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[kumanko]

i have this irrational fear like if i take my piercing out for longer than ten minutes it will seal up immediately
i feel like i need to give my tongue a break for a second tho

[L]

now im watching a documentary about people who have weird hobbies which takes over their life so they spend all their time doing it or obsessing about it

uh

[L]

bahaha mine fell out once and i didn't have a spare one and the piercing place wouldnt be open until after 2 days
i had to repierce it and it hurt so bad

never again

[Candy Cadaver]

.-.

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$22k on piercings so far

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[kumanko]

nooooo

[kumanko]

I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT OUT OH MY GOD
i'm typing this with my idiot tongue out because this s**t is so stuck omg
just
get off what the ********

[kumanko]

ok i got it
so now my next question is
why does it always smell like butthole
i brush my tongue and teeth every day but no matter what it's like i have a tiny a*****e in my mouth

[kumanko]

gross bacteria get out

[L]

omg cat
if its bum licking time you arent sitting next to me
go awey

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YEAH GO SIT AROUDN THE CORNER
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING

[Candy Cadaver]

.-.

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