Is anyone a Pastafarian?

[Akhenaton of man]

Cyrus the Elder

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Cyrus the Elder

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Cyrus the Elder

Ugh, not this bullcrap again.

Look, kid, this may seem like a brilliant funny thing to you, but it's not. It was a good one-off joke at the start used to do some good, mainly challenge the teaching of Creationism in public schools. But really, crap like this has gotten it to the level of "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." It's a poor old joke that's been stretched too far and really just wants to bloody die. Why you "Pastafarians" must exhume its poor corpse once every week or so to parade it around instead of letting the poor thing rest in peace is entirely beyond me and my grasp of humour.

Also, this thread is against the rules as it doesn't have any real discussion value given in the OP whatsoever.

Why should it die? There may not be a humor factor in it, but it's pretty damn cool.

Not really, no, it's trying too hard to be cool, and jumped the shark with the whole ninja/pirate thing. And pizza is far superior to pasta anyway.

Sorry Mr. Buzzkill. If it were not cool, then these people would not have boasted about him.

And if he was cool, then I wouldn't have degraded him.

You didn't degrade him and even if you did, the cool aren't immune to degradation. Certainly the FSM is cooler than you.

[washu_2004]

SillyStringViolence

Whatever. I quit. People obviously have nothing better to do on the internet than to play Satan's Advocate.

I hope you're proud.

Well it passes the time.