LEAVING: GUITAR OF DEMONA+MORE{details inside}

[Chips and Freedom]

KEEP IN MIND: I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS EITHER 12 OR 13. THEN REWROTE IT WHEN I WAS 14 OR 15.

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Beatlerella
Chapter 1 - I Don't Wanna Be A Woman, Baby, I Wanna Be A Man.

Every Friday night, The Beatles made a point to get themselves as drunk as humanely possible. Well, they didn't exactly make a point of it, it just sort of, happened. They'd decide to get together at whoever's place was most convenient, bring along the booze and drink it. Tada - instant hilarity (and massive hangovers the morning after).

This particular Friday it was at John's place, and Paul and George had rifled through Cynthia's drawers and placed her underwear on John and Ringo's heads. They were way too drunk to actually pull them off, but John did manage to grab hold of Paul and rip his shirt open, pulling off three of the buttons. George was hiding under the table, giggling, while Ringo started pulling books out of the bookshelves and reading random sentences out of them in a most drunken state.

It was that way in which he got hold of a Cinderella story book belonging to Julian (he wasn’t in the house by the way, this is what I meant by CONVENIENT). Ringo chucked it at John, who was watching George wrestling Paul on the floor.

POSTING IN 200 WORD SEGMENTS BECAUSE I CAN

[Orixu Vortex]

Thank you for the tokens

@bleed: they put them up for sale before they were soulbound but no one can buy them, try buying one

[Lady Blackbush]

[ Toxic Chocolate ]

Lil Juggla

Pick any item under 4k. Or choose 4k itself.

O_O

Thank you! But.. I have no idea what to choose. Will you pick something for me?

[Orixu Vortex]

The item is stuck with us -.-

[hotwheels96]

bump heart heart heart heart heart

[Cyclonial]

Ahoy! I shall unleash the bump to this thread!

FEAR ME!

Dun dun dun..

[Christmas Gifting Kitty]

[ Toxic Chocolate ]

Lady_Marina

Toxic Chocolate

Lady_Marina

Mmmm....

Is it odd I like that crazy british show of the two cleaning ladies?

o_O

....they amuse me.

xD

If that's the one I think of, with the fluffy gloves, no, not at all. :'D

Lil Juggla: Are you tripping out a little there?

YES HAT IS THE EXACT ONE.

='D

I thought I was crazy <3

I LIKE THAT SHOW


my_eyes_bleed: Join the party, loosen up.


Orixu Vortex: I keep getting green goo, or at least, I did the last time I dressed up.

Where is the booze? xD

@ Vortex
Same here about zOMG, I managed to get to the ruins before mt computer said no, that was a week before they spellbound the rings, so I got to sell my CL 8 rings lol
Also, I cant be bothered trying to buy them but, thanks for the explanation, I was a little confused xD

[None_taken79]

Chips and Freedom

KEEP IN MIND: I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS EITHER 12 OR 13. THEN REWROTE IT WHEN I WAS 14 OR 15.

Quote:

Beatlerella
Chapter 1 - I Don't Wanna Be A Woman, Baby, I Wanna Be A Man.

Every Friday night, The Beatles made a point to get themselves as drunk as humanely possible. Well, they didn't exactly make a point of it, it just sort of, happened. They'd decide to get together at whoever's place was most convenient, bring along the booze and drink it. Tada - instant hilarity (and massive hangovers the morning after).

This particular Friday it was at John's place, and Paul and George had rifled through Cynthia's drawers and placed her underwear on John and Ringo's heads. They were way too drunk to actually pull them off, but John did manage to grab hold of Paul and rip his shirt open, pulling off three of the buttons. George was hiding under the table, giggling, while Ringo started pulling books out of the bookshelves and reading random sentences out of them in a most drunken state.

It was that way in which he got hold of a Cinderella story book belonging to Julian (he wasn’t in the house by the way, this is what I meant by CONVENIENT). Ringo chucked it at John, who was watching George wrestling Paul on the floor.

POSTING IN 200 WORD SEGMENTS BECAUSE I CAN

rofl More please

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Chips and Freedom: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Chips and Freedom]

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John grinned widely and opened up the book, preparing to read. Ringo turned up the radio and started dancing. Meanwhile, Paul lay on the floor, panting loudly while pouring beer onto his chest, as it seemed he could no longer remember where his mouth was. George peeled off his beer-soaked shirt.

"ONCE, and Ringo, I said ONCE upon a time," John yelled to be heard over the pulsating music. "There was a girl named Cinderella," he went on, dribbling beer heavily.

"Isn't that a beautiful name, Cinderella. Cinderella, Cinderella, CINDERELLA," Paul shouted in George's ear, spraying him with beer.

"The stepmother-whoops, missed a sentence. She lived with her stepmother," continued John loudly, squinting at the words.

"Put ya spectacles on, Lennon!" yelled Paul from the floor.

"I don’t know where they are," John told him, grabbing his arm and pulling Paul upwards straight into his arms.

"Gimme that book," slurred George, now wearing one of Cynthia's bras. Grabbing Cinderella from the floor, where John had left it after starting to waltz with Paul, George continued, "I can read faster than you. The-stepmother-did-not-like-Cinderella-she-made-her-work-very-hard-every-day-"

"Slow down," drooled Ringo. Beer was dripping from the corner of his mouth.

They carried on like this until the wee hours of the morning. They fell asleep in a pile in the floor. John and Ringo with underwear on their heads, Paul with no shirt on and George wearing a brassire.

[hotwheels96]

bump heart heart heart heart

[Lady Blackbush]

Speaking of Beatles, I still listen to them.. sweatdrop

[Orixu Vortex]

Mmmmm I am boycotting the sashes until they release the soulbound, I refuse to wear mine.

[Orixu Vortex]

I've been boycotting the sashes since they came out xD

[Chips and Freedom]

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The next morning, Paul rolled over and fell out of bed.

He swore loudly, and yawned twice as loudly, saying "I may have been drunk, but I know I feel asleep on the floor. Maybe the others dragged me over to the bedroom."

But when he looked around, he was not in any ordinary bedroom. There was a posh golden mirror in one corner, fancy wallpaper and a four-poster bed behind him, which he had just fallen from.

"John must be having renovations or something," Paul said, stretching. Then he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror.

He nearly fainted. What he saw in the mirror was simply unwearable. Not Paul McCartney-like at all. He was wearing a blue sort of coat with a fancy sort of vest and a sort of scarf sort of thing with a furry thing at the end. He was wearing three-quarter sort of pants and…white stockings? White stockings? No. He looked down. He was wearing funny shoes with golden buckle things on them. They were blue. He took a quick look at himself again. His outfit was full of things.

Paul sniffed himself hesitantly. Not a bit like beer, more like...cologne? He checked his underpants. HE WASN'T WEARING ANY. (The HORROR, THE HORROR!)