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My room mate invented the funniest pick-up line ever, in my opinion:

"I'm no ornithologist, but I know a great pair of tits when I seem them."
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Here's one I came up with when I was like 13:
"I have something for you."
(She asks what it is)
"A boner."
Somebody better call heaven because it's gonna take a miracle to cure these herpes

OR

Somebody better call heaven because a hottie's gonna end up their tonight [stare]
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Is that a mirror in your pants?
I can see myself in them.

Hey baby, wanna meet your digidestiny? I'll be sure to armor digivolve my Penismon into Condommon so my Spermmon doesn't DNA digivolve into Fetusmon.




Yeah, that douchenozzle was on the entire time.
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Somebody better call heaven because a hottie's gonna end up their tonight [stare]


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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house


Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.
Skyway Corsair
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house


Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

Who needs snacks when you have dust bunnies from under the couch?
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Skyway Corsair
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house


Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

Who needs snacks when you have dust bunnies from under the couch?


Who needs to eat?
Skyway Corsair
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Skyway Corsair
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house


Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

Who needs snacks when you have dust bunnies from under the couch?


Who needs to eat?

I sustain myself solely on the knowledge that there are people in this world who are suffering.
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Skyway Corsair
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guys i just want to thank you for confirming that i am right to never leave my house


Leaving the house is necessary to acquire snacks.

Otherwise ******** it.

Who needs snacks when you have dust bunnies from under the couch?


Who needs to eat?

I sustain myself solely on the knowledge that there are people in this world who are suffering.


Damn, you must never go hungry!
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Magical Shoujo

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is over. You missed out. Especially you, Dan, since you missed an opportunity to make a request. And Cam missed out on quality late-60's folk.
I have a decent excuse, a friend of a friend just up and dropped like, at least an ounce'n'a'half of solid green in my hands, no ******** charge, and needed to go be a Musketeer and share my newfound wealth with my friends.

Whens your next show brosef, I'll tune in again.
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is over. You missed out. Especially you, Dan, since you missed an opportunity to make a request. And Cam missed out on quality late-60's folk.
I have a decent excuse, a friend of a friend just up and dropped like, at least an ounce'n'a'half of solid green in my hands, no ******** charge, and needed to go be a Musketeer and share my newfound wealth with my friends.

Whens your next show brosef, I'll tune in again.

Potentially next week, but I'm not sure. The semester's over, and I don't plan on doing a summer show, so I might not be on again until the fall.

Also mad jelly.
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Magical Shoujo

Well, hopefully next week I will tune in then. If not then fall 3nodding
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I sustain myself solely on knowledge
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