets all jumpy and then gets in my face . I proceed to mock him his intelligence, as such , then he goes off on his own to do stupid s**t . While he is gone you suggest that we go do something but I am annoyed at the moment and I chase you away you then have feels . I ignore those feels and feel pretty smug having drove Micah away . You, being the crafty b***h you are, find a way around my hostility claiming that you have something fun to do . You put it in song to show you are serious . So we climb aboard the merriment train and head off to the park. As a substitute, here is a cat . At the park I run into Cody and he says it's time for a sectional ,but you don't want me to go . I ignore those feels agian and just a** around with Cody and the gang at my sectional. You call up Larissa and ask if she wants to snap Shek's g-string ; she says. She suggets that yous go back to the mall and visit F.Y.E; you see some Germany plushies and do this . Then somehow you manage to convince Larissa into going into Spencer's: you abuse the equipment . You guys run into Sam who happens to be doing the same thing. Gee, I wonder what is to become of this.