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Girlfriend disagrees with you, she thinks they are awesome and fun to play with. 3nodding

And you can never have a vulva that does not resemble the maws of hell when the lips are spread apart. gonk

By the way, I love you. heart
My vulva is like an amazing pink sofa made of velvet and love. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Never said balls can't be fun, they're just ugly as ********. LIke a malformed chinese crested. Lovable, maybe snugly, but man that face.
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I'd be like... so I'm like...
ASEXUAL? DA HELL.

No. I wouldn't give a ********.
Masturbating_Rot_Crow
Namekuji Kimi


Girlfriend disagrees with you, she thinks they are awesome and fun to play with. 3nodding

And you can never have a vulva that does not resemble the maws of hell when the lips are spread apart. gonk

By the way, I love you. heart
My vulva is like an amazing pink sofa made of velvet and love. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Never said balls can't be fun, they're just ugly as ********. LIke a malformed chinese crested. Lovable, maybe snugly, but man that face.


I can just as easily say that my testicles are a pair of love cushions, crafted from the forge of Hephaestus himself. talk2hand

I think saying they're ugly as ******** is kind of mean. sad

Especially coming from the sex that contains the gates of hell between their legs. gonk

Crow, you're suuuuch a meanie!!! Meanie buttt! You're a MEANIE BUTT! scream
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Namekuji Kimi
Masturbating_Rot_Crow
Namekuji Kimi


Girlfriend disagrees with you, she thinks they are awesome and fun to play with. 3nodding

And you can never have a vulva that does not resemble the maws of hell when the lips are spread apart. gonk

By the way, I love you. heart
My vulva is like an amazing pink sofa made of velvet and love. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Never said balls can't be fun, they're just ugly as ********. LIke a malformed chinese crested. Lovable, maybe snugly, but man that face.


I can just as easily say that my testicles are a pair of love cushions, crafted from the forge of Hephaestus himself. talk2hand

I think saying they're ugly as ******** is kind of mean. sad

Especially coming from the sex that contains the gates of hell between their legs. gonk

Crow, you're suuuuch a meanie!!! Meanie buttt! You're a MEANIE BUTT! scream
I never claimed to be otherwise. That a man has decided to deal with my attitude every single day I think speaks volumes for my nethers and all their glory.
Masturbating_Rot_Crow
Namekuji Kimi
Masturbating_Rot_Crow
Namekuji Kimi


Girlfriend disagrees with you, she thinks they are awesome and fun to play with. 3nodding

And you can never have a vulva that does not resemble the maws of hell when the lips are spread apart. gonk

By the way, I love you. heart
My vulva is like an amazing pink sofa made of velvet and love. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Never said balls can't be fun, they're just ugly as ********. LIke a malformed chinese crested. Lovable, maybe snugly, but man that face.


I can just as easily say that my testicles are a pair of love cushions, crafted from the forge of Hephaestus himself. talk2hand

I think saying they're ugly as ******** is kind of mean. sad

Especially coming from the sex that contains the gates of hell between their legs. gonk

Crow, you're suuuuch a meanie!!! Meanie buttt! You're a MEANIE BUTT! scream
I never claimed to be otherwise. That a man has decided to deal with my attitude every single day I think speaks volumes for my nethers and all their glory.


Or maybe he loves you for your physical appearance and personality as well. D:

Also, a p***y is a p***y. You could have the face of Barbara Streisand between your legs, and he'd still want to ******** it. gonk
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I would kill myself. Heterosexuality makes me nauseous.
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If I became asexual, then? Yay! Problems struggling with more human side, begone!

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