Someone's gotta fight for God on this forum....

[Vice Admiral Romeo Mike]

Mister Heat Miser

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

Mister Heat Miser

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

Mister Heat Miser

I hear that it's a ******** awesome time.

Unless you do it to get by. You need one in the morning, in the afternoon, at night. Just to make the demons go away. You're damned if you drink, damned if you don't. It's not. ********. awesome.

Because everyone drinks to repress memories, amirite?

LOOK. A COUNTEREXAMPLE! IT WENT... THA--- NO IT WENT THAT A-WAY!

How the hell does this serve as a counter-example? To show that drinking isn't always for fun? Great job, only it has s**t all to do with my point. It's fun, it's not a sin, so how come you can't have fun in a place that is free of sin?

Drinking isn't a sin.
Getting drunk is.

You're wrong. And ********. crying

[Dion Necurat]

linaloki

Dion Necurat

However, an all-powerful God who made several covenants with his "children" would stand idly by and allow evil to occur on his "children"?

None of the covenants said that He would eliminate all temptations and evils in the world.

If God is good, then there must also exist evil, otherwise our free will and ability to choose God is gone because we can only choose good.

Well, that is assuming God represents all that is good.

My point in this is that God is neither good nor evil: he is the epitome of neutrality.

[Mister Heat Miser]

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

Drinking isn't a sin.
Getting drunk is.

Prove that you can't have fun unless you get drunk.
And prove that getting drunk is a sin.

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You're wrong.

Except, no, I'm not.

[Phanari]

linaloki

Phanari

Omorose Panya

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

For some reason, I'm led to believe it'd be sort of like a boring orgasm that lasted forever. Unless there was some serious mind control going on, folk would get bored as s**t not sinning. I mean, damn, it must ******** blow to go to heaven after dying as a teenager. No wife, so no sex?

For eternity?
=o
=o

Well... they can still do all that stuff.

It's just not called sinning in Heaven.

wink

Sex in Heaven is QUESTIONED among most Christians. The Bible talks about us being like the angels in Heaven and therefore not bearing fruit. However, it's questioned as to whether or not SEX isn't gonna happen. After all, God mentions sex is necissary.

I'd ask where, but you'd just tell me to look it up.

So, did you know the Bible says that there is no hell? I'd tell you where, but I think you should look it up.

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

[The Willow Of Darkness]

Mister Heat Miser

linaloki

Mister Heat Miser

Is it fun to drink?
Is it a sin to drink?

...no to both?

I'm guessing on the first one.

I hear that it's a ******** awesome time.

Can't say that I have really thought so. I've had alcohol a few times and I really thought it was rather weird. It makes you all fuzzy and you feel like not you are not quite there. My brain keeps thinking:"Ohh, I'm not quite in control. This is not right.", which I must say I found rather disconcerting. So I've found drinking to be a somewhat pleasant, yet uncomfortable experience.

[HelloNoora]

Drunkenness is also only a minor sin but it can become gluttony which is a major sin which needs to be confessed. Also drunken revelries are an occasion for the sin of lust and wrath.

[Omorose Panya]

Phanari

Sex in Heaven is QUESTIONED among most Christians. The Bible talks about us being like the angels in Heaven and therefore not bearing fruit. However, it's questioned as to whether or not SEX isn't gonna happen. After all, God mentions sex is necissary.

Look, b***h. God said if I whore myself out for him on THIS EARTH, I can do whatever I want in heaven! It is PARADISE, do you understand that?! Everyone's own idea of paradise. MY idea of paradise is forcing young boys' penises into my a*****e.

You'd better be glad I am a Christian woman, honey, 'cause LORD HELP YOU if I weren't.

Trying to tell me what the ******** I'm going to do in heaven. Damn it, I can murder all the children in heaven if I want BECAUSE I ******** EARNED IT!

[Vice Admiral Romeo Mike]

Mister Heat Miser

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

Drinking isn't a sin.
Getting drunk is.

Prove that you can't have fun unless you get drunk.
And prove that getting drunk is a sin.

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You're wrong.

Except, no, I'm not.

