Help me I'm fat!: The "How to lose Weight" thread

[Nonesuch Solo]

Vixianna

Vain_Truth

Hi Here!

For those of you who like an extra boost I've recently been drinking the 'Three Leaf Tea; Super Slimming' and it works great!!! I love it, it's only my second day using it, but so far so good and it's allot better for your body compared to laxatives or forcing yourself to throw up.

Ah. How does the tea work? Is it like drinking lots of water before a meal, in that it fills you up, or does it speed up your system so it absorbs less? Or does it stop fat absorption? Does it have antioxidants in it? I here those are great, and most fatties don't get enough of those because they don't eat fruits and vegetables.

Oh, come ON! I eat jelly donuts, that has to be at least two servings of fruit a day!!! scream

[Riviera de la Mancha]

Vixianna

Riviera de la Mancha

Vixianna

Riviera de la Mancha

You seem to be patronizing the effort to lose weight and, knowing your history, I am inclined to trust my supposition.

I am not! I have just seen the light. I understand that fat is horribly bad for you, and nothing but being thin will make me healthy. Of course my heart is full of awfulness and fats. Being a exercise instructor, do you think you could help this thread out? You should be able to recommend some nice exercises or tell the fatties in denial about the dangers of fat.

The fact that you speak so outlandishly still leads me to other conclusions. You and I both know fat is not horribly bad for you, and that being thin is not necessarily equal to being healthy, though it is an indicator when one does so properly.

I could, but I would find that my assistance would go wasted in a place where the creator makes no stride to having something serious and instead seems to want this to be either some kind of bait thread or some kind of chance to patronize those who want to really loose weight.

I'm not here to patronize those who want to lose weight Riveria. If the do I need this to be a place of safety for them, but this also need to be a place of information. If you could contribute that would be wonderful. I'm being silly because I want the atmosphere to be light-hearted, for the most part. Do you have something you can add to this thread, or are you going to continue to claim I only wants ill for those unfortunate suffers of fat? I can't believe someone with so much knowledge to help those in need, would rather sit here and talk off topic with me instead of helping people. That's not very nice, nor professional Riveria, i hope you don't treat your clients that way.

First, my name is Riviera, not Riveria.

The most important thing to helping someone to lose weight is to first and foremost take their needs seriously, and to talk about it in a serious and realistic way. As you continue to demonstrate these traits, I cant in good conscience post here. As I am not willing to post outside of this subject, this will be the last comment from me.

If anyone seriously wants some advice, then PM me.

[Vixianna]

CharmingBerry

eat slowly! there's a gap between you being full and your brain realizing it which can lead to over eating. so eat slow, don't jam your face full of food XD

smile Good info.

@ Cutie: You have been most helpful. Your information will help fatties yet! That is good work, I here that eating smaller more numerous meals, but not grazing, will also keep your blood sugar stable.

[Nonesuch Solo]

Riviera de la Mancha

Vixianna

Riviera de la Mancha

Vixianna

Riviera de la Mancha

You seem to be patronizing the effort to lose weight and, knowing your history, I am inclined to trust my supposition.

I am not! I have just seen the light. I understand that fat is horribly bad for you, and nothing but being thin will make me healthy. Of course my heart is full of awfulness and fats. Being a exercise instructor, do you think you could help this thread out? You should be able to recommend some nice exercises or tell the fatties in denial about the dangers of fat.

The fact that you speak so outlandishly still leads me to other conclusions. You and I both know fat is not horribly bad for you, and that being thin is not necessarily equal to being healthy, though it is an indicator when one does so properly.

I could, but I would find that my assistance would go wasted in a place where the creator makes no stride to having something serious and instead seems to want this to be either some kind of bait thread or some kind of chance to patronize those who want to really loose weight.

I'm not here to patronize those who want to lose weight Riveria. If the do I need this to be a place of safety for them, but this also need to be a place of information. If you could contribute that would be wonderful. I'm being silly because I want the atmosphere to be light-hearted, for the most part. Do you have something you can add to this thread, or are you going to continue to claim I only wants ill for those unfortunate suffers of fat? I can't believe someone with so much knowledge to help those in need, would rather sit here and talk off topic with me instead of helping people. That's not very nice, nor professional Riveria, i hope you don't treat your clients that way.

