"I would kiss you if you didn't have that mustache!!"

[Pheina]

A 70ish year old man on the bus today told me he'd catch me if I fall (I was standing and he was sitting) and pretty much offered me a seat on his lap today. Thank god this was right in front of my stop so I could get off right there and then.


Ever kiss a man with a mustache?
Plenty of times. 3nodding Not a giant one though.

Did you like it?
I actually do like the prickle when we kiss aha. And ngl the prickle feels great during oral.

Do you like mustaches on men?
Depends on how big it is, whether or not it suits his face and style, the shape of the mustache, etc. It's usually very hit or miss.

Do you have a mustache?
Hahahahaha no. I mean I have some very thin hardly visible hairs over my upper lip but that doesn't count as a mustache.

If can't grow one, would you?
Idk, if I could grow one just once and then shave/wax it off and have it never grow back again I think I would be up for it if I were single, just to be the freak of the week. But I'll take my boyfriend over the ability to grow a single beard that will never grow back after one shave. But between having a real mustache that actually does grow back and not having a mustache I'll take the latter.
Haha omg what is wrong with me.


What's actually far worse than kissing a guy with a mustache (not that I mind it personally), is making out with a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow. Whenever my boyfriend's just shaved I get beard burn all over my chin. sad

[MemoriesOfGreen]

Pseudo-Onkelos

I would never kiss a man, facial hair or not. emotion_donotwant

I would kiss you. I would kiss you all night long, bby. emotion_dowant

[Jazin Kay]

"Hm, do you wanna shave that first?"

"Sweety, this is what we call a Labia Brush."

"Kickass, try it out!"

[Pseudo-Onkelos]

MemoriesOfGreen

Pseudo-Onkelos

I would never kiss a man, facial hair or not. emotion_donotwant

I would kiss you. I would kiss you all night long, bby. emotion_dowant

redface

[Amethyst Starburst]

MemoriesOfGreen

Amethyst Starburst

My fiancee has a mustache. Its not like huge, so i dont get bothered by it when we kiss.
Ya know, when i was younger i vowed to myself i would never date a man with facial hair. Its funny how things turn out later

All men have facial hair. It's just that some decide to shave. xd

Well when i was younger I thought that wasnt the case xD

[MemoriesOfGreen]

Pseudo-Onkelos

MemoriesOfGreen

Pseudo-Onkelos

I would never kiss a man, facial hair or not. emotion_donotwant

I would kiss you. I would kiss you all night long, bby. emotion_dowant

redface

emotion_dealwithit Oh yeah...

[MemoriesOfGreen]

Amethyst Starburst

MemoriesOfGreen

Amethyst Starburst

My fiancee has a mustache. Its not like huge, so i dont get bothered by it when we kiss.
Ya know, when i was younger i vowed to myself i would never date a man with facial hair. Its funny how things turn out later

All men have facial hair. It's just that some decide to shave. xd

Well when i was younger I thought that wasnt the case xD

That's really, really adorable. heart

[Phallic Wonderland]

I don't like mustaches by themselves. It either has to be full on goatee or beard, or else don't even bother trying. It looks stupid to be. But yes, I have kissed my husband when he had his "prison 'stache" (you can only have a mustache in prison, no other facial hair), it tickled but I enjoy full beards and goatees more.

[Amethyst Starburst]

MemoriesOfGreen

Amethyst Starburst

MemoriesOfGreen

Amethyst Starburst

My fiancee has a mustache. Its not like huge, so i dont get bothered by it when we kiss.
Ya know, when i was younger i vowed to myself i would never date a man with facial hair. Its funny how things turn out later

All men have facial hair. It's just that some decide to shave. xd

Well when i was younger I thought that wasnt the case xD

That's really, really adorable. heart

Aww xD thanks

[Feminist Barbie]

Ever kiss a man with a mustache? No.

Did you like it? N/A

Do you like mustaches on men?No. I'm a little scared of men with moustaches.

Do you have a mustache? N/A

If can't grow one, would you? No.

[Lamiroir]

Ever kiss a man with a mustache?
-Noap and I don't plan to. If I let my boyfriend keep his sideburns it's because he looks good with them, but no mustache and no beard emotion_donotwant

Did you like it?
-NO.

Do you like mustaches on men?
-NNNNNNNNOOOOO.

Do you have a mustache?
-Dafuq.

If can't grow one, would you?
-NO.

[weed-chan]

My girlfriend not so secretly wishes she had the ability to grow a thick, full moustache.
Like with little curls at the end.

[angry jakob]

I wont kiss anyone with facial hair razz

[malscrung]

I am in the habit of only kissin' dudes with mustaches due to the fact that I don't generally find men attractive unless they've got facial hair of some sort. There are sometimes exceptions, but wow facial hair hello.

My dream is that in the future there will be a fad for ladies to have mustaches and that I won't be too ancient to enjoy it.

[ectogasm]

IImSoWhiteLOL

Do you like mustaches on men?
Not if they're like this.

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