Help me I'm fat!: The "How to lose Weight" thread

[Vixianna]

Hello everyone! I'm here to do the ED a favor. This is a thread dedicated to losing the horrible fat. You know? The thing that plagues Africa's rich, Australia(who took America's spot as the fattest country), the UK, and the heart of every red blooded American. This is a thread dedicated to the destruction of "thunder thighs" and saggy fat ridden cow udders. This is a thread for the dangers of fat. I dedicate this thread to the souls all around the world currently waging war with the evil fat inside their own body. Everyone knows fat is bad for you all fat is bad for you. And we can ALL stand to shed weight. This sedentary disgusting life style we, as Americans and around the world, have taken up is slowly killing us. Never fear because this thread will be the answer to your lardass prayers. Here will be a thread for inspiration. Here will be a library of knowledge to help get your lardass friends in gear. Here we can discuss the merits of the BMI and the wonders of new sensational diets and exercises. Here is the thin people sanctuary and the place all unfortunately fat EDer's can find reasons to move that fat a** and put down the doughnuts! I give you the " Weight Loss Thread."

Now the only rules are it must help others lose weight, so thinspirations are accepted, as long as they are backed by medicine. Studies about the evil of fat, about the dangers to your health, and the moral failing of those individuals who don't conform to the standard of true beauty. Pictures of beautiful thin and trim women are appreciated, and pix of yourself like that is excellent. 3nodding

Stories about how much better you life is skinny, or worse is fat are also appreciated because they will help inspire others to either follow in your foots steps or stay away from being a fatass. Naming calling is fine when appropriate because we all know shaming makes people lose weight, and that's the point of this thread. Weight loss.

Dieting tips and exercise regimens are definitely appreciated, because everyone knows anyone who knows they are fat, and if we help shame them they will, won't stay fat once they know how to get skinny. Remember a large majority of health issues are caused by fat, and made worse by fat, so losing as much as possible is for the betterment of your health.

Stygian Soleil will be our resident expert, as he is a success story! Someone who has lost weight, and a significant amount, left his sorry fat assness behind, and will be able to tell the rest of you how to do it too! I'm sure he will have plenty to say about it, and he has been complaining about never being mentioned in the ED. I can't see why because he has soooo much to offer. I can't understand why he'd ever be forgotten...

Don't be afraid to post links to fat "hatred", is only like that because fatties don't want to lose that lard and cottage cheese, research to help focus the thread, or help us tell the fatties how bad it is for them to be like this. The don't understand, I'm sure there is research out there about them being stupider than average as well, or else they never would have gotten fat in the first place!

So without further ado, this thread is open please participate in helping the ED get to a trim, slim, healthy, and normal weight. biggrin

At the behest of one of my posters: Here are some of the info about the dangers of fat.
Dangers of Obesity:
[x] With a definition.
[x] Deaths due to Obesity in America "300,000" obviously these are all preventable.
[x] Here's a wonderful breakdown of each ailment you are giving yourself by being fat.
Here's the CDC itself anda quick list of the CDC's causes and Consequences.

[Malcolm Tucker]

I often wish I could put on weight.

[Vixianna]

Malcolm Tucker

I often wish I could put on weight.

Why? Don't you know fat is bad for you? Poor thing!Did some fatass from HAES convince you you were too skinny?

[Kobanya]

Inb4 ur a fatass. XDD

Go for bulimia: twice the flavor, zero the calories.

Or, do what I do: don't eat anything for a good while and subsist off peanuts/popcorn/celery. You're bound to lose pounds!

[Overexposure]

Eat less, Move more.

idea

[Kobanya]

Malcolm Tucker

I often wish I could put on weight.

How much do you weigh? You must be twig-like...lucky.

[Malcolm Tucker]

Vixianna

Why? Don't you know fat is bad for you? Poor thing!Did some fatass from HAES convince you you were too skinny?

I could just do with being a little beefier.

[Albany King]

I've been the same, skinny little thing for years, so I got nothin. Not to mention I vary between super healthy eating and WHO THE ******** LIKES CHEESEBURGERS

[Riviera de la Mancha]

You seem to be patronizing the effort to lose weight and, knowing your history, I am inclined to trust my supposition.

[Vixianna]

Malcolm Tucker

Vixianna

Why? Don't you know fat is bad for you? Poor thing!Did some fatass from HAES convince you you were too skinny?

I could just do with being a little beefier.

Ah! You mean muscle and not fat. Of course muscle is good for you! You should try to put on some nice muscle weight, it will make losing fat much easier.

@ Kobanya: What great advice, thanks for helping.

@ Over-Exposure: That's very basic, do you have anything specific that will help those poor suffers lose weight?

[September the Eleventh]

If you can help me how to lose tit and a** size, I'm on board. gonk

[after hours]

Secret to losing weight in two easy steps:

1) MOVE MORE THAN YOU SIT
2) ONLY EAT WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY

The hard part is recognizing the feeling of hunger-- not mistaking the feeling of boredom for hunger. Urges to eat-- not the same as being hungry. People who never feel hungry because they are constantly stuffing their faces forget what hunger feels like and that's so bad.

[Vixianna]

Riviera de la Mancha

You seem to be patronizing the effort to lose weight and, knowing your history, I am inclined to trust my supposition.

I am not! I have just seen the light. I understand that fat is horribly bad for you, and nothing but being thin will make me healthy. Of course my heart is full of awfulness and fats. Being a exercise instructor, do you think you could help this thread out? You should be able to recommend some nice exercises or tell the fatties in denial about the dangers of fat.

[I got bored one day]

Body-weight excercise videos for beginngers.

[Kobanya]

Riviera de la Mancha

You seem to be patronizing the effort to lose weight and, knowing your history, I am inclined to trust my supposition.

Vixi is totes srs bb. Losing weight is srs bzns after all.

If you don't have any weight-loss tips, then why post?