First, my name is Riviera, not Riveria.

The most important thing to helping someone to lose weight is to first and foremost take their needs seriously, and to talk about it in a serious and realistic way. As you continue to demonstrate these traits, I cant in good conscience post here. As I am not willing to post outside of this subject, this will be the last comment from me.

If anyone seriously wants some advice, then PM me.

But I've been trying sooooo hard for sooooo long and I'm still not losing weight, maybe you have the one nugget of truth I've been missing?

[I got bored one day]

I still don't understand why you're doing this... :/ You aren't even making an effort to provide sources for the OP, so it's pretty obvious you are just catering to popular misconceptions about fat people. It's immature.

[Vixianna]

Nonesuch Solo

Vixianna

Vain_Truth

Hi Here!

For those of you who like an extra boost I've recently been drinking the 'Three Leaf Tea; Super Slimming' and it works great!!! I love it, it's only my second day using it, but so far so good and it's allot better for your body compared to laxatives or forcing yourself to throw up.

Ah. How does the tea work? Is it like drinking lots of water before a meal, in that it fills you up, or does it speed up your system so it absorbs less? Or does it stop fat absorption? Does it have antioxidants in it? I here those are great, and most fatties don't get enough of those because they don't eat fruits and vegetables.

Oh, come ON! I eat jelly donuts, that has to be at least two servings of fruit a day!!! scream

I think those are made with fake fruits...But with all the sugar in them it doesn't matter if you the doughnuts have fruit in them or not. Stop eating doughnuts fattie, unless you have a tapeworm. But if you don't I suggest going no more than six months with one at a time with a break of another six months in between so the worm doesn't get too big.

[Yoshpet]

Sincerely exercise three times a week. Don't just power walk around your neighborhood. Get your heart beating and your lungs breathing, and for god's sake, try toning a muscle or two. The more toned your muscles are, the more fat you burn at rest, which will certainly help with slimming down.

Avoid eating in excess of 2000 calories a day, but don't starve yourself either. Have a large breakfast and successively smaller meals throughout the day, making sure to cut down on refined sugars and fatty foods.

If you have a medical complication ("I have a gland problem!" wink then please, please, please consult your doctor.

Alright, fitness in a nutshell, heck yes.

[Vixianna]

Riviera de la Mancha

First, my name is Riviera, not Riveria.

The most important thing to helping someone to lose weight is to first and foremost take their needs seriously, and to talk about it in a serious and realistic way. As you continue to demonstrate these traits, I cant in good conscience post here. As I am not willing to post outside of this subject, this will be the last comment from me.

If anyone seriously wants some advice, then PM me.

I'm sorry I misspelled your name, and I'm sorry you are so unwilling to help your fellow man. I hope you feel good with that self-righteousness you have inside of you.

@ Cutie: What would you like me to prove or Provide? That fat is bad for you? Or maybe the dangers of Obesity?

[Nonesuch Solo]

Vixianna

Nonesuch Solo

Vixianna

Vain_Truth

Hi Here!

For those of you who like an extra boost I've recently been drinking the 'Three Leaf Tea; Super Slimming' and it works great!!! I love it, it's only my second day using it, but so far so good and it's allot better for your body compared to laxatives or forcing yourself to throw up.

Ah. How does the tea work? Is it like drinking lots of water before a meal, in that it fills you up, or does it speed up your system so it absorbs less? Or does it stop fat absorption? Does it have antioxidants in it? I here those are great, and most fatties don't get enough of those because they don't eat fruits and vegetables.

Oh, come ON! I eat jelly donuts, that has to be at least two servings of fruit a day!!! scream

I think those are made with fake fruits...But with all the sugar in them it doesn't matter if you the doughnuts have fruit in them or not. Stop eating doughnuts fattie, unless you have a tapeworm. But if you don't I suggest going no more than six months with one at a time with a break of another six months in between so the worm doesn't get too big.

But it's not fair!!! Oh well I guess it'll be worth it, when I'm finally skinny I'll get to eat ALLL the donuts I want and it won't be bad for me because I'll still be skinny!

