[ Poll ] Rosso's Place: The Meta-Human Hangout, Dude!

Christmas is nearly here, dudes! You been good this year?

Of course! : D		19.8%	[ 39 ]
A little bit. e we		21.3%	[ 42 ]
Not really. > .>		11.7%	[ 23 ]
I'm planning to sleighjack Santa, so... Nope. C:		11.7%	[ 23 ]
*steals Christmas* >: D		13.2%	[ 26 ]
I STILL don't celebrate Christmas, a**! D:<		7.1%	[ 14 ]
I want pickles for Christmas.		15.2%	[ 30 ]

Total Votes: 197

[Radical Fernando Rosso]

Hey, dudes and babes! I'm Fernando Rosso, and this is my hangout for all of Gaia's superheros, supervillains and everything in between! Thanks for stopping in, bro! Take off your action boots, hang up your cape and stay awhile!

Before you post, you should probably read the next few posts so you understand what you're getting yourself into. 3nodding

SOOPER SEEKRIT KON-TEST, DOOD
Woah! You found the secret, dude! This is where the thread's secret contests get announced! Remember to keep it secret, though, dude! If you mention the contest, you're disqualified from winning! Also, you can't win 1st place in the contest twice in row; that means if you won 1st place in the last contest, you can't win 1st place this one! Gotta give the less lucky dudes a shot, right?
Current Contest:
The first poster to post "Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?" on page 16201 will win 150k and two Snow Apples! 15k and one Snow Apple for second and third place winners!

[Radical Fernando Rosso]

What Is Rosso's Place?

The Chatterbox is sure a weird place these days, dude. You might have noticed people running around the CB calling themselves "superheroes" and "supervillains". Some of 'em are here to protect us, and others want to kill us! Some of 'em are just like you and me, and others have these superpowers that are real for sure strange!

It's my job to write about these guys, dude. The world needs to know about these Meta-Humans! Gaia needs to know who they are and what they can do!

Rosso's Place is a safehaven for all Meta-Humans. It's a place where they can come and just hang out, without fear of persecution from the normal humans on the outside.

If you're a person with strange powers, you're welcome here. Whether you identify yourself as a Meta-Human, or something else, whether you believe you are a hero or a villain, this is a place where you can hang!

If you're just a normal human, stopping in to see what it's all about... Watch your back, dude!

Finally, an extremely accurate warning from longtime Rosso's Place veteran, El Bats:

Warning:
Rosso's is a harsh and cruel place.
Acceptance may not be guaranteed.
Equality have no meaning here.
Literacy is strictly enforced.
Idiocracy will be shot at the head.
Rosso's have the right to bare arms.
Regulars have the taste for blood.
Disturbance with the flow will be dealt harshly.
Beware of numerous guard dogs Rosso's deploys .
Nuisance may be bum rushed or hated.
Coming within a three-foot radius may cause explosive orgasms.
Beware of regulars with rabies.

Rosso's is known to cause the followings:
Epileptic seizures, death by sonic diarrhea,
erectile dysfunction, PMS, all form of cancers,
onset of all STD's, AIDS, brain tumors,
drowsiness, upset stomach and nausea.

Rosso's Place may not be suitable for children.
Do not visit Rosso's Place if you are pregnant.
Please ask your doctor if Rosso's Place is right for you.

Brought to you by Rosso's compulsive community. :3

[Radical Fernando Rosso]

About the Thread

The original Rosso's Place was made in April of 2007 as an experimental hangout/roleplaying thread for "Chatterbox Superheroes". Two years later, it has rapidly evolved into one of Gaia's biggest and strangest roleplaying communities.

Rosso's Place is at the center of Gaia's first all-encompassing roleplaying universe. The hangout thread is located in the Chatterbox, but roleplaying extends onto every forum and thread, with actions and events occurring 24/7, 365. It's a giant action/adventure roleplay that is constantly moving forward and evolving.

The original thread (which can be found here) lasted two years, racked up almost 75,000 pages, and still maintains a powerful base of regular posters, racking up pages as quickly as 10 inside of 30 minutes. The time has come to move to a new, fresh thread for more contests and fun. We're not finished yet!