Well, that depends entirely on the person. However, I fail to see how that's relevant to my initial statement about how premarital sex in Heaven would be non-existant, thus dooming you to an eternity of no sex-pleasure after I strangle you tomorrow. scream

I WIN. Alcoholism sucks, dude. crying

[HelloNoora]

Phanari

linaloki

Phanari

Omorose Panya

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

For some reason, I'm led to believe it'd be sort of like a boring orgasm that lasted forever. Unless there was some serious mind control going on, folk would get bored as s**t not sinning. I mean, damn, it must ******** blow to go to heaven after dying as a teenager. No wife, so no sex?

For eternity?
=o
=o

Well... they can still do all that stuff.

It's just not called sinning in Heaven.

wink

Sex in Heaven is QUESTIONED among most Christians. The Bible talks about us being like the angels in Heaven and therefore not bearing fruit. However, it's questioned as to whether or not SEX isn't gonna happen. After all, God mentions sex is necissary.

I'd ask where, but you'd just tell me to look it up.

So, did you know the Bible says that there is no hell? I'd tell you where, but I think you should look it up.

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

Are you LDS? Did she answer what her religious affliation is? I need to know so I can understand where she is coming from.

[linaloki]

Phanari

linaloki

Phanari

Omorose Panya

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

For some reason, I'm led to believe it'd be sort of like a boring orgasm that lasted forever. Unless there was some serious mind control going on, folk would get bored as s**t not sinning. I mean, damn, it must ******** blow to go to heaven after dying as a teenager. No wife, so no sex?

For eternity?
=o
=o

Well... they can still do all that stuff.

It's just not called sinning in Heaven.

wink

Sex in Heaven is QUESTIONED among most Christians. The Bible talks about us being like the angels in Heaven and therefore not bearing fruit. However, it's questioned as to whether or not SEX isn't gonna happen. After all, God mentions sex is necissary.

I'd ask where, but you'd just tell me to look it up.

So, did you know the Bible says that there is no hell? I'd tell you where, but I think you should look it up.

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

God doesn't destroy Satan, he throws him into the lake of fire. Look it up.

[Dion Necurat]

Phanari

linaloki

Phanari

Omorose Panya

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

For some reason, I'm led to believe it'd be sort of like a boring orgasm that lasted forever. Unless there was some serious mind control going on, folk would get bored as s**t not sinning. I mean, damn, it must ******** blow to go to heaven after dying as a teenager. No wife, so no sex?

For eternity?
=o
=o

Well... they can still do all that stuff.

It's just not called sinning in Heaven.

wink

Sex in Heaven is QUESTIONED among most Christians. The Bible talks about us being like the angels in Heaven and therefore not bearing fruit. However, it's questioned as to whether or not SEX isn't gonna happen. After all, God mentions sex is necissary.

I'd ask where, but you'd just tell me to look it up.

So, did you know the Bible says that there is no hell? I'd tell you where, but I think you should look it up.

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

So everything will go back to a neutral state, that being, a balance between good and evil?

[Misses Brinks]

Phanari

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

All powerful, all knowing, one would think he would have already done that :0

[Omorose Panya]

Phanari

That's true, and not true. There WILL BE no Hell AFTER the Second Coming, when God destroys Satan.

...So all the people who got sent to hell... what? Just go to heaven with awesome Christians such as you and I?

Why the ******** did he create all this s**t then?!

[Mister Heat Miser]

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

Well, that depends entirely on the person.

Gee, it's good to know you have no actual argument.

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However, I fail to see how that's relevant to my initial statement about how premarital sex in Heaven would be non-existant, thus dooming you to an eternity of no sex-pleasure after I strangle you tomorrow. scream

Because you said that heaven wouldn't be fun, and tried to support the assertion with the idea that it was free of sin, jackass.

We were discussing sex on AIM.

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I WIN.

Except, no, you don't.

[Phanari]

Mister Heat Miser

Vice Admiral Romeo Mike

Drinking isn't a sin.
Getting drunk is.

Prove that you can't have fun unless you get drunk.
And prove that getting drunk is a sin.

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You're wrong.

Except, no, I'm not.

True, drinking is not a sin.

Most people say that the Bible says it is and give the example of "Water into Wine" as an example. They say that the wine Jesus made was grape juice, which is CLEARLY poppy c**k. I mean, seriously, look into biblical history and you'll see that the wine Jesus made was called "the best" wine there, and back then, wine that was the best was the strongest in taste. AKA: very alcoholic.