Just completley Sh*t on anyones feelings but your own.
I gotta poop on people???
Yes.. like a bird.
But Master Weedle....
I uhh... can't fly...
You have to climb up the tallest tree in the most densely populated area you know. Only then will you master the art of being mean. Nothing ruins a person's day like being s**t on.
//Climbs up a tree
Uhh.... i think i got this Dx
//Takes out chocolate cupcakes and slings it in people's mouths
Better Master? smile
Close, but no cigar.
If you're going to use cupcakes at least make them ginkgo cupcakes so they smell like poo..
Don't help them eat either, toss them under their shoes so the smell follows them all day!