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Post: 79507729_46 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 09:57:26 +0000
Posted: Tue, 01 May 2012 09:57:26 +0000

My room mate invented the funniest pick-up line ever, in my opinion:

"I'm no ornithologist, but I know a great pair of tits when I seem them."

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Post: 79507729_47 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 10:21:57 +0000
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Here's one I came up with when I was like 13:
"I have something for you."
(She asks what it is)
"A boner."

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Post: 79507729_48 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 10:28:33 +0000
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Somebody better call heaven because it's gonna take a miracle to cure these herpes

OR

Somebody better call heaven because a hottie's gonna end up their tonight [stare]

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Post: 79507729_49 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 16:59:23 +0000
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Is that a mirror in your pants?
I can see myself in them.

Hey baby, wanna meet your digidestiny? I'll be sure to armor digivolve my Penismon into Condommon so my Spermmon doesn't DNA digivolve into Fetusmon.

Yeah, that douchenozzle was on the entire time.

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Post: 79507729_50 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 21:02:32 +0000
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Somebody better call heaven because a hottie's gonna end up their tonight [stare]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Post: 79507729_51 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 21:19:38 +0000
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house

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Post: 79507729_52 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 22:52:04 +0000
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house

Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

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Post: 79507729_53 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 22:55:38 +0000
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house

Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

Who needs snacks when you have dust bunnies from under the couch?

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Post: 79507729_54 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 23:01:43 +0000
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house

Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

Who needs snacks when you have dust bunnies from under the couch?

Who needs to eat?

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Post: 79507729_55 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 23:03:38 +0000
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house

Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

Who needs snacks when you have dust bunnies from under the couch?

Who needs to eat?

I sustain myself solely on the knowledge that there are people in this world who are suffering.

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Post: 79507729_56 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 23:07:51 +0000
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house

Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

Who needs snacks when you have dust bunnies from under the couch?

Who needs to eat?

I sustain myself solely on the knowledge that there are people in this world who are suffering.

Damn, you must never go hungry!

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Post: 79507729_57 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 23:17:30 +0000
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is over. You missed out. Especially you, Dan, since you missed an opportunity to make a request. And Cam missed out on quality late-60's folk.

I have a decent excuse, a friend of a friend just up and dropped like, at least an ounce'n'a'half of solid green in my hands, no ******** charge, and needed to go be a Musketeer and share my newfound wealth with my friends.

Whens your next show brosef, I'll tune in again.

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Post: 79507729_58 created on Tue, 01 May 2012 23:38:48 +0000
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is over. You missed out. Especially you, Dan, since you missed an opportunity to make a request. And Cam missed out on quality late-60's folk.

Potentially next week, but I'm not sure. The semester's over, and I don't plan on doing a summer show, so I might not be on again until the fall.

Also mad jelly.