"I would kiss you if you didn't have that mustache!!"

[Jesse Troy II]

That's what a customer told me today after I helped them.
She was wearing a cat and pumpkin sweater and had a gold tooth.

And later I got the door for a woman and she flipped me off.

My shift felt like it lasted forever, but at least no one molested me today.

I'll just add these to the long list of WTF work moments.



Ever kiss a man with a mustache?
Did you like it?
Do you like mustaches on men?
Do you have a mustache?
If can't grow one, would you?

[POlSON-CANDY]

What's up man? You sportin' a ***** or something?

[Reyna224]

Ever kiss a man with a mustache?
Yes, it tickled.
Did you like it?
It... It reminded me of my dad's mustache.... gonk
Do you like mustaches on men?
No. They remind me of my dad.
Do you have a mustache?
No. sad
If can't grow one, would you?
Hell yeah

[tj is no butt face]

if you're gay, you're gonna tickle his pickle, alright

[Shark Bacon]

Ever kiss a man with a mustache?
Yes.

Did you like it?
No.

Do you like mustaches on men?
No.

Do you have a mustache?
No.

If can't grow one, would you?
No.

they give me like beardburn. not into them.

[Decanie]

My personal favorite:

"Are you from Canada?"

"I... what? No, but I would love to visit!"

"You have a peculiar way of speaking, it's interesting, like someone from Canada."

wat

I'm a Cali girl born and raised

just wat

[IImSoWhiteLOL]

Ever kiss a man with a mustache?
Nope.

Did you like it?
No mustache kissing experience.

Do you like mustaches on men?
Not if they're like this.


Do you have a mustache?
Yes.

[Forever Eccentric]

what's with all the women always hitting on you at work?

[Jesse Troy II]

POlSON-CANDY

What's up man? You sportin' a ***** or something?

Do you consider Freddie Mercury's mustache a *****?

I grew it in August for his Birthday/FFAD, kept it, decided to shave it after seeing the concert, still have it, no plans of shaving anytime soon.

[POlSON-CANDY]

Ewwwww. Freddie Mercury? Seriously?

Jesse Troy II

POlSON-CANDY

What's up man? You sportin' a ***** or something?

Do you consider Freddie Mercury's mustache a *****?

I grew it in August for his Birthday/FFAD, kept it, decided to shave it after seeing the concert, still have it, no plans of shaving anytime soon.

[Noble Onidrase]

I don't like facial hair.

Unless it's a goatee on a guy with a cleanly shaved head.

Then it's a little hot.

[Jesse Troy II]

Forever Eccentric

what's with all the women always hitting on you at work?

It happened more when I was clean shaven.
Women are far less attracted now. It actually surprised me how different I'm treated.

On the Anderson Cooper show some expert said molesters, rapists, and want not some how pick up on those who have been victimized before and seek these people out.

[Pseudo-Onkelos]

I would never kiss a man, facial hair or not. emotion_donotwant

[Jesse Troy II]

POlSON-CANDY

Ewwwww. Freddie Mercury? Seriously?

Jesse Troy II

POlSON-CANDY

What's up man? You sportin' a ***** or something?

Do you consider Freddie Mercury's mustache a *****?

I grew it in August for his Birthday/FFAD, kept it, decided to shave it after seeing the concert, still have it, no plans of shaving anytime soon.

You don't think he is sexy?