Joining In

We actively encourage roleplayers of all skill levels to join in. Roleplaying at Rosso's is as easy as creating a character identity for yourself. Maybe you're a schoolteacher from Alaska with the ability to fly. Maybe you're a cab driver from New York who can shoot fire from his eyes. The only limit is your own imagination.

You should be warned, though, that chatspeak, godmoding, powerplaying and other poor habits are not tolerated. Anyone is welcome to roleplay with us, but literacy is an absolute must. This can't be stressed enough.

And finally, remember; you don't have to be in character 100% of the time you're in the thread. Rosso's Place is as much a casual hangout as it is a roleplaying center. Feel free to have out of character conversations with others, but if another user tries to initiate roleplaying through an in character post, please try to get involved.

[Radical Fernando Rosso]

FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why are you roleplaying in the Chatterbox? Roleplaying is for Barton Town.
A: No it's not. Also, I do what I want. *z-snap* o uo

Q: Do I have to be a roleplayer to post and hang out here?
A: We accept literates of all kinds here, but the ultimate purpose is to roleplay. If you're going to post, we'd prefer that you participate in roleplaying in some form every now and then. You don't have to be in character all the time, and when you are, it doesn't have to be Shakespeare, or the next great American novel. Just have fun with it.

Q: Does my roleplaying character have to have superpowers?
A: Not at all. Batman has no superpowers, and he does just fine.

Q: I want to make a character with EVERY SUPERPOWER EVER. O WO
A: Woah! Slow your roll, there, pilgrim! This may be a Chatterbox roleplay, but even we have standards! We ask that you abide by all the standard rules of roleplaying; no godmoding, no powerplaying, no autohitting, etc. That means you probably shouldn't create a character who can "control fire, ice, water, earth, air, lightning, energy and time itself". Use common sense and play fair! Keep it fun for everyone involved!

Q: I've never roleplayed before, but I want to try my hand at it. What do I do?
A: Speak up, dude. We're not the nicest group out there, I'll tell you right now, but if you're literate and willing to learn, someone's bound to take you under their wing and teach you everything you need to know to get involved.

Q: How do I earn a title for The Hot List?
A: Perform feats of strength! Acts of glory! Comments of epic pwnage! Or PM me. o 3o

Q: Are you my mommy?
A: No. Ni is.

[Radical Fernando Rosso]

Banners
Show Rosso's Place some siggy love, dude!
So it's just webcomics that we pasted our heads in. So what? > w>

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[Radical Fernando Rosso]

The Hot List
Awesome people that have gone above and beyond the duties of a regular poster!


Official Mascot
Afromus Prime



Second in Command, Moderator
Atrus


Grand High Poohbah
`Sharpie Flavored Wrist


Official Megalomaniac and GTFO Proclaimer
Sir Jing


Official Boob Guru
Yin Yun Yang


Official Booty Guru and Best Brawler
Iron Cathedral


Official Judge Dredd and Douchebag
Frost Silvertongue


Official Tree
Talouse


Official Funky White Boy
Leafe


Officially GAR
Arcanjelo Galluci


Official Puppycat of Rosso's
Conenz


Official Queen of Cake
Milky Teeth


Mother to All and ********]
She Is Called Ni


Official Impaler
XXI - Cliff Thurst


King of the Frozen Tuna of Doom
Atrus


Old Dragon Guard Cane Master Lady
Devon Doomsday


Best Dressed of Rosso's
The Master of Dragons


Official Vampyre
Drei Harte


Grand Führer Grammar Nazi (sept wehn im drunk loolol)
Lunaris Veniti


Official God-Emperor of Mankind
Tiny5th


Official Punching Bag
LabTech Campas


Official Mystic Sheep
omega neruriod


Official Nommer
Violent Poet


Official Pinup Girl
Pinwheels & Needles


Resident Zombie
Zomb-Boy


Official Instigator of Awkwardly Sexual Topics
Queenie Hartigan


Official Hater of Official Titles
The WTF Ninja


Official Queen of Rosso's
Nixi Tani


Official Sentry Gun
The Wannabe


Official Stockboy
l Captainman l


Official Rodent Sammich Master
Yoranth Cadogan


Official Hairy Italian b*****d
[Raid]


