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Have any of you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?


 
     
 
First of all, M&R isn't a place for chillout threads.

Secondly, if you would have looked a little harder before posting, you would have noticed that there is already a thread about Pastafarianism on page two. And there is probably another thread about it on page four, five, seven, eleven, and a bunch more before that. Why do you pastafarians like gloating so much..?
     
I once thought that there were some statements that were so crazy that no person would ever make, but then I got introduced to philosophers.
Ugh, not this bullcrap again.

Look, kid, this may seem like a brilliant funny thing to you, but it's not. It was a good one-off joke at the start used to do some good, mainly challenge the teaching of Creationism in public schools. But really, crap like this has gotten it to the level of "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." It's a poor old joke that's been stretched too far and really just wants to bloody die. Why you "Pastafarians" must exhume its poor corpse once every week or so to parade it around instead of letting the poor thing rest in peace is entirely beyond me and my grasp of humour.

Also, this thread is against the rules as it doesn't have any real discussion value given in the OP whatsoever.
 
     
 
MisterSam
Why do you pastafarians like gloating so much..?

I'm gonna dig up my gospel of the FSM on this.
I'm pretty much sure that this thread and all threads like it are in violation of the ten things the FSM would prefer people not to do.
     
Mental Reservation.

Remember and Tell.

Don't know what I mean, PM me and ask.
CuAnnan
MisterSam
Why do you pastafarians like gloating so much..?

I'm gonna dig up my gospel of the FSM on this.
I'm pretty much sure that this thread and all threads like it are in violation of the ten things the FSM would prefer people not to do.


Have you found teh missing two!?!?!
 
     


As of 6/22/09 I am living life as a monk in the Gaudiya Vaisnava tradition, and as such, my replies and frequency online shall be greatly diminished
 
Cyrus the Elder
Ugh, not this bullcrap again.

Look, kid, this may seem like a brilliant funny thing to you, but it's not. It was a good one-off joke at the start used to do some good, mainly challenge the teaching of Creationism in public schools. But really, crap like this has gotten it to the level of "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." It's a poor old joke that's been stretched too far and really just wants to bloody die. Why you "Pastafarians" must exhume its poor corpse once every week or so to parade it around instead of letting the poor thing rest in peace is entirely beyond me and my grasp of humour.

Also, this thread is against the rules as it doesn't have any real discussion value given in the OP whatsoever.

Why should it die? There may not be a humor factor in it, but it's pretty damn cool.
     
Akhenaton of man
Cyrus the Elder
Ugh, not this bullcrap again.

Look, kid, this may seem like a brilliant funny thing to you, but it's not. It was a good one-off joke at the start used to do some good, mainly challenge the teaching of Creationism in public schools. But really, crap like this has gotten it to the level of "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." It's a poor old joke that's been stretched too far and really just wants to bloody die. Why you "Pastafarians" must exhume its poor corpse once every week or so to parade it around instead of letting the poor thing rest in peace is entirely beyond me and my grasp of humour.

Also, this thread is against the rules as it doesn't have any real discussion value given in the OP whatsoever.

Why should it die? There may not be a humor factor in it, but it's pretty damn cool.


Not really, no, it's trying too hard to be cool, and jumped the shark with the whole ninja/pirate thing. And pizza is far superior to pasta anyway.
 
     
 
CuAnnan
MisterSam
Why do you pastafarians like gloating so much..?

I'm gonna dig up my gospel of the FSM on this.
I'm pretty much sure that this thread and all threads like it are in violation of the ten things the FSM would prefer people not to do.


7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
     
Cyrus the Elder
Akhenaton of man
Cyrus the Elder
Ugh, not this bullcrap again.

Look, kid, this may seem like a brilliant funny thing to you, but it's not. It was a good one-off joke at the start used to do some good, mainly challenge the teaching of Creationism in public schools. But really, crap like this has gotten it to the level of "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." It's a poor old joke that's been stretched too far and really just wants to bloody die. Why you "Pastafarians" must exhume its poor corpse once every week or so to parade it around instead of letting the poor thing rest in peace is entirely beyond me and my grasp of humour.

Also, this thread is against the rules as it doesn't have any real discussion value given in the OP whatsoever.

Why should it die? There may not be a humor factor in it, but it's pretty damn cool.


Not really, no, it's trying too hard to be cool, and jumped the shark with the whole ninja/pirate thing. And pizza is far superior to pasta anyway.

Sorry Mr. Buzzkill. If it were not cool, then these people would not have boasted about him.
 
     

238 people (That I know of) have commented me about my signature.

The Hypnotoad demands that you give Akhenaton of Man gold.
 
Akhenaton of man
CuAnnan
MisterSam
Why do you pastafarians like gloating so much..?

I'm gonna dig up my gospel of the FSM on this.
I'm pretty much sure that this thread and all threads like it are in violation of the ten things the FSM would prefer people not to do.


7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?


Lulz

Maybe if the pastafarians posted these ten things, then the threads would have more merit.
     
"All who fall short the glory of God will never see him in his kingdom."

"Go burn as I laugh my a** off"

"He told me to love thy neighbor, but he certainly didn't say I had to like the p***k and his dog."



Excuse me, I do NOT believe that I said, "Hey, who wants to be a total douchebag and ruin people's fun by being a total idiot?"

You're on fricken' GAIA. There's a LLAMA EMOTICON. If someone can't be childish here, where CAN they be? Don't try to be 'mature.' You just look like an a*****e.

You guys are the ones who were SO eager to click on the link. You didn't have to. You could have been on your merry way. But YOU GUYS decided to stop and harrass ME, someone who maybe gets her shits and giggles from a glob of spaghetti. Go somewhere else. I don't want you here.


 
     

la fin // the end.
 
Akhenaton of man
Cyrus the Elder
Akhenaton of man
Cyrus the Elder
Ugh, not this bullcrap again.

Look, kid, this may seem like a brilliant funny thing to you, but it's not. It was a good one-off joke at the start used to do some good, mainly challenge the teaching of Creationism in public schools. But really, crap like this has gotten it to the level of "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." It's a poor old joke that's been stretched too far and really just wants to bloody die. Why you "Pastafarians" must exhume its poor corpse once every week or so to parade it around instead of letting the poor thing rest in peace is entirely beyond me and my grasp of humour.

Also, this thread is against the rules as it doesn't have any real discussion value given in the OP whatsoever.

Why should it die? There may not be a humor factor in it, but it's pretty damn cool.


Not really, no, it's trying too hard to be cool, and jumped the shark with the whole ninja/pirate thing. And pizza is far superior to pasta anyway.

Sorry Mr. Buzzkill. If it were not cool, then these people would not have boasted about him.


And if he was cool, then I wouldn't have degraded him.
     
SillyStringViolence



Excuse me, I do NOT believe that I said, "Hey, who wants to be a total douchebag and ruin people's fun by being a total idiot?"

You're on fricken' GAIA. There's a LLAMA EMOTICON. If someone can't be childish here, where CAN they be? Don't try to be 'mature.' You just look like an a*****e.

You guys are the ones who were SO eager to click on the link. You didn't have to. You could have been on your merry way. But YOU GUYS decided to stop and harrass ME, someone who maybe gets her shits and giggles from a glob of spaghetti. Go somewhere else. I don't want you here.




dramallama
 
     
 
SillyStringViolence
If someone can't be childish here, where CAN they be?

Playgrounds. Toy aisle of ye locale Target/Walmart/Kmart. The beach. Comic and anime conventions. In the privacy of your own home.

Lots of places, really. You wouldn't go into a classroom and start doodling all over the dry-erase board during a lecture, would you?
     
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