SALMON OF DOOM! - SEVEN YEARS STRONG, BABY!

Which of these would you make EXPLODE!?

A Cat!	0.0%	[ 0 ]
A Dog!	11.8%	[ 2 ]
A Rabbit	5.9%	[ 1 ]
A Hamster	35.3%	[ 6 ]
YOURSELF	47.1%	[ 8 ]
Total Votes:			[ 17 ]

[Neo Kojiro]

It's also a kind of dagger. This is only marginal comfort to me, since i know in my heart that the 'ch' part is, at best, a spelling deception. Like how everyone knows 'ph' is actually just 'f'. Unless it's refering to acidity, and even that's not immutable.

I'm told it also involves school equipment, but being that i'm not in school, that doesn't seem to apply.

Sienfeldenheim.

[Magentia]

I want to be in school ... but unfortunately there are no good schools in ******** Florida and ******** online school. Ugh ...

[Neo Kojiro]

Just go to a shitty school, then. Pretend like improving yourself matters and then laugh about how you're a woman and thus only good for servitude and menial chores.

Of course, you could always try and get internet famous, but you can't of been working very hard at that, since i never heard of you outside this site. What ever happened to that webcomic, anyhow?

[Magentia]

I WILL NEVER DO THE WEB COMIC. NOW THAT I HAVE COME TO TERMS WITH THE TRUTH AND HAVE ACCEPTED THAT, I CAN MOVE ON TO THE ONLY REALISTIC CONCLUSION THAT IS GUTTER SLUT. *CRY*

[Neo Kojiro]

You're not really good at that, either, 'cause i still haven't seen your titties. To say nothing of your absolute lack of any STDs whatsoever. A respectable gutter slut would at least have crabs, herpes, and the clap.

Also, here is some Slipknot, as you are clearly a teenage emo girl. Except i still haven't seen your hooters.

[Magentia]

I can be a 30 year old teenager? :D

[Neo Kojiro]

I'm pretty sure you could always be a manchild throughout history, so long as you kept a job. I mean, hell, look how many people used to have train sets and s**t.

I wanted to reference Strangers With Candy by way of a youtube link, but jesus, none of this s**t is fit to be linked. Short version is you, too, can be in your sixties, go to high school as an inside reporter, and be part of a terrible comedy series that didn't even have the few redeeming points of actual comedy which would make it half-decent, like, say, Clone High, which i never watched, or Perfect Hair Forever, which i did.

02/02 Edit: Here is a link. The level of irony in providing it is entirely unknown. Let's assume there is none at all.

[Magentia]

I kissed a girl and got herpes. emo

[Neo Kojiro]

Better than getting a restraining order, i can tell you that much.

Why is it that everytime i see a female being foul-mouthed and idiotic, i instantly think of you? At least it brought me here in a somewhat timely fashion.

4/22: I AM ALWAYS THINKING OF YOUUUUUUUU

[Magentia]

But ... I don't have short hair IRL


I have a pet snail for reals. I hope he never becomes a zombie. : (

[Neo Kojiro]

PSYCHIC TRANSMISSION RECEIVED AND PROCESSED. BEGINNING POSTING PROCEDURES.

That can be easily fixed with scissors or a sharp knife. Lots of things can be fixed that way, provided you're in a room with good drainage.

I've never seen the point of a pet that isn't fuzzy or couldn't do tricks. Might as well have a pet rock or a furby or something. Maybe a Roomba with cat ears.

[Magentia]

I love how he feels when he slides down my body, though. :/

[Neo Kojiro]

I might be more disgusted by that is not for the fact that, around the time i obtained that snail zombie link, i inadvertently caused someone to draw a picture of a**l bees. Compared to that, snails and eels and other slime fetishes are routine and bland.

[Magentia]

It's not a fetish. : ( I just like him.

Oh, and since I want to try and win mini wings, I am going to log on as much in May as I can. >O YAY FOR INCENTIVE.

[Magentia]

So do you have another job now or you still have savings to live off of?