If you woke up with your sexual orientation fully changed...

[Masturbating_Rot_Crow]

Namekuji Kimi

Girlfriend disagrees with you, she thinks they are awesome and fun to play with. 3nodding

And you can never have a vulva that does not resemble the maws of hell when the lips are spread apart. gonk

By the way, I love you. heart

My vulva is like an amazing pink sofa made of velvet and love. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Never said balls can't be fun, they're just ugly as ********. LIke a malformed chinese crested. Lovable, maybe snugly, but man that face.

[Only Gray]

I'd be like... so I'm like...
ASEXUAL? DA HELL.

No. I wouldn't give a ********.

[Namekuji Kimi]

Masturbating_Rot_Crow

Namekuji Kimi

Girlfriend disagrees with you, she thinks they are awesome and fun to play with. 3nodding

And you can never have a vulva that does not resemble the maws of hell when the lips are spread apart. gonk

By the way, I love you. heart

My vulva is like an amazing pink sofa made of velvet and love. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Never said balls can't be fun, they're just ugly as ********. LIke a malformed chinese crested. Lovable, maybe snugly, but man that face.

I can just as easily say that my testicles are a pair of love cushions, crafted from the forge of Hephaestus himself. talk2hand

I think saying they're ugly as ******** is kind of mean. sad

Especially coming from the sex that contains the gates of hell between their legs. gonk

Crow, you're suuuuch a meanie!!! Meanie buttt! You're a MEANIE BUTT! scream

[Masturbating_Rot_Crow]

Namekuji Kimi

Masturbating_Rot_Crow

Namekuji Kimi

Girlfriend disagrees with you, she thinks they are awesome and fun to play with. 3nodding

And you can never have a vulva that does not resemble the maws of hell when the lips are spread apart. gonk

By the way, I love you. heart

My vulva is like an amazing pink sofa made of velvet and love. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Never said balls can't be fun, they're just ugly as ********. LIke a malformed chinese crested. Lovable, maybe snugly, but man that face.

I can just as easily say that my testicles are a pair of love cushions, crafted from the forge of Hephaestus himself. talk2hand

I think saying they're ugly as ******** is kind of mean. sad

Especially coming from the sex that contains the gates of hell between their legs. gonk

Crow, you're suuuuch a meanie!!! Meanie buttt! You're a MEANIE BUTT! scream

I never claimed to be otherwise. That a man has decided to deal with my attitude every single day I think speaks volumes for my nethers and all their glory.

[Namekuji Kimi]

Masturbating_Rot_Crow

Namekuji Kimi

Masturbating_Rot_Crow

Namekuji Kimi

Girlfriend disagrees with you, she thinks they are awesome and fun to play with. 3nodding

And you can never have a vulva that does not resemble the maws of hell when the lips are spread apart. gonk

By the way, I love you. heart

My vulva is like an amazing pink sofa made of velvet and love. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Never said balls can't be fun, they're just ugly as ********. LIke a malformed chinese crested. Lovable, maybe snugly, but man that face.

I can just as easily say that my testicles are a pair of love cushions, crafted from the forge of Hephaestus himself. talk2hand

I think saying they're ugly as ******** is kind of mean. sad

Especially coming from the sex that contains the gates of hell between their legs. gonk

Crow, you're suuuuch a meanie!!! Meanie buttt! You're a MEANIE BUTT! scream

I never claimed to be otherwise. That a man has decided to deal with my attitude every single day I think speaks volumes for my nethers and all their glory.

Or maybe he loves you for your physical appearance and personality as well. D:

Also, a p***y is a p***y. You could have the face of Barbara Streisand between your legs, and he'd still want to ******** it. gonk

[castrillo]

I would kill myself. Heterosexuality makes me nauseous.

[Valtielle]

If I became asexual, then? Yay! Problems struggling with more human side, begone!