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It's Willard lol lol lol
why the ******** do I know this
Don't steal my thunder, I was about to say 'You guys are dumb, his name is Willard.'
Stupid a** name, if you ask me.
It makes me think of Wilbur, the pig from Charlottes Web surprised
That's actually the book we've been reading to my brother every night lately. o:
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castigat ridendo mores
Captain Niggle Wiggle
It's Willard lol lol lol
why the ******** do I know this
Don't steal my thunder, I was about to say 'You guys are dumb, his name is Willard.'
Stupid a** name, if you ask me.
It makes me think of Wilbur, the pig from Charlottes Web surprised
That's actually the book we've been reading to my brother every night lately. o:
I ******** love that story heart crying
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Captain Niggle Wiggle
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Captain Niggle Wiggle
castigat ridendo mores
Captain Niggle Wiggle
It's Willard lol lol lol
why the ******** do I know this
Don't steal my thunder, I was about to say 'You guys are dumb, his name is Willard.'
Stupid a** name, if you ask me.
It makes me think of Wilbur, the pig from Charlottes Web surprised
That's actually the book we've been reading to my brother every night lately. o:
I ******** love that story heart crying
I like it myself.
My brother seems to as well.
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romneywillwin
Mittens? More like boxing gloves.


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Boo and hiss!

Good comeback, though. xd User Image
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romneywillwin
Mittens? More like boxing gloves.


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Boo and hiss!

Good comeback, though. xd User Image

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Kevin

i watched the debate ...so i think thats his name
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ah now i googled it...where did i get kevin from? razz
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It's Willard lol lol lol
why the ******** do I know this
Don't steal my thunder, I was about to say 'You guys are dumb, his name is Willard.'
Stupid a** name, if you ask me.


It's because he was named after his dad's friend, J. Willard Marriott...you know, founder of the Marriott Hotel chain, among other businesses.
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Willard!
Read in an news article before.
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Sheepity

I was disappointed to find out his name wasn't Mittens.


You mean it isn't? Damn, I was actually convinced it was, and that he used Mitt to sound more proper.

Mittens would be such a cute name.
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It's Williard. Just another one of the random things I know.
I prefer to call him Mittens though.
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mitch... mitchel... michelle

I have no idea.
Captain Niggle Wiggle
It's Willard lol lol lol
why the ******** do I know this
Because that implies that, even though he was white, rich, and a guy growing up, he still was made fun of.

Did you know he tanned before going up to try and get the Latino vote? Another useless fact (wish I had a youtube video); did you know he's sexist? that makes him less than a man. Did you know he hasn't reported his taxes? Revenue is off the charts, could be illegal (TDK reference); that makes him less popular with the legally rich.

SO

He was white, rich, and a man; now he's an orange mutant who could lose his money any time soon and is possibly so cowardly that he may not have any testacles at all. (ALL TYPED WITHOUT SPELL-CHECK; MA WOULD BE PROUD!)

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