GOD DAM IT CB

[Lord Red Cross]

WANT ME TO TALK SLOWER`?
SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING`?
DROOLING TOO`?

[bank of america]

I hat people who talk too slow. scream

[The Fainting Goat]

[Lord Red Cross]

bank of america

I hat people who talk too slow. scream

IT'S IN OUR BLOOD TO TALK SO FAST.
AND BE GOOD AT MATHS.

[Morbid Lie]

Wut. :B

[Hazardously Hannah]

lolwut

[Gods Gift to Men]

I know what you might be thinking. "Cherry Humpers?!?" Well I know it seems risque but it is actually very fun! We try to be different then other bumping services. So instead of the "bumpers", we are the "humpers"!! We love being sexy and also having a sense of humor. We are taking a different spin on how things are done on Gaia but are in the boundaries of the TOS. Other bumping services say they are bumping your thread. Well, we are humping your thread! See?! Much more fun hehe xd

Right now we are desperate for workers! There is no limit to how much you can work to earn gold!! I pay 2g a bump and there is a chance to earn an extra 500g on top of that and even a Sealed Letter for that Month!

Just copy this form, visit the shop, read the rules and fill it out then post it! I am excited to work with everyone!

[color=red][b][size=18]SIGN ME UP![/size][/b][/color]
How many hours a day are you on?
How many humps can you do a day?
When is your birthday?
Are you questing?
If so, for what?
Have you read the rules and do you agree?
Do you understand how to do this job?
If not, what are you unsure on?

[U n s y s t e m a t ic]

duhduhduh

[Friggin Douche]

Yo.
I'm giving up gaia, but I'm a typical jew and so I don't wanna leave with nothing.
So I'm giving away my items, but I don't want to give them away for free.

I accept payment in forms of:
-Nudity
-Humor
-Beatboxing
-Spamming me enough to get me to break

I've given away:
Samurai Yoroi to Duggers McNuggers
1k to IIWrathII
1k to Aristocratic Drug