The Forest has had to make more cutbacks.
|trees only grow to 10 feet tall before being cut down and sold.||10.5%||[ 2 ]|
|All pristine, natural water is being replaced by Red Bull, courtesy of our sponsor.||5.3%||[ 1 ]|
|No magic can be used in the forest outside of the 5th Friday of every month, Holidays, and Suren's Birthday.||5.3%||[ 1 ]|
|The local fauna will now be replaced by sock puppets since they naturally eat and poop less.||15.8%||[ 3 ]|
|Hammock repair is no longer available. Please purchase a warranty at your nearest hammock dealer.||15.8%||[ 3 ]|
|The poll is now just a list of changes. Thank you for your cooperation.||47.4%||[ 9 ]|
|Total Votes:||[ 19 ]|