Yay! Time for my Twilight Sucks for Legitimate Reasons rant. :3
Okay. So. Lets start with, Twilight. The bane of all fangirl wrath. So. Bella is this Mary Sue of a girl who moves from one hot place to a very dense, foresty town named Forks. She goes to school, and guess what happens because she's the Mary Sue of the book? Every single guy in the school has thoughts about getting her into their bed. So she goes to her classes thinking, 'This is a drag' then she meets our hunky masochist, Edward. He seems to hate her because it takes everything he has not to chomp down on her neck in the middle of class and drain her lifeless. One, how is that romantic? Two. Lets move on. So she thinks he's totally rude but then he starts talking to her when he finally came back to school. She falls for him, but this isn't painfully obvious until the trip to Port Angeles. So Bella goes shopping with her friends in which she decides to visit a bookstore and meet her friends later. Luckily, she gets lost and almost gets gang banged until, once again, Edward shows up; dazzles everyone then takes her home. which get's Bella suspicious ever since Jacob, Childhood friend and shape shifter extraordinaire, told her about the pale skins or the cold ones, whatever. She looks it up and finds out he's a vampire. They begin dating and get attacked mid-baseball game by, once again, Vampires who just want to eat her. Through a s**t load of trickery, mostly stopped by Edward because Bella has no brain, she is captured and has to be saved. Telling her mother, since she's a klutz; Oh how cute, that she fell down a stair case and out an open window which just happened to be placed at the bottom by some stupid architect. Although they thought they had been rid of the Vampires there was one that was seeking revenge because they killed her lover.
If you read all that, and you wish for me to give a basic summary of New Moon, please ask.
Edit:: Did I mention, He sparkles? Which he finds terrifying?