"I would kiss you if you didn't have that mustache!!"

[Velvet Overkill]

Ever kiss a man with a mustache?
-Lol, no

Did you like it?
-Never happened

Do you like mustaches on men?
-Uh, Freddy Mercury. That is all.

Do you have a mustache?
-A Work In Progress

If can't grow one, would you?
-I'm currently going for a handle bar

[zaptar13]

Just shave.

[xLexC7x]

I don't like facial hair, I would never kiss a guy with a mustache.
And no, I don't have a mustache and don't plan on growing one.

[Posties]

Pseudo-Onkelos

Posties

Pseudo-Onkelos

I would never kiss a man, facial hair or not. emotion_donotwant

What if he had ______. lol

A v****a? No way! xp

rofl

[tokkis]

maybe i'm missing you
Ever kiss a man with a mustache?
Nooo.
Did you like it?
I don't know, but I feel like I wouldn't.
Do you like mustaches on men?
It depends but about 85% of the time no.
Do you have a mustache?
Noooo.
If can't grow one, would you?
No.
yum_tea

[freelance lover]

My boyfriend has had facial hair most of our relationship. I don't care either way, except for the couple days after he shaves when it's all prickly.

I work at a liquor store, so I have some interesting characters. One woman bitched at my coworker for calling her ma'am. Both my coworker and I are from the south, so everyone is ma'am and sir, but out here in Cali it seems to have the connotation of "old."

I also had a guy tell me "I mean you work here, you have to be an alcoholic." They don't pay me enough to buy that much liquor though D:

[Darth Dero Goi]

I ******** love mustaches on men. Any sort of facial hair really, as long as it's MANLY. Not a little scumstache or patchy barely-there beard.

[TheDirtWhispered]

Ever kiss a man with a mustache? When my boyfriend was trying to grow out his facial hair.
Did you like it? No it was rough on my lips and irritated my face.
Do you like mustaches on men? Not really, for the most part it reminds me of 1980's *****
Do you have a mustache? No
If can't grow one, would you? No?