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Post: 2908476_1 created on Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:48 amPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:48 am
Hey people! Haha the first thread I start and it could get me banned sweatdrop BUT! There are RULES people!


Utsukushii Tsumi
1)This thread is meant to be a hangout. Hence, it is a nice thread. Everybody is entitled to their own opinions. But, seriously, dont be jerks about your opinion! I will do as i can to throw evil people out.

2) While we are all pervs ^_^b please dont cyber, follow mod rules.

3) Don't post pics of anything nasty, and don't talk about sex/cybering/anything against mod rules. lol though this thread is pushin it... whee

4) If you feel the need to... um... "practice what ye preach..." while on this thread, the rest of us really don't need to hear about it. If you really want to tell us that.... dont anyways. ::kick::

5) DONT' ADVERTISE ANTYHING! Don't advertise yourself in any way, ESPECIALLY if its sexual. I mean seriously people, youre online, if you have to have sex on this forum you RP way too much, get yourself outside. While the light of the sun is blinding and it may burn, what doesnt kill ya is healthy for ya. ^_^

6) Yes, as much as we hate mods, we must obey their rules. So obey em.

7) Flaming sucks. So do those who flame. Seriously, flamers should die. Please, don't come into this thread, we hate you. (and this has come up before, as some people are n00bs and not used to Gaia lingo: a flamer is not someone who's homosexual, i have no issues with them. a flamer is someone who posts on threads just to piss people off. which is annoying. 3nodding )

8 ) DONT ASK FOR STUFF! IT'S VERY, VERY ANNOYING. POST ACTUAL STUFF LIKE NORMAL GAIANS IF YOU NEED MONEY.

9) I doubt the mods would allow a masturbation guild. Don't try.

10) This is meant just to be a highly amusing pervertedly clean thread. ^_^ Treat it as such (!), and take and give all things in good humor.

11) Anyone who comes into my thread has the opportunity to be a regular, and regulars are entitled to more (which may, in fact, be news to the regulars >.> ). To be a reg, you must do two things. First, come to my thread often. Second, be nice. ^_^

12) If you don't know what masturbation is, then why are you here?. Seriously, if you dont know what it is, you people need to discover this for yourself instinctually. Give it time, be a kid! Otherwise you'll get confused and probably obey bad advice. Not good, not good at all. (This is for all those 10-year-olds who thought it was cool to get a profile)

13) People, dont hook up in this thread. do you realize how dangerous that is? I mean,someone may *say* they're just a sweet and endearing kid, but they could be a 43-year-old ***** or rapist. C'mon kiddies, ^_^ be safe now.

14) None of you are advertisers for a porn company, don't post links or my regs will be irritated and kill you with much, much glee. after checking out the site... ::cough cough:: I mean... <_< >_> O_O ^_^;; besides, against mod rules.

15) WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOUR FETISHES! Another point: This isn't a forum to discuss technique (or, at least, it didn't begin as one; my regs have basically taken over what's discussed 3nodding )

16) Bumping is appreciated, but you won't get money from me. Also, to bump, just say "bump" ONCE! As long as its one line and has spaces between the "bump"s, sure however many, but don't have 20 lines of "bump bump bump..." It gets old.


Yus. That is all. 3nodding

Yay for coming to this thread! I hope, if youre nice, that I can see you often on here.
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Have fun people! I know I will.
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Muaha. I own a thread, fear me. ^_^
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Post: 2908476_2 created on Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:50 amPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:50 am
 
Utsukushii Tsumi
be our affiliate! But naturally, to first be my affiliate, you have to be a reg in my thread. no begging now, its useless. ^_^
To become an affiliate, you essentially will have to ask one of the regs about how to link a graphic to this thread, and if they have any graphics available. 3nodding

     
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(behold, the last post on the first page. ::gasp:: )
 
     

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