Ladies, I beg of you to STOP ASSUMING I'M ALL STRAIGHT!

[The Choco Panda]

Tell her you got kicked out of school because you were caught doing drugs. Then tell her that you got a girl pregnant. Tell her you've been pulled over for a DUI in the last week. Once she freaks out, tell her you were lying and that you're actually just gay.



mad

[AndAllTheCyanideYouDrank]

Huh.
confused

[Red_Gentleman]

I can't get kicked out of school because she's the principal.

[Agent Azure]

We should make out. That should tell her.

[Miss PrettyBoy]

I accept your preferences. c:

Then again, I wish I was male due to my belief that women are horrible, disgusting creatures.

[The Choco Panda]

Red_Gentleman

I can't get kicked out of school because she's the principal.

Phuuuuck.

Well, just make up a bunch of crap. Parent's worst nightmare kind of stuff.
Then drop the G-bomb.

[Red_Gentleman]

El Hombre Siniestro

We should make out. That should tell her.

*cough cough* Hmm? O_o On task, hello?

[Vqz]

Run away. Problem solved.

♥
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
♥

[SleepIsMyDrug]

Red_Gentleman

I swear to God, it is driving me insane. That's not to say I dislike women, certainly not! I love women, it's just lately I've found I prefer my own gender. ( I say this based on the mature content of my most recent fantasies.) Oh, God, why does everyone automatically assume everyone's straight unless their username or some other s**t provides information otherwise?

But how now to tell my parents? My mother hates gay. I mean, she doesn't despise feminine guys but the...men sleeping with other men...part...not that I have! But...I sound like an idiot. stare I beg of you to help me.

If it helps I think your user name is gay.

And if your parents don't like that your gay to hell with them.

[Monk65]

You know what I did?
Told my mom everyone keeps saying I'm gay and they keep annoying me about it, but I think it's quite entertaining.
Most mothers think that's quite entertaining even if they are those who hate gays.
Then keep joking about the fact you're gay when ever you can without full-on coming out.
Like I always say to my mom when she asks me what my girlfriends and I are going to do when we hang out,
"Oh, nothing much. We're just going to invite over a bunch of our friends and have a mad lesbian orgy."
OR "Oh, the usual. You know, we're gonna go out and get drunk, do a few drugs, oh, and then ******** each other silly of course."
Just make sure you say it in a beautifully sarcasticly serious voice.
It'll make her more open to it when you offically do come out.

RIDICULOUS HALF-TRUTHS MIXED WITH SARCASM IS THE WAY TO GO.

[Red_Gentleman]

I can't do anything about my parents. They're so dominating, as though I were still a child. They irritate me to no end.

That was good, thank you.

[The Choco Panda]

Do you really even need to tell your mum that you're gay?
Just start dating a guy and let her figure it out for herself.
Being gay is really common nowadays. I swear it's as common as being straight.
I never went up and was all "Mum...I'm straight." Gays shouldn't have to either.

[Red_Gentleman]

Maybe I shouldn't tell her. Let her die with ignorance of my orientation.

[fuxnix]

Who cares? Your parents should love you for who you are, and if they can't then they've got a problem. It's not you.
If I were in your place, I'd just tell them.

Devils advocate side: They're responsible for spawning you so it has to be partly their fault if you go 'wrong' or whatever they want to think is 'wrong'.


I have this same problem with my friends parents. They're freaking religious hypocrites XD

[The Choco Panda]

Red_Gentleman

Maybe I shouldn't tell her. Let her die with ignorance of my orientation.

Yes. Let her be ignorant or figure it out for herself.