Official Otaku
G-Gage


Resident Monster
Ajax Feralfang


Official Cuddly Submissive b***h
Rathlarias


Official Hipster
z_Z Slash Z_z


Official Jingle Bell Master of the Season
The Omega Rising


Official Holder of No Rosso's Official Title
Mir



Bannedinated
Sucky users who did something against the rules, or just plain pissed us off. D:<

Lol Auron

[Radical Fernando Rosso]

Gaming Directory
Lots of regulars are pretty into videogames, dude. Check with this handy dandy list to see who's got what!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
Gaia Name: Seiune the Red Returns
Brawl Name: Red
Friend Code: 1246-8384-3956
Uses: Mario (Main), Fox (Secondary), Luigi, Pit, Kirby, Samus (For Fun)

Gaia Name: The Master of Dragons
Brawl Name: MoD
Friend Code: 5370-0118-0458
Uses: Sheik, Wolf, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Pokemon Trainer, Bowser

Gaia Name: Iron Cathedral
Brawl Name: IRON
Friend Code: 0216-0495-4548
Uses: Donkey Kong, Sonic, Lucario.


Gaia Name: Zetsubo-Chan
Brawl Name: Zetsu
Friend Code: 0560-0843-1446
Uses: Sonic, Peach, Zelda, Wolf, and Ness.

Gaia Name: Atrus
Brawl Name: Atty
Friend Code: 3566-6875-8475
Uses: Pikachu, Rob, Lucario, Mr. Gameandwatch, Snake

Street Fighter IV (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: Seiune the Red Returns
Gamertag: Kung Spoon
Uses: Gen (Main), Ryu (For Fun)

Gears of War/2 (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: Sir Jing
Gamertag: Sir Jing

Gaia Name: The Dreamboat
Gamertag: Hardees XD

Gaia Name: Atrus
Gamertag: Attykins

Gaia Name: Dr Cardiac
Gamertag: AggressiveMonky

Grand Theft Auto IV (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: Seiune the Red Returns
Gamertag: Kung Spoon

Gaia Name: Sir Jing
Gamertag: Sir Jing

Gaia Name: The Dreamboat
Gamertag: Hardees XD

Gaia Name: Dr Cardiac
Gamertag: AggressiveMonky

Call of Duty 4/5 (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: Sir Jing
Gamertag: Sir Jing

Gaia Name: The Dreamboat
Gamertag: Hardees XD

Gaia Name: XXI - Cliff Thurst
Gamertag: CliffxThurst

Halo 3 (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: Sir Jing
Gamertag: Sir Jing

Gaia Name: The Dreamboat
Gamertag: Hardees XD

Gaia Name: Seiune the Red Returns
Gamertag: Kung Spoon

Gaia Name: Atrus
Gamertag: Attykins

Gaia Name: Dr Cardiac
Gamertag: AggressiveMonky

Gaia Name: Ajax Feralfang
Gamertag: Roger Stuwalley

Marvel vs Capcom 2 (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: Sir Jing
Gamertag: Sir Jing

Gaia Name: The Dreamboat
Gamertag: Hardees XD

Gaia Name: Seiune the Red Returns
Gamertag: Kung Spoon

Gaia Name: Atrus
Gamertag: Attykins

The Orange Box (Team Fortress 2) (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: XXI - Cliff Thurst
Gamertag: CliffxThurst

Gaia Name: Ajax Feralfang
Gamertag: Roger Stuwalley

Rainbow Six: Vegas 1/2 (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: XXI - Cliff Thurst
Gamertag: CliffxThurst

Halo 3: ODST (Xbox 360)
Gaia Name: XXI - Cliff Thurst
Gamertag: CliffxThurst

Gaia Name: Dr Cardiac
Gamertag: AggressiveMonky

[Radical Fernando Rosso]

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[Radical Fernando Rosso]

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[The WTF Ninja]

lol hay guiz am i too late?