Someone's gotta fight for God on this forum....

[Dion Necurat]

HelloNoora

Phanari

linaloki

Phanari

Omorose Panya

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

For some reason, I'm led to believe it'd be sort of like a boring orgasm that lasted forever. Unless there was some serious mind control going on, folk would get bored as s**t not sinning. I mean, damn, it must ******** blow to go to heaven after dying as a teenager. No wife, so no sex?

For eternity?
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Well... they can still do all that stuff.

It's just not called sinning in Heaven.

wink

Sex in Heaven is QUESTIONED among most Christians. The Bible talks about us being like the angels in Heaven and therefore not bearing fruit. However, it's questioned as to whether or not SEX isn't gonna happen. After all, God mentions sex is necissary.

I'd ask where, but you'd just tell me to look it up.

So, did you know the Bible says that there is no hell? I'd tell you where, but I think you should look it up.

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

Are you LDS? Did she answer what her religious affliation is? I need to know so I can understand where she is coming from.

I believe she stated earlier on that she was Evangelical...which makes a whole lot of sense.

[Phanari]

Omorose Panya

Phanari

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

...So all the people who got sent to hell... what? Just go to heaven with awesome Christians such as you and I?

Why the ******** did he create all this s**t then?!

No. They just die for eternity.

[Mister Heat Miser]

Phanari

Omorose Panya

Phanari

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

...So all the people who got sent to hell... what? Just go to heaven with awesome Christians such as you and I?

Why the ******** did he create all this s**t then?!

No. They just die for eternity.

Should I even bother to ask for confirmation from scripture?

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Phanari

Omorose Panya

Phanari

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

...So all the people who got sent to hell... what? Just go to heaven with awesome Christians such as you and I?

Why the ******** did he create all this s**t then?!

No. They just die for eternity.

Okay, NOW I know you're spewing bullshit.

[Phanari]

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HelloNoora

Phanari

linaloki

Phanari

Sex in Heaven is QUESTIONED among most Christians. The Bible talks about us being like the angels in Heaven and therefore not bearing fruit. However, it's questioned as to whether or not SEX isn't gonna happen. After all, God mentions sex is necissary.

I'd ask where, but you'd just tell me to look it up.

So, did you know the Bible says that there is no hell? I'd tell you where, but I think you should look it up.

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

Are you LDS? Did she answer what her religious affliation is? I need to know so I can understand where she is coming from.

I believe she stated earlier on that she was Evangelical...which makes a whole lot of sense.

Evangelical FREE, silly.

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Phanari

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HelloNoora

Phanari

linaloki

Phanari

Sex in Heaven is QUESTIONED among most Christians. The Bible talks about us being like the angels in Heaven and therefore not bearing fruit. However, it's questioned as to whether or not SEX isn't gonna happen. After all, God mentions sex is necissary.

I'd ask where, but you'd just tell me to look it up.

So, did you know the Bible says that there is no hell? I'd tell you where, but I think you should look it up.

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

Are you LDS? Did she answer what her religious affliation is? I need to know so I can understand where she is coming from.

I believe she stated earlier on that she was Evangelical...which makes a whole lot of sense.

Evangelical FREE, silly.

Which is still the same bullshit, just rehashed.

[Vice Admiral Romeo Mike]

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

Omorose Panya

Phanari

God's Created Paradise for His children is BEYOND perfection.

Really now? Please describe it in agonizing detail because I am interested.

And please don't use useless analogies the bible uses... which are very cliche and don't actually describe a place so much as an emotion.

I just desire to hear more about it, because I might just consider vacationing there one of these summers. I mean, since you're so sure about it, I assume you know of every detail, otherwise you'd be lying about knowing absolutely of its perfection and you're just blindly believing something for the mere sake of blindly believing it!

But... you wouldn't do that.

For some reason, I'm led to believe it'd be sort of like a boring orgasm that lasted forever. Unless there was some serious mind control going on, folk would get bored as s**t not sinning. I mean, damn, it must ******** blow to go to heaven after dying as a teenager. No wife, so no sex?

For eternity?
=o
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=o
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OH MY ******** GOD I SAID SEX, PATRICIA.

[linaloki]

Mister Heat Miser

Prove that you can't have fun unless you get drunk.
And prove that getting drunk is a sin.

It's talked about in Proverbs somewhere, allowing one's self to be overcome with the alcohol and being a glutton with it... I can try to find it if you want, but I'm tired and my tummy hurts, so I don't quite wanna. >.>

[Phanari]

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Phanari

Omorose Panya

Phanari

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

...So all the people who got sent to hell... what? Just go to heaven with awesome Christians such as you and I?

Why the ******** did he create all this s**t then?!

No. They just die for eternity.

Okay, NOW I know you're spewing bullshit.

It's not. Bible says that we'll be departed right and left of those who knew Him, and those who didn't. To those luke-warm in their faith, He'll say, "Depart, I knew you not."

[Misses Brinks]

Phanari

Evangelical FREE, silly.

Really? Well why are you on Gaia? You know this site is a sin, right?
There's gambling, almost murder, homosexuality, demons, tattoos and peircings, sex, oh the temptation, you could name so much :0

[Omorose Panya]

Phanari

True, drinking is not a sin.

Most people say that the Bible says it is and give the example of "Water into Wine" as an example. They say that the wine Jesus made was grape juice, which is CLEARLY poppy c**k. I mean, seriously, look into biblical history and you'll see that the wine Jesus made was called "the best" wine there, and back then, wine that was the best was the strongest in taste. AKA: very alcoholic.

WHERE does the bible say that? 'Cause MY bible says that Jesus just pissed in a glass and let them drink it 'cause they were already drunk anyway and wouldn't know the difference.

[Mister Heat Miser]

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

OH MY ******** GOD I SAID SEX, PATRICIA.

Oh my ******** hell, I can't believe I have to go through literary ******** analysis with you.

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

For some reason, I'm led to believe it'd be sort of like a boring orgasm that lasted forever. Unless there was some serious mind control going on, folk would get bored as s**t not sinning. I mean, damn, it must ******** blow to go to heaven after dying as a teenager. No wife, so no sex?

THE EMBOLDENED WAS YOUR POINT. WHAT FOLLOWED WAS AN EXAMPLE.
FOR. ********. SAKE. STUART.

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Phanari

Dion Necurat

Phanari

Omorose Panya

Phanari

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

...So all the people who got sent to hell... what? Just go to heaven with awesome Christians such as you and I?

Why the ******** did he create all this s**t then?!

No. They just die for eternity.

Okay, NOW I know you're spewing bullshit.

It's not.

Oh, but it is.

Quote:

Bible says that we'll be departed right and left of those who knew Him, and those who didn't. To those luke-warm in their faith, He'll say, "Depart, I knew you not."

BOOK CHAPTER AND VERSE, NOW!!!

[Omorose Panya]

Phanari

No. They just die for eternity.

[...]

It's not. Bible says that we'll be departed right and left of those who knew Him, and those who didn't. To those luke-warm in their faith, He'll say, "Depart, I knew you not."

But MY Bible says sinners will spend ETERNITY in HELL.

Is MY LORD AND SAVIOR Jesus Christ LYING to me?

...He just better be glad I'm a Christian woman scream