SALMON OF DOOM! - SEVEN YEARS STRONG, BABY!

Which of these would you make EXPLODE!?

A Cat!	0.0%	[ 0 ]
A Dog!	11.8%	[ 2 ]
A Rabbit	5.9%	[ 1 ]
A Hamster	35.3%	[ 6 ]
YOURSELF	47.1%	[ 8 ]
Total Votes:			[ 17 ]

[Magentia]

Introductory

We here at Salmon Of DOOM do not under any circumstances promote or recommend the consumption of drier lint. We are not liable for any medical issues or fatalities related to the consumption of drier lint. Please handle your drier lint responsibly. Never keep the lint trap unclean for it may overheat and spark flames, causing a serious fire hazard. Your drier may not be accused of arson for it is an inanimate object.

Drier lint also makes awesome paper mache. Even then it is not to be consumed, even if it is sculpted to resemble food. In the event any person(s) have consumed your convincing paper mache food, you should call your emergency line immediately and declare said person(s) are incredibly retarded.

Thank You for your cooperation. We hope you enjoy your time here at S.O.D.
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[Magentia]

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Salmon Of DOOM!
Please make a post ... It's a win win situation if you think about it. heart

TO BE SPECIFIC: Make so much as a lame "buMp LoLz" post and you still get gold.


.. I'm a loser with no life ... humor me ... ._.

heart SEVEN YEARS STRONG, BABY! heart

There are probably older, more interesting threads out there.
However, seven is a lucky number. So taking that into consideration, maybe
by posting on this thread it will somehow make you a luckier person.

Disclaimer: The thread, Salmon of Doom has not been scientifically proven to make you luckier.
The line above is only to be used as dramatization and not to be taken literally.

THREAD EVENTS

I have no more plans for events on here because nobody gives a crap.

Congrats to all of you who did participate and grab a fraction of my vast fortune.
You have probably forgotten all the fun you had here along with this thread by now.


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[Chandra]

Salmon of doom, eh? Too bad nobody will expect them because they represent a sissy pink colour by Crayola. domokun It's all just a conspiracy to make us think you're rich. Admit it.

[Pink Monster]

killer salmon attacked me 3nodding , I still have the scar

[Chandra]

Oh yeah, and that is a really cute animation.

[TimeIess Beauty]

eek I've seen their crazy work before.

[minion002]

*rules all things 'of doom'*

[Death Snow]

i always like pms that lead to... wink

[Chandra]

If the KILLER SALMON attacked you, why aren't you dead? It would only make sense that killer salmon would do just that... kill. They aren't the "Scar-giving Salmon" or "Painful Injury Salmon" they are Killer... that is really a horrible example of false advertisement... you're lucky I won't sue.

[Magentia]

Chandra

Oh yeah, and that is a really cute animation.

Thanks! biggrin




Holy crap, people were actually posting here. o.o

[Magentia]

Daichan

eek I've seen their crazy work before.

Oh wow, I remember you. O__O;; *cackle*

[Magentia]

Now everything is tied at threeeeee .. o.o;; ..

[Magentia]

... Not anymooooooore ... o.o;;; ..

[Magentia]

PINEAPPLE! biggrin

[Magentia]

*tap-dance* biggrin