The Matt In The Hat
-Your Cousin-
The Matt In The Hat
-Your Cousin-
The Matt In The Hat
-Your Cousin-
well if you count being famous with kids under 3 ft tall then yes
other than that no
That's when you know the world's ******** up.
Oh well, a midget fanclub is better then none I suppose.
Or maybe not, I have my share of small children fangirling over me, I usually send them off to do dangerous things so they don't bother me at a later date.
I love my midget fan club
I'm pursuing to be a preschool teacher
so my fan club will only grow
but yes I know the world i ******** up
I miss walking around my dinky little town of 600 people wearing that...
I'm afraid to now in a town as big as the one i live in now
though i might wear it to the Renaissance festival just for shits and giggles
Damn, I could never stand something like that.
Then again, I'd probably be a pretty bad influence too.
Small towns are the best.
Moved 11 times, I've seen em all
mad
I can see the headlines: "Army of Preschoolers marches on D.C.; Obama defeats them with his karate skillz"
Never been to a renaissance festival, seems pretty cool.
Can't see myself taking it seriously though.
Can't see myself taking anything srs.
oh I never take it seriously
they have the best entertainment though
and the foooodd
oh the foooooooood
you need like 200 dollars just for food
cuz it's so good and you just want to eat so much
Renaissance food?
Like what, roast pheasant n shizz?
And you should go to a Brasilian restaurant, Churrasco is the best evar.
(Portugese barbecue basically)
Think I saw something sorta like that at a college I was visiting,
some people were dueling with swords, it was pretty badass.
no they have cream of chicken and wild rice soup in a bread bowl
roasted turkey legs
and like damn near every food you can think of
even pizza
cuz they are slacking these years.
I'm going to the feast of fantasy this year and they are having roasted duck and mashed tatoes and all that good s**t
and two hours of entertainment!