I wanna job emotion_awesome
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You get hired at a bar! at a fancy high end steam-punk bar. It pays well, but the bar is mostly visited by butch lesbian women that hit on you all the time.
You've been hired by Nasa as a Test dummy for a new rocket. You are being launched into the sky testing the mini rocket they have designed. The rocket launches into the air 5 feet and tips over.
You've been hired by an old man on the streets while you were walking home from school, He ask you are you into him, and reply no, and suddenly get bagged by him in his van and drove off.
im not sure thats exactly how it would play out but old men do seem 2 like me
You've been hired by Nasa as a Test dummy for a new rocket. You are being launched into the sky testing the mini rocket they have designed. The rocket launches into the air 5 feet and tips over.
You have been hired by a famous movie director to start in a new Alice in wonderland movie remake horror edition. Everytime you make a mistake the movie director gets behind you and manually shows you how to do it. (He has a boner everytime.)
My Banner Shop isn't taking flight and you think I can get a job? What are you crazy?
You have been hired at a butchery, your boss seems a bit stingy and you realize day by day your family members are dissapearing, You go back to ask your boss about something and see parts of your family hanging from hooks in the cold room.
I wanna job emotion_awesome
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You get hired at a bar! at a fancy high end steam-punk bar. It pays well, but the bar is mostly visited by butch lesbian women that hit on you all the time.
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Oh, well the last part is a bit unfortunate.
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She already works the pole. What more do you want her to do?
You work at a drive through Mcdonald restaurant, you ignore everyone orders because you are listening to music holding off many cars a day, you instagram all the food at your work, and you are fire the next day.