I WANT TO MARRY YOU, CB

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[Hammytime]

:3

[The Fainting Goat]

[Idyllic Beauty]

Sissily's talking, shut it for a moment~!

Heeeeeellooooooooo bby~!
When and where?


Now questing:

[Christopher Hall JMR]

I've been so alone for so long
Forgotten by the world
Forgotten to myself
Your effervescent eyes have awakened me
And brushed the dust away
But I knew you'd never stay

So I memorized the color of your eyes as I lost myself inside you
And I memorized the way our legs entwined as I drifted off beside you

I miss
God I miss
Waking up beside you

At night I cling to you, I'm so afraid
Afraid the day will come
And I'll wake and find you gone
But you promised that you'd not abandon me
And kissed my fears away
But I woke up to that day

But I had memorized the way our eyes
would meet reflected in the bathroom mirror
And I memorized your naked silhouette as you slowly brushed your hair
I miss
God I miss
Waking up beside you

I've been so alone for so long
I forgot how much it hurts
To wake up so alone

But I memorized how warm your body felt
as you lay half asleep beside me
And I memorized the way the sunlight
filled the room and played upon your body

I miss
God I miss
Waking up beside you
I miss
God I miss
Waking up beside you

[happily ever after]

I believe in monogamy, sorry. whee

[Gods Gift to Men]

I know what you might be thinking. "Cherry Humpers?!?" Well I know it seems risque but it is actually very fun! We try to be different then other bumping services. So instead of the "bumpers", we are the "humpers"!! We love being sexy and also having a sense of humor. We are taking a different spin on how things are done on Gaia but are in the boundaries of the TOS. Other bumping services say they are bumping your thread. Well, we are humping your thread! See?! Much more fun hehe xd

Right now we are desperate for workers! There is no limit to how much you can work to earn gold!! I pay 2g a bump and there is a chance to earn an extra 500g on top of that and even a Sealed Letter for that Month!

Just copy this form, visit the shop, read the rules and fill it out then post it! I am excited to work with everyone!

[color=red][b][size=18]SIGN ME UP![/size][/b][/color]
How many hours a day are you on?
How many humps can you do a day?
When is your birthday?
Are you questing?
If so, for what?
Have you read the rules and do you agree?
Do you understand how to do this job?
If not, what are you unsure on?

[fnenpnnveiornvpoeinrv]

O=

[Elisahh]

Are you sure O_O

[Ashelina Jolie]

b***h, I divorced you for a reason. mad

[Anonymous Melon]

:33

[Christopher Hall JMR]

I know youve grown to hate me
Even more then you have grown to hate yourself
But has it really made a difference
Sharing all that hate with someone else

(chorus)
Tell me are you really happy
Do you think hes really worth the pain
Tell me are you really happy
Or did you simply throw are life away just to be unhappy

Does he worship and adore you
Does he make you feel so beautifully complete
Is your life so much better now
Or do those same old demons haunt your sleep

Tell me are you really happy
Do you think hes really worth the pain
Tell me are you really happy
Or did you simply throw are life away just to be unhappy


Is he everything youve dreamed of
I imagine he is so much more then me
And I tried to make you happy
But I believe you thrive on misery

Tell me are you really happy
Do you think hes really worth the pain
Tell me are you really happy
Or did you simply throw are life away just to be unhappy

[Friggin Douche]

Yo.
I'm giving up gaia, but I'm a typical jew and so I don't wanna leave with nothing.
So I'm giving away my items, but I don't want to give them away for free.

I accept payment in forms of:
-Nudity
-Humor
-Beatboxing
-Spamming me enough to get me to break

I've given away:
Samurai Yoroi to Duggers McNuggers
1k to IIWrathII
1k to Aristocratic Drug