They say bend over,
but I just want to talk.
They want to spank me,
but I just want to walk.
I absolutely love my friends,
I really really hate the noobs.
I decide to take the drama,
and watch new guys like test tubes.
Funny conversations fill the posts,
quote after quote and then after quote.
The people I talk to are amusing,
I'm sorry, I don't mean to gloat.
Oh, another friend making opportunity,
I take it with much energy.
In not much time at all, I make a new friend.
OH! BRB! I have to pee.
I'm back, what I miss?
Awe, more of my friends are here!
Hi guys, how are you doing?
Oh, me? Nothing much is up, I fear.
It's time for me to go, I'm sorry.
I'll talk to you tomorrow, I promise.
I miss you all already, don't worry I'll be back soon.
While I'm gone, make sure there's no crisis.