[Riviera de la Mancha]

Vixianna

Riviera de la Mancha

First, my name is Riviera, not Riveria.

The most important thing to helping someone to lose weight is to first and foremost take their needs seriously, and to talk about it in a serious and realistic way. As you continue to demonstrate these traits, I cant in good conscience post here. As I am not willing to post outside of this subject, this will be the last comment from me.

If anyone seriously wants some advice, then PM me.

I'm sorry I misspelled your name, and I'm sorry you are so unwilling to help your fellow man. I hope you feel good with that self-righteousness you have inside of you.

@ Cutie: What would you like me to prove or Provide? That fat is bad for you? Or maybe the dangers of Obesity?

As I said, if people want real advice, then I may be PMed.

I hope you feel good lying to yourself and all of those who post here.

[Kobanya]

CharmingBerry

eat slowly! there's a gap between you being full and your brain realizing it which can lead to over eating. so eat slow, don't jam your face full of food XD

But I win so many eating contests that way.

@Riviera: Dude, chill out. This is all in good fun. You know how Vixi is on the subject of obesity and weight loss. I think it's good to step back and have some fun.

@Everyone Else: Having a monkey slap your hand from whatever you try to eat works too.

[I got bored one day]

Yoshpet

Sincerely exercise three times a week. Don't just power walk around your neighborhood. Get your heart beating and your lungs breathing, and for god's sake, try toning a muscle or two. The more toned your muscles are, the more fat you burn at rest, which will certainly help with slimming down.

This is only good advice if you are conditioned; if you are not conditioned nothing will change from strenuous exercise. It may actually make the problem worse since your body will attempt to eat more to compensate for the sudden increase in activity. It's why so many regimes fail with negative gains.

[I got bored one day]

Vixianna

@ Cutie: What would you like me to prove or Provide? That fat is bad for you? Or maybe the dangers of Obesity?

There's plenty of information available. Your OP is devoid of any of it; I think that in and of itself shows how serious you really are.

[Vain_Truth]

Vixianna

Vain_Truth

Hi Here!

For those of you who like an extra boost I've recently been drinking the 'Three Leaf Tea; Super Slimming' and it works great!!! I love it, it's only my second day using it, but so far so good and it's allot better for your body compared to laxatives or forcing yourself to throw up.

Ah. How does the tea work? Is it like drinking lots of water before a meal, in that it fills you up, or does it speed up your system so it absorbs less? Or does it stop fat absorption? Does it have antioxidants in it? I here those are great, and most fatties don't get enough of those because they don't eat fruits and vegetables.

Heres the little bio thingy it came with...

"Super Slimming Herbal Tea

This potent blend was used to help promote cleansing, detoxification, and digestion. * It includes senna, an herbal stimulant laxative, licorice root, known in China as "The Great Detoxifier", and persimmon and papaya, used to help promot healthy digestion.*'

And I had to EDIT my previous post, the name of the brand is 'Triple Leaf Tea'

They have other teas for other purpouses as well;

-Blood Preassure Herbal Tea

-Horny Goat Weed Herbal Tea

-Sugar Balance and Women's Tonic Tea

-Choleserid Tea (Ynnan Tuocha Tea)

-Relaxing Herbal Tea

-Detox Herbal Tea

-Herbal Laxative Tea

-Dieter's Green Herbal Tea

-Super Slimming Herbal Tea

-Ultra Slim Herbal Tea

-Cold and Flu Time Herbal Tea

and etc...

This brand was recomended to me by a friend who's been having good luck with it as well.

[Vixianna]

Yoshpet

Sincerely exercise three times a week. Don't just power walk around your neighborhood. Get your heart beating and your lungs breathing, and for god's sake, try toning a muscle or two. The more toned your muscles are, the more fat you burn at rest, which will certainly help with slimming down.

Avoid eating in excess of 2000 calories a day, but don't starve yourself either. Have a large breakfast and successively smaller meals throughout the day, making sure to cut down on refined sugars and fatty foods.

If you have a medical complication ("I have a gland problem!" wink then please, please, please consult your doctor.

Alright, fitness in a nutshell, heck yes.

Beautiful! And so concise, I might edit it into